Strikepenguin5
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since: 05-30-01, id: 74871
Author has written 21 stories for Humor, General, General, and Sci-Fi.
I am attending Azusa Pacific University, and have discovered that writing is a great way to blow off steam.
I write Battletech and Original fiction, and am a fan of Calvin & Hobbes (I finally wrote a C&H story!). I like several other kinds of fiction, Star Wars the most notable, but haven't written anything for those "other" areas yet, and probably won't.
I tend to write in spurts after a long dry spell, so I have a ton of unfinished stories lying around that I'm going to try and finish so I can move on. Therefore, reviews are really appreciated.
Okay, people. I finally FINISHED a story, and no one has reviewed it! It's PG-13, it's actually a prelude to some other ideas I have in the works (curse them), and most of the chapters are short! Read "The Human Weapon!" The Leader commands it!

"Mood's a thing for cattle or for making love or playing the baliset. It's not for fighting."
-Gurney Halleck, "Dune"

"There are times when unleashing the full maelstrom is the only way to convince a foe you aren't going to lie down and die."
-Morgan Hasek-Davion, "Grave Covenant"

Note: I need to mention Washu Ishida because he mentioned me. Go bug him if you want.
Also, I don't own any part of Battletech or any other copyrighted thing I write a fic about. However, all original material is MINE, and no one else can get their grubby paws on it without express consent from myself!
...like anyone cares...


1. The Human Weapon » reviews
Trapped by its own inquisitiveness and betrayed by its genetic code, Humanity falls into chaos as Humans become the ultimate weapons. Story Finished! Finally! R&R, and tell me what you think.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-27-02 - Published: 2-17-02
2. Sliced Bread reviews
The greatest thing before all other things. Am I arrogant? Yes. Read and review it anyway.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-13-02
3. The Dhand Spider » reviews
Recorded observations of the Dhand Spider of Argan-6. Multiple perspectives, contains fragments of the final report sent in by Exobiology Team 47. The first observed Spider completes its kill, showing team 47 its impressive capabilities. R&R, please.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-25-02 - Published: 7-27-02
4. The Adventures of Fido the FFN Wonder Pup! reviews
After actually using the search function and noting the interesting bit of fluff, I figured I had to write something about Fido. Slight parody of Batman, very very slight. Actually, if there's something from Batman I parody, it's the weather.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-27-02
5. A Grande Tale, Tolde in the Olde Style reviews
It's an epic poem, like Homer's Illiad or some of the songs in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings, only not quite that level of writing (That would be impossible). It's got action, romance, swords, dragons, but dodn't worry, I only put the extra "E's" in the ti
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-12-02
6. Shattered Planet » reviews
The new chapters expand the universe of Iranor, and the Warrior program that resides there. Ibis joins the warriors and is introduced to their world. R&R, please- suggestions are good.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,200 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-12-02 - Published: 12-22-01
7. Nuke reviews
Why we must never use the ultimate weapon.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-4-02
8. To "Bob" the Flamer reviews
To "Bob" the flamer, here's what reviews are really about. The rest of you had better listen too, flamers and those who suffer them alike. Go ahead and flame it, but actually read the whole poem first, please!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-1-02
9. Raindrops
You can have the most random conversation with someone and still not know enough to be insulted when you know they're right... anger devolves into insanity...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Published: 5-20-02
10. Havoc reviews
I started thinking about war, and then wrote this. It's powerful, moving, may make some people squeamish, but it's not gory, or even all that violent. But it IS about war... (R&R, pls)
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-17-02
11. Rain reviews
Watch the rain fall... when I say romance, I mean romance.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-27-02
12. Playing the Piano
This isn't a song. It's about playing the piano, and my thoughts on it. I wish I had a Grand...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Published: 3-27-02
13. Shell World reviews
You want MY opinion on life? How about school? Society? Anything like that? Then read! It's poetic, I assure you. And who knows, you might not hate me for writing it.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-22-02
14. What the hell is Love? reviews
Exactly what it says. There is obviously some confusion on this subject, so I thought I'd muddy the waters a bit more.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-22-02
15. The philosopher's debate reviews
Debate between people on the present and future of science, history and humanity. My purpose in writing this is to provoke thought. Provoke!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-22-02
16. My Generation
This poem is pretty much me ranting about society and life. But what else is poetry supposed to be, especially on FFN?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Published: 1-20-02
17. Vanishing Point Sea Eagle » reviews
What was once an excercise in pointless insanity is now an ongoing project, which includes a hideously twisted plot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-12-01 - Published: 6-1-01
18. Death of the Fleet Titans reviews
Two unknown fleets battle each other in the depths of space. Short and sweet. As always, review please.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-23-01
19. Dogfight reviews
The first in a series of short, space-combat oriented short stories I will be writing if the response is good enough. Review, please!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-22-01
20. This is not right! reviews
Yes, it's another reaction poem to 9/11. But it's also a good poem. As always, review please.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-16-01
21. The Death of a Universe reviews
Very short & very good. I promise there will be no sequel. Kudos to those people who review it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-11-01