Greetings, Earthlings!

I is Bob-The-Rock, and I am capable of killing people using a single grape...

...The poison helps, too...

So, I have an account on Fanfiction.net AND Deviantart with the same username. So yeah... I have no stories (obviously), but I might put some stuff up...eventually...

So, more information on ME (yay!)

Name- Bob-the-Rock. I would have thought that you’d know that by now. Silly people.

Preferred- um...Bob-the-Rock? Feel free to call me plain old Bobby (or Bobby-chan!) I’ll work on making an extended version later. So far all I’ve got is Bobby-chan, proud owner of Bob II and the deceased Bob I, Also known as ‘The Blindness’, member of the three blind mice, mad scientist to the extreme, hyperactive reader of books, professional in walking in sloooooow moooootion, fast talker, hater of ducks, etc, etc, etc... (haha, already pretty long. I might just improve it later)

Age- Not really planning on telling. Somewhere between 1 and 1000. Be happy that I’ve narrowed it down a little.

Gender- Girl. I have made that perfectly clear in my Fanfiction account. Don’t go there, you might be scared (I’m kidding, of COURSE I want you to go there...even if there’s nothing to see)

Likes- I am an EXTREME junk-food addict (see hobbies section), annoying people, BOOKSTORES!!!! Um...the library? Art and craft shops, randomness, my friends! (awww), my extra specially-special big box of crafty stuff, FUZZY SOCKS!!! Mythical creatures, the internet (I also have a love/hate relationship with my laptop), having the time to do whatever I want, whenever I want, and just being left alone when I feel like it. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? REALLY, IS IT??? There are probably many other things that I can’t think of right now. But whatever.

Dislikes- I actually have a long, extended listof things I hate, which I made last year. They are: DUCKS!!!, question 6 in section c: structure 4.0 (a question from my maths test last year...which I got wrong. If It was correct I would’ve got 100%), The house of meat, hippies, earwax, airplanes in the night sky (damn song), the enterprise class, ALPS, my common sense, the guy who put ‘i’ next to ‘u’ on the keyboard, all teachers, great and small, the devil (and all his names), Elmo (who I strongly believe is conspiring against me), SHOES, Dora, dora dora the destroyer...DORA!, Swiper (take a BLOODY HINT, DAMMIT!), spelling mastery, cross-dressers, Lady Gaga (take THAT, gaga fans!), the enterprise portfolio (ruining the lives of hundreds of children across Australia...filled with pointless crap), Woodworks class (the pieces of wood are plotting my demise), banana (they are yellow and bent. Hate ‘em), the giant Specsavers sign (IT’S MOCKING ME!!!) (I actually yelled that out when I saw it. Yes, in public). There are many other things. This list is already EXTREMELY edited. Damn, this section is long.

Fails-

Hobbies- Reading, Reading Manga, watching anime, crafts, drawing, knitting (makes me feel like an old lady, though. But it’s fun!), THE LAPTOP! THE INTERNET! Eating (lately I’ve been hungry every five minutes...), SKITTLES! STRAWBERRY LICORICE! CHOCOLATE! COOKIES! M&Ms! (also known as emini-neminies. Don’t ask). Whoah...this hobbies section has turned into a favourite food section. Sorry ‘bout that.

Personality- Not sure how to explain this, ‘cos I honestly don’t have a set personality. Depends on my mood, I guess. I can be hyper, extremely annoying, depressed and emo (not enough to kill myself, though. So don’t worry), neutral, be pissed off at anyone and anything that dares disturb me or even SPEAK in my presence (also known as PMS), emotionless (as my dad likes to say), and other stuff.

NOTE—To every single person (or mainly MALE person) out there who thinks using PMS as an excuse is used too many times and not a good excuse at all. Hear me out, ‘cos you guys are IDIOTS. You don’t have to go through constant stomach-aches, and the annoyance of the uncomfortable-ness of you-know-what. Try being a girl for a month and you’re gonna start crying.

Favourite anime/manga- Okay. It all started with Naruto. Then I got into Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach and Death Note. I haven’t made it very far in any of them other than Naruto, but I know practically everything that happens because of spoilers. But I LOVE spoilers! Feel free to send me one! I also plan on (hopefully) getting into a few more, but not anytime soon. Maybe after I finish DN and FMA?

Favourite books- I’m NOT a Serial Killer, Harry potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Spiderwick Chronicles, Prophecy of the Gems (written by a teenager...awesome), The Uglies Trilogy, Horrible Histories, Horrible Science (Any of the Horrible books)...can’t really think of any more now. I may extend the list later. ‘Cos I have seriously read a LOT of books.

Favourite T.V. shows- Good News Week, Talkin’ ‘Bout Your Generation, Phineas and ferb, Top Gear (especially the specials...though they haven’t made any more lately...), The Simpsons, and Big Bang Theory (except for the creepy parts...damn creepy parts). Also, anything else I find interesting which is on.

Favourite movies- Sherlock Holmes, Inception, How to Train your Dragon, Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs, ALL Harry Potter movies, ALL Pirates of the Caribbean movies, SIMPSONS MOVIE! I also like Finding Nemo. Really, who DIDN’T like that? um... can’t think of any more right now.

Favourite genres- I’ll read anything unless it’s all soppy romance. A little bit on the side is tolerable. HUMOUR!!

Books I plan on reading- Let’s see... I’m thinking of attempting the Hunger games if I ever feel like it, Extras, Zombies vs Unicorns (or was it Unicorns vs Zombies...?), 31 Clues (whatever that it...I still don’t know much about it), and others. My mind is pretty blank right now, but I’ll use this list so far as a reminder...

If you have read all this, you have just wasted god-knows-how-many minutes of your life. Also, chances are that you’re meant to be doing your homework. GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK NOW!!!

kthxbai