Author has written 2 stories for Humor, and Fantasy.
All of my work is soon going to be put up on(under the same username)for fear of copyright. I'm sorry. I will, however, keep one or two things up on here that I really don't care about. Here, my poetry will be made into one collection.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
A good friend will help you find your prince, a best friend will kidnap him and drag him to you.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
"Don't I get a kiss for luck? It’s kind of a tradition, right?" - Percy Jackson, The Last Oympian
If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
"For crissake," he said. "Don't just stand here. Haul ass!" (One for the Money, Janet Evanovich)
"You're staring." "I'm gazing." "It's creepy." "It's romantic." (The Vampire Diaries--show)
"Bitch! That's cheating! I'm not dead yet!" (Stay Alive--movie)
"If Tylenol, band-aids and duct tape can't fix it, you have a serious problem my friend." (Don't know)
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." - Gone With the Wind (movie)
"Why Didn't I Just Walk Away? Oh Right, Because I'm An Idiot." - Breaking Dawn, Jacob, Chapter 10 title
"What Do I Look Like? The Wizard of Oz? You Need A Brain? You Need A Heart? Go Ahead. Take Mine. Take Everything I Have." - Breaking Dawn, Jacob, Chapter 17 title
Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver
Summer is kind of th eultimate one-night-stand:
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