Author has written 11 stories for Romance, Fantasy, Humor, and Friendship.
Well Hello Everyone and welcome to my profile!
Things and Stuff That Attain To Me
Cause I'm Awesome(Well My dad says so anyway)
Nickname(No I'm not giving out my real name): Angela
Birthday: February 10th
Location: Why do you care you weirdos?
Quotes: "When broken, just let an angel you know you trust into your heart, He/She will save your broken self."
"Your Prince/Princess Will come to you-He/She just got lost on the way and is too freaking dumb to ask for directions,"
"No boy is worth crying over. The boy that is worth your time will never make you cry tears other than happy tears,"
"There's something in there-maybe teddy bear stuffing though,"
"You must know alot about stuffing seeing as your head is filled with it,"
"When you flame a writing-You set the object on fire and kill the writers spirit,"
"Everyone has a opinion but no one truly has the answer,"
"Excuses are like our behinds-Everyone has one and they all stink!"
"If God hands you lemons, at least he's still being nice! Just start worrying when he throws them!"
Occupation:Laughing my head off, Student, Being Happy, Singing, Writing, and jumping for joy!
Favorite Anime/Game Couples:
Belldandy/Keiichi(Ah My Goddess)
Squall/Riona(Final Fantasy 8)
Cloud/Aerith(Final Fantasy 7)
Yuri/Estelle(Tales Of Vesperia)
Lloyd/Collette(Tales Of Symphonia)
Derek/Angie(Trauma Center:Under The Knife)
Tamaki/Haruhi(Ouran High School Host Club)
Kaoru/Hikaru(Ouran High School Host Club)
The Ouran Alphabet
A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend
B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka
C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day
D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen
E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot
F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender
G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt
H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins
I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be
J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai
K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins
L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand
M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type
N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back
O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business
P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff
Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori
R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color
S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear
T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club
U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny
V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot
W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother
X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had
Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins
Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join
If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile
Other Places to Find This Same Teenage Writer
If you can't tell-I love Rin Sunroad Alot-She's From Chaos Wars And Is Paired Up With Hyoma Kusaka
I swear-I love those two!
I love Fanart and Poetry too_ So Share Poetry And Art Kay?
I'm Now Taking Prompts or Challenge Fanfic requests.
Just Pm me, use one of my fave couples(two for crossover),and give me a scenario.
I will write it for you as fast as I can.
For me-oneshots or good-scenario-chaptered stories are best.
My good genres are Humor, Romance, Friendship, and Drama. I have experience in mystery but not much.
Awesome Random Stuff I Got From My Best Friend Nene's Profile YOU ROCK NENE!
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
A True Boyfriend =
When she walks away from you mad
When she stare's at your mouth
When she pushes you or hit's you
When she start's cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pull's away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
When she steal's your favorite hat
When she tease's you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she look's at you with doubt
When she say's that she like's you
When she grab's at your hands
When she bump's into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she re-post this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's okay, don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 years later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile
If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you think cookies are awesome copy this onto your profile.
If you think writing is AWESOME copy this onto your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. lol
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are always the last picked in gym class, and if you don't care, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.
If inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
I've seen some crazy sentences on profiles and now Im gonna make/add some. Pm me if you use these kay?
If you have ever laughed for no reason at all copy and paste this into your profile
If you have done something just to be funny copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that those kids should give that bunny his Trix already copy and paste this into your profile
If you yell constantly at a Tv show copy and paste this into your profile
If you cry for no reason copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever found yourself yelling at your favorite anime/game couple to kiss copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever read a fanfic just for the pairup no matter how stupid the summary sounded copy and paste this into your profile
If you wish I would stop typing these copy and paste this into your profile
If you eat ramen and think your related to Inuyasha because of that copy and paste this into your profile
If your clumsy as hell(like Rin from Chaos Wars) copy and paste this into your profile
If someone is succesful thanks to you(like Miko from Cross Edge) copy and paste this into your profile
If you get mad very easily(like Inuyasha from Inuyasha,Hyoma from Chaos Wars,or York from Cross Edge) copy and paste this into your profile
If you are successful thanks to someone special(like York from Cross Edge) copy and paste this into your profile
If you wish a magical well was on your residence somewhere copy and paste this into your profile
If you wish you could be transported to another world/dimension(like in Chaos Wars and Cross Edge) copy and paste this into your profile
If you push for good manners(like Rin from Chaos Wars) copy and paste this into your profile
Thanks for your time now move on to my poetry haven.
Next is poem by me of course. Each one is mine unless said otherwise
The angel flys across the sky-She knows one heart that she must save
A heart trapped in a cage of hell
Causing the soul to be rude and mean
She knows who he can be
And so she pushes in refusing to leave
Rescuing the soul and bringing faith to the table
A promise to hold him together
Sealed In a Kiss to fate
That was inspired by Rin and Hyoma from Chaos Wars.
And for no memory holds no fate
Memos to nowhere
A telegram never makes it to the door
Fate destroys another life
In times of pain and dispair
Take the Angel's Hand and hold on
Because someday you'll find the one for you
That was a random excerpt from my train of thought
Falling from nowhere
Into a trap of flames
Unmeant to meet the flames
And weak to a fire element
She falls weakened down to a stall
She cant get up
But she can hear as a confrontation occurs
Before long someone is running into the flaming circle
It makes him stronger for its his strong element
He rushes to her side and picks her up
He covers what he can of her with a robe
Although it won't survive long
The girl burrowed close into his chest so that only the robe
And her two small feet may be seen
As the young man rushes from the fire in a time of desperation.
Another one going to Rin and Hyoma
All of the below are poems I wrote for certain chapter of Endeavors Of A Double Life by leshamarieinuyasha. I own each one.
Tears In The Dark
The piercing scream rips through the home
In a garden several flowers stand.
Saving My One And Only Angel
I can't let her die
This here isn't mine just to let you awesome people know
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't re post it?
Re post this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
96 percent of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on your page if you're one of the 4 percent who will.
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been received.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
I found this on Sally White's Profile and I simply had to do it myself.
1. Callie the Cat
2. Conan Edogawa
3. Renaia Sage
4. Soul Evans
5. Hyoma Kusaka
6. Black Star
7. Rin Sunroad
8. Hikari Faye
9. Maka Albarn
10. Tsubaki Nakatsukasa
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
5 cooked you dinner?
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
8 got into the hospital somehow?
9 made fun of your friends?
10 ignored you all the time?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
1 offers you a CD. Considering his/her tastes, do you listen to it?
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?
7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
This one was created by Sally White herself since we were playing around with it
1. Callie the Cat
2. Conan Edogawa
3. Renaia Sage
4. Soul Evans
5. Hyoma Kusaka
6. Black Star
7. Rin Sunroad
8. Hikari Faye
9. Maka Albarn
10. Tsubaki Nakatsukasa
1 watches one too many cop shows and gets freaked out, then asks to sleep in your room that night. What do you say?
Angela: Okay Callie, come here...
2 has a cupcake and won't share. What do you do?
Angela: Conan, you brat! I'm older than you!
Angela: Mind your manners Conan! Or I'll call Rachel on you!
3 sees a dead animal on the side of the road and starts to cry. How do you comfort them?
Angela: Ohhh Renaia...here, I'm calling Gerald for you...calm down...
You just watched an embarrassing video of 4. How does he/she react when they find out that you saw it?
Soul: Uncool! So freaking uncool!
Angela: It was funny as hell! You got Maka chopped all day!
Soul: Shut up, it's not funny!
5 asks 6 out on a date. Your reaction?
Hyoma: Oh hell no I did not!
Angela: That never happened! This question gets no answer to that!
You find 7's secret collection of Pokemon cards. What do they do?
Rin: That's Hyoma's fault...he got me started. Just don't tell anyone else, kay?
Angela: Got your back girlfriend
8 gets a part-time job at Taco Bell. How long will they last?
Angela: Hikari? She'll never last thirty minutes.
Hikari: MAKE UP YOUR MIND OR I'LL KILL YOU!
9 throws a watermelon at you. What goes through your head?
Angela: Maka, what the hell are you doing?
Angela: Holy crap Tsubaki, what the hell?
Tsubaki: Oh! Sorry!
1 reveals their hidden love for 6. What do you say to this?
Angela: Callie? Are you crazy? She wants to kill him half of the time!
2 gets mad at 5 and punches them in the face. What does 3 do about it?
Renaia: Use your words Conan!
Renaia: Everyone calm down and I will make lemonade.
Conan: Yes ma'am.
3 gets mad at 2 for punching 5 and tells 7. What does 7 do?
Rin: *sigh* Hyoma, what did you do?
Hyoma: Called him shortie.
Rin: Say sorry
Hyoma: Sorry Conan...
Conan: Sorry for punching you
Renaia: She can't be serious...holy crap
4 just randomly busts up laughing in the middle of dinner. How does everyone else react?
Angela: Soul, what the hell?
Everyone except Maka: Chill out!
Maka: Soul, if you don't calm down, you will run out of breath before we even kiss later.
Soul: *shuts up*
Angela: She's good...
5 has a black eye from getting punched by 2. What does 9 do about it?
Maka: Here's ice. Be glad I don't Maka chop you...
6 gets tickets to a Justin Bieber concert. Their reaction?
Angela: What the hell?
Rin: Weird, I don't even like him
Everyone: Something went wrong...
7 has been getting told so many secrets! What does he/she think about this?
Rin: I have really weird friends...
8 gets asked out by 10. How do you react?
Hikari: Tsubaki, you are wack! Hell no!
Tsubaki: Joking! Help me get Black Star?
Hikari: *cracks knuckles* Match making time!
Tsubaki: What have I done?
9 gets drunk and tries to feel you up. What do you do?
Angela: *Holds balloons out to fool Maka* Soul! Come let Maka play with you!
Angela: Here Tsubaki, I made you ice cream with Black Star's face created on it!
Tsubaki: Ohh, thanks!
1 is hyper. What do you do?
Angela: *Pours water over Callie* Alright, who has catnip?
2 keeps staring at you. What's going through your head?
Angela: Something went wrong...oh my god, I forgot to put on my skirt!
3 finds out that he/she has a stalker. How does everyone else react?
Everyone: Alright, let's kill him
Callie: Merow! 'Heck yeah!'
Maka: I'll call Gerald, he shouldn't get left out
You find out that 4 has a foot fetish. Your reaction?
Angela: Man Soul, sounds uncool. Just play with Maka's feet, no one else's.
5 randomly smacks themselves across the face. What do you do?
Angela: Hyoma, what did you do?
Hyoma: I pissed Rin off...
Angela: Oh crap...come on, I'll help fix it...
6 accidentally walks in on 7 in the shower. How does 7 react?
Rin: Hyoma! Get Black Star out of here!
Black Star: Oh shit!
Hyoma: Die Black Star, die!
What does 7 do to get revenge on 6?
Rin: *slips catnip in Black Star's pocket* Have fun with Callie today...
8 wants a puppy. What do they do?
Hikari: Angela, can I?
Hikari: *Goes to local animal shelter and adopts one* Duh!
9 is really excited about something. What are they excited about?
Maka: Oh my gosh Angela, Soul asked me to marry him! Yay!
Angela: Yay! Can I plan it and be bridesmaid? Yay!
Maka: Yay! I'd love your help Angela!
10 just announced that he/she is getting married. How does everyone else react to the news?
Everyone: O_O To whom?
Tsubaki: Black Star of course!
Everyone: Hai! Good for you! We'll throw a party!
Made another one by myself, here it is!
1.Rin Sunroad (from the game Chaos Wars)
One is bouncing around happily. Your reaction?
Angela: Rin, what’s up?
Rin: Hyoma’s taking me on a date today!
Hyoma: *sighs* I forgot that it would mean that I would be up this early…oh well, it’s for Rin…
Two is repeatedly poking Three. What does Three do?
Allegretto: What Beat, what?
Beat: I was wondering if you’d seen where Salsa went with my camera!
Allegretto: She went into the backyard, now stop poking me!
Four kisses Nine. Your reaction?
Angela: Yay! I’m so happy for them! *wipes eyes* They grow up so fast.
Renaia and Gerald: *blushing epically*
Five goes charging down the hallway and slams into Six. What does Six do?
Hyoma: Oww….that hurt. Salsa! Watch where you’re going!
Salsa: Oh shut up! *runs off*
Hyoma: Hey! *shakes fist* Watch yourself!
Rin: *heavy sigh* Hyoma, calm down.
Seven is trudging down the hall grumbling. What do you do?
Angela: Hikari, what’s the matter?
Hikari: I’ll kill him, I swear!
Angela: O_O Kill who?
Hikari: This stupid kid at school. He’s a real jerk! *seethes and stomps off*
Eight is kissed by Three, what does he/she do and what do you think?
Angela: *grabs popcorn* Finally! So cu-u-u-u-u-u-ute!
Polka: *completely red but kisses back*
Ten sighs boredly. Any concerns on your part?
Angela: Oh no….Linda is bored, we’re so screwed!
Linda: *tilts head and grins* I think I’ll go play with Polka and Allegretto….
Angela: *turns to the hallway to a chatting Polka and Allegretto* Polka, Allegretto, run for your lives!
One blows up the house. Thoughts?
Angela: Rin, how the hell did you do this?
Rin: Huh? I…I didn’t! I was sleeping! I swear!
Hyoma: *rolls over on what’s left of the couch* Huh? No Angela, Rin was asleep. I should know; we passed out while watching TV last night.
Angela: *stamps foot* Then who the * blew up my house?!
Two finds a nest with a rare bird. What do they do?
Beat: I’m going to get a photo of it!
Allegretto: *facepalms* Is he freaking serious?
Polka: *giggles* At least he’s not throwing stones at it.
Allegretto: *shrugs* True…
Three is irritated. Who can calm them down?
Angela: *eye roll* So easy…Polka can of course!
Polka: *walks to Allegretto* Allegretto? You okay?
Allegretto: Not really…those people in town were rude to you again…
Polka: *hugs Allegretto softly* It’s okay, I still have you.
Four begins punching a wall to death. Your reaction?
Angela: Yo, Gerald! Chill out, the wall didn’t do anything!
Gerald: Huh? *recoils* Ow! That hurt!
Angela: *facepalms* Duh! Renaia!
Renaia: What? Oh! Gerald, your hand! What did you do?
Gerald: I got frustrated about what happened with that jerk today and punched the wall.
Angela: Yeah…punched it like eight billion times.
voice calls from down the hall* Yay! Eight is symmetrical!
Angela: *turns* Silence yourself over there! You’re still in time out for four more minutes!
wailing* Why can’t it be eight?
Angela: *eye roll* Fine, its eight!
Renaia and Gerald: *look at one another and shrug before speaking in unison* That was weird…
Five comes in all red and flustered. What’s going on?
Angela: Hum….I don’t know either.
Beat: Salsa, you okay?
Salsa: Wh-what? Of course I’m okay, duh! *runs off*
Angela: Talk about weirdness….
Beat: Yeah, no kidding!
Six is doing a science experiment. Concerns?
Angela: Hyoma doing work? Holy $#!, when did that happen?
Rin: Now you add the baking soda….no! Not that much!
Angela: Ohh, I get it. Don’t blow up the house you two!
Rin: Got it! Ahh, Hyoma that’s too much!
Hyoma: Oh shi-! Ahhh!
Seven screams loudly. Why?
Hikari: I got a C on my math test! No-o-o-o-o!
Angela: Aw crap! That sucks!
Everyone Else: O_o Seriously?
Eight is happily dancing around in her/his room by her/himself. What do you think?
Angela: Oh someone actually gives a crap what I think for once? Well I think Allegretto here needs to go dance too!
Beat: Yeah, I agree!
Salsa: Uh-huh, me too!
Allegretto: Guys, shut up! You aren’t helping! *tries to make a run for it*
Angela: *grabs Allegretto by the shoulder and slowly pulls him back*
Hikari and Linda: *rushes up to aid Angela*
Allegretto: What are you guys doing?
Beat and Salsa: *suffering a severe fit of laughter*
Hikari and Linda: Go Allegretto! *pushes him straight into Polka’s room, right across the floor as she turns in a twirl*
Allegretto: That was so premeditated! Ahh!
Polka: *startled* Allegretto! *quickly reaches out to catch him*
Allegretto: *relieved* Thanks…
Polka: *smiles and tilts head* No problem. Dance with me!
Allegretto: *eyes wide* Huh?
Polka: I know you heard me
Allegretto: Okay, okay. You got me there *stands up and dances with Polka*
Nine is singing. To what is he/she singing?
Angela: Gerald’s guitar of course!
Renaia: *singing* Where the wind runs free, that’s where I’ll be waiting for you. Oh-whoa, where I’ll be waiting for you.
Gerald: *playing his guitar, no one else in the world at the moment but him and Renaia*
Ten is feeling mischievous. What does he/she do?
Angela: Oh no…
Linda: *sneaks up behind Rin*
Rin: And then I-ahhh!
Linda: *shoves Rin*
Hyoma: What the hell-!
Rin: *slams into Hyoma*
Both: *crash to the floor in a very compromising position*
Angela: I knew that madness was coming
99% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are that 1% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses screaming "DO A BACKFLIP" paste this onto your profile.
If Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber were standing on a building about to jump, 90% of the teenage population would beg them to come down safely. 8% would scream at them to jump. If you are a part of the 2% who would go up there and push them off, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, RosalieHale123, crystalwolfberri, The Sage of Spirits, Shiankumo Bani, The-3-Sueslayers, Phoenix of the Darkness, Agent Liberi, Author of Scifi, Seiren Sekito, Primitiveradiogoddess, MakenshiCrona, K8 Dunn, Welnakia, AngelofFluffiness, AngeloftheLaughingHeart
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it!
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Jesus had no servents, yet they called him Master...
Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name
When life gives you lemons, make chocolate milk and leave them wondering how the hell you did it!
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