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| Oedipa |
Author has written 2 stories for Romance, and General. Hello! I'm from somewhere in New York (the state, not the city), I may be anywhere between 20 and 22, and I'm probably female, but this is the internet so honestly, who knows? I stole my penname from a Thomas Pynchon novel called The Crying of Lot 49. Sorry Thomas Pynchon. Read/review my story! You'll love it! Actually, I can't guarantee that. You may also hate it. Or love/hate it because it's an arrogant womanizing douchebag that's somehow also extremely sexy. Anyway, I do like to return reviews when I get them. I usually write horror. I don't know what I'm trying to accomplish, writing a romantic comedy. But it's pretty fun. I will close with a quote: "If you cannot convince them, confuse them." -Truman's law | |||||
1. My Ex and My Enemy's Bodyguard » reviewsWhen someone hauls off and punches her STD-laden creep of an ex, Christine, hesitant to do it herself, is thrilled. Unfortunately, her knight in shitty armor happens to be the terrifyingly awkward best friend of her worst enemy. That's less thrilling.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,644 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 7-18-12 - Published: 12-19-102. Fantastic Period reviewsA poem about working nights, sleeping days, being in long-distance love, finding religion confusing and terrifying, and looking at nightmarish paintings.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-28-11 - Complete
