| Ellenore Carter |
Author has written 1 story for Humor. My name is Ellen, I generally enjoy the company of humans, though I must admit; times with humans are to be considered rather grey and dull when compared with the times to be had with my natural kin, the mermaids of the ocean. Believe it or not, mermaids throw quite the impressive parties deep down in the darked parts of the sea where people would be crushed into miniatures by the weight of the water in seconds. That is where I belong, but alas, it is not where I am. I am on a secret mission. I must find the good things people have done for this world and I must convince our queen to spare your lives. This is my burden, and I take it very seriously. Solemnly yours, Ellen | |||||
1. The Life and Times of a Lizard Named Amylace » reviewsViper: (n.) Slang name for a genetically modified human being. Bro/Bra/That Chick: (n.) Slang name(s) for male and female humans with whom a person associates. Lizard: (n.) The heavily discriminated against bastard child of a viper and a human. *T for now (language). No sex (now or ever), but offensive/inappropriate jokes may lead to 'M' rating later.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-2-13 - Published: 5-29-13