|Courage of Billy Batson|
Author has written 5 stories for Romance, Humor, General, and Action.
Hee hee. Imma stalker.
As you may have guessed, my username is Courage of Billy Batson (yes, it's my real name). If anyone gets that reference, will you marry me? I have this habit of starting to write a story, then getting inspiration for another one, and writing that too. So, right now, including my Fanfiction account (same username) I am currently writing ten stories. So if I don't update in ever, that's why.
Stories I'm writing:
Darkness: Dude called James gets stuck in a different world where people have powers and are evil. Wow, that's original...
Um Sh!t I Need A Title Woah Cool!: zombie parody. Sorry, I mean NBO
The Adventures of Poop Man and his Crazy Friends- My NaNoWriMo story. A superhero parody.
If you think I suck and you want to read stories that are actually good, here are my personal favorite authors here:
Kittyprydex1 (I actually wrote like a paragraph of her story :D)
I'm serious. Read all of them. They're so freaking good.
All right, now here's some stuff about me: I LOVE writing anything EXCEPT realistic fiction. I hate that stuff. Except for Emmaa x, who has written the only realistic story thing that i have ever liked. So...
Here are some random favorite things:
Author: If anyone knows me, they already know the answer to this one. BRANDON FREAKING SANDERSON. GO OBSESSIVELY READ EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS BOOKS AND THEN STALK HIM TIL THE DAY YOU DIE!
Book: Um... warbreaker by BRANDON FREAKING SANDERSON. HE IS SO TALENTED. I LOVE HIM AND ALL HIS BOOKS.
Series: I think you know what to expect by now. Mistborn series by... drumroll... BRANDON FREAKING SANDERSON.
Color: Red. Cuz thats what your insides look like. /smiles creepily/
Singer: Lady Gaga. Duh.
Song: Hair/Bad Kids. Duh.
TV show: YOUNG JUSTICE AND ITS FINALLY BACK ON IM SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!
Movie: A giant tie between Sucker Punch, Avatar, Inception, The Dark Night, The Lion King, Source Code, Saw, Friday the Thirteenth, Scary Movie, Scream, Titanic, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, HP7 pt. 1, and The Adjustment Bureau.
Villian: Joker from the Dark Night. Why so serious?
Hero dude thing: Harry Potter from a Very Potter Musical. Dur.
Depressing ending: I think that we can all agree that Titanic has the most depressing ending ever.
Movie quote: Why so serious? /smiles creepily again/
TV show quote: Robins laugh from YJ. If you watch it, you'll totally understand
Character from TV show: Once again, it's a giant tie between Kurt from Glee, Brittany from Glee, Santana from Glee, Umbridge from AVPS, Blaine from Glee, Dumbledore from AVPM/S, Snape from AVPM/S Hermione from AVPM/S, Robin from Young Justice, Gary from Alphas, Artemis from Young Justice, Superboy from Young Justice, and Sue from Glee.
Story: Wow, I have to pick between above amazing authors? Well, I'd have to say No Cure Needed by Kittyprydex1, cuz im character in it and it's totally like me. Also, it's incredibly hilarious and she NEEDS TO UPDATE
Character: Oh, well that's easy. Alex from The Death Zone, cuz she's hilarious and sarcastic and she faints a lot xD
Dramatic Twisty Ending Thingy Movie: Uh DUH. INCEPTION. OBVIOUS
Dramatic Twisty Ending Thingy TV show: once again, UH DUH. LOST. OBVIOUS
Dramatic Twisty Ending Thingy Book: for the third time, UH DUH. warbreaker by... wait for it...
BRANDON FREAKING SANDERSON!!!!!!!!!
Dramatic Twisty Ending Thingy FP/FF: Silver Eyes by Cowardly Lioness. SO GOOD. BLEH. AWESOMENESS OVERLOAD
Favorite Thing To Do When I'm Bored: Facebook chat, writing, watching TV shows obsessively, obsessing over DARREN FREAKING CRISS, and listening to inspirational/depressing songs :?
Inspirational Song: Fucking Perfect/Bad Kids.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the person who is ashamed to tell my own friends
I am a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp, and left to die because two straight men wanted to 'teach me a lesson'.
I am the one who can't accept myself.
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