Name: Alix (and I'm a girl... and I'm trying out spelling my name with an I instead of an E...)

Age: Old enough to know that you really don't need to know my real age! ;P

Hobbies: reading, writing, hanging with friends, sleeping if that is a hobby, and playing with my sisters and my cat, Lizzie who i absolutly ADORE!

I am Currently Reading: The Iron King by Julie Kagawa

Profile Links: http://fanfiction.net/u/2588830/ There are 4 Fanfictions, Percy Jackson, Twilight(Alice/Jasper Meeting story), and Morganville Vampires.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Worst Pickup Lines ever! (and how you should respond to them)

Got these from TwilightGrl0312's profile and thought they were HILARIOUS!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

LOTS-O-LOVE!

EJ (TwilightGrl0312)

Some of My favorite things

Favorite Quote

Oh my god, Oh my god we thank you for the food that mom has put in front of us, and STOP the Devil from doing bad things and GET OUT OF HERE, Satan. Go go so we can live in peace. Amen." Hogarth from the Iron Giant.

Favorite Books

The Morganville Vampires (Of Course!)

Vampire Kisses

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

The Dark Guardians Series

Rizzoli and Isles Series

There is a lot more but I'm to lazy to go to my room and look at my bookshelf.

Favorite Movies

The Proposal

Eclipse

Tangled

The Iron Giant

Favorite TV Shows

Law and Order SVU

Bones

CSI (Original One)

Vampire Diaries

The Glades

The Gates

and a bunch more I can't think of right now.

This came from Wampi's profile.

Friends will comfort you when he rejects you. Best friends will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Friends help you find your prince. Best friends kidnap him, then bring him to you and forces him to marry you til death do you part.

Friends will bail you out of jail. Best friends would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

Good friends will let you dance with your boyfriend, BEST FRIENDS will yell "No she's mine!"

A friend would lend you an umbrella but a BEST FRIEND would steal yours and say,"Run Bitch Run!"

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES.

Ran with scissors, and lived!

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter

I'll protect you because I know you're worth protecting.

Bite me and I'll bite back.

I've had bruised ribs, broken arms, head busted open, torn muscles, drowned, suffocated, and stopped breathing a couple times. I still haven't broke. What makes you think you can hurt me?

Sometimes when I say, "Oh I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eye and say, "Tell the truth."

She finally gave up. She dropped the fake simle as a tear rolled down her cheek she whispered, "I can't do this anymore."

You see that girl over there? That's my best friend, YOU break her heart... I break your face!!

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