Friends are like potatoes; if you eat them, they DIE

FanFiction Account:http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2645799/

NAME: Jodie

LOCATION: Carvahall

WELCOME TO MY ABODE...

STORY STATS

Diaries of a Zombie Hunter: IN PROGRESS.

the whole story is planned out...the trick is geting it all down on paper before it disappears! :p

Inspired by an awesome game called HVZ (Humans VS Zombies) Which is basically tag with nerf guns and a cool story line.

Gotta Love College Life... where nerf guns in class are normal for a week every semester... and you can kick butt as a minority player! (all the way to final stand without using a gun. I feel accomplished, but I also think I would make a better zombie, given that I can sprint across campus in a single burst. ;D)

favorite christmas song:

By Denis Gannon (1940-1991)
(sung to the tune of "Oh, Christmas Tree")

Oh, Calculus!

Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
How tough are both your branches.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
To pass, what are my chances?
Derivatives I cannot take,
At integrals my fingers shake.

Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
Your theorums I can't master.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
My proofs are a disaster.
You pull a trick out of the air,
Or find a reason, God knows where.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
Your theorums I can't master.

Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
Your problems do distress me.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
Related rates depress me.
I walk toward lampposts in my sleep,
And running water makes me weep.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
Your problems do distress me.

Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
My limit I am reaching.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
For mercy I'm beseeching.
my grades do not approach a B,
They're just an epsilon from D.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
My limit I am reaching.

FAVORITE...

Movies: Tangled, The Emporer's New Groove, Elf, Harry Potter(1-5), Narnia, Despicable Me, THOR, AVENGERS

Books:Eragon, Eldest, Inheritance, Hunger Games series, Harry Potter(1-4),The Wizard Heir