So… if you're looking at my profile, I'm going to assume that you're curious about who I am. Why you would be curious about me I have no idea, but I've decided to humour you anyway, because really, I have nothing better to do and I'm bored. Plus I kind of just felt like editing my profile anyway. ;)

My name is Victoria, I recently turned nineteen and I come from a land where vegemite reigns supreme and everyone is made to bow down to its awesomeness on a daily basis. Poisonous snakes are as common as dirt and drop bears rule the night. Australia to the rest of you though. :D

I am an atheist and a lesbian, the latter of which I’d likely be considered a bit of a stereotype. My hair is short, I have tattoos and a lip piercing, and I only wear men's clothes, though I tend to stick mainly to shorts and plaid shirts. I dress the way I do for comfort though, not as some sort misguided statement to my sexuality. Not that it would matter much either way. I’m not ashamed of who I am, and I really don’t care what others think of me. It actually amuses me to think I'm living inside their heads rent free, you know? And yes, yes I did hear that on The Big Bang Theory. Haha, what can I say, I’m a fan!

What else would you like to know? I’m a huge book nerd, I'm shy and socially awkward, and I don’t make friends easily because of that. In fact, I could list the people I consider my friends on two hands easily. I’m very friendly though and I do enjoy talking with other people here on Fictionpress. Just because I’m shy and socially awkward, it doesn’t mean I’m rude. :D

So anyway, I think that’s about it. I really can’t think of anything else to add. Maybe one day I'll get around to posting one of my stories on here, but who knows right? See you later. :)