born: some time in that decade we lovingly call the 90's.
looks like - nerdfighter
sounds like - opinionated
feels like - interesting
tastes like - jelly babies
smells like - TEEN SPIRIT!

ce n'est pas la mer.

Anyway, about me...

Hmm...how to describe myself...to be perfectly honest, there's not much to say. I like a lot of things and strongly dislike much more. I'm a Christian, and I like being one. Also, I'm a nerdy, vaguely introverted aspiring writer who tends to end stories somewhat ambiguously. Sorry about that.

Oh, and ranty. I'm quite ranty.

I like to think I'm of a passing intelligence and somewhat cultured.

gender: female

likes: originality, angst, antagonists and anti heroes, doctor who, the original star wars trilogy, battle royale, being human UK, misfits, skins, near dark and other 1980's vampire films, the princess bride, flash gordon (hah. ha, ha. yeah...), sherlock, outnumbered, the eurovision song contest, shakespeare, philosophy, op shop clothes, horses, spiders, snow leopards, david attenborough, tchaikovsky, art, drama, english, and the title 'Dark Lord' and all those who carry it.

dislikes: worldsuck, the ever terribly written disgrace to the world of literature we all know and love as the twilight saga, badly written romance, the hunger games (yes, I'm serious. So sue me), modern family, glee, young people who obsess over lame things/persons, hipsters, sexism, racism, homophobic people with no real justification as to why they're homophobic, mary-sues, non-fantasy characters with stupid names, yaoi, slash, or whatever other names people have come up with that means boring, pointless, plot less, badly written insufferable gay smut. Seriously guys, don't do it.

books: the hobbit, lord of the rings, harry potter, alice in wonderland, chaos walking trilogy, bartimaeus trilogy, a song of ice and fire, the great gatsby, sherlock holmes, agatha christie, stephen king, neil gaiman, jane austen, bronte sisters, the hitch-hiker's guide to the galaxy, life of pi, les miserables, the chronicles of narnia, the fault in our stars, and the picture of dorian gray.

On the Subject of Writing;

All credit to Nia Moone for any horror or gore-ish thing that is posted here.

You can also find me on fanfiction.net under the same name.

I do not appreciate being flamed. If that's your angle, go away. Thank you very much.

I own everything I post here, unless I explicitly say otherwise. Don't steal it. It's mine.