All things writing: I update when I feel like it. Seriously, PM's, and reviews telling me to update more often aren't going to get anyone results.

I now own my own forum on fanfiction called 'Constructive Criticim Guild'. It's for those who want thiers stories concritted, or in need of some directional flaming. Here is the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Constructive-Criticism-Guild/128632/ The forum is for everyone to use from fanfiction or fiction press.

If you have an urge to insult me, or my intelligence; at least have the decency to PM me about it rather than a review. Otherwise, have at me.

All reviews are welcome. Flames are encouraged because god know's; I need help.

I usually do short one-shots, but starting to get into multi-chaptered stories now. hopefully, I can achieve longer than 2000 words per chapter soon.

As far as my personal life goes i'm not a very happy person. I'm a grouch most of the time, but I will be nice if you are to me. Don't ask about my personal life, and we'll be fine.

My history here, and on Fanfiction:

I've been reading, and reviewing fics for about 5 years now. Only had a profile since a year or so ago in order to write my own stories. I've been on reviewing forums, and have created my own before. I would like to start one up again someday, but i dont have much time to even write. I'm here to help writers, and be help become a writer myself. I'm probably not a good person to choose as a beta reader because of my lesser skill level in writing (havent attempted to write anything for about a year now so that doesnt help). But my goal is not to make you perfect, but have a readable story