|The Daily Prophet|
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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Good friend quotes:
1) A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at your 'time of the month' but a best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in!
2) A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you but a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because your gay, isn't it?"
3) A good friend will help you up when you fall, but a best friend will laugh and trip you again!
4) A good friend will say "I know how you feel" but a best friend will just sit down next to you and start to cry!
5) A good friend says "you and your boyfriend should hug more" , but a best frind will grab you by the collar and throw you into his arms!
6) A good friend will come bail you out of jail but a best friend will be sitting on the bench next to you saying "Damn that was fun!!"
7) A good friend will lend you an umbrella in the rain but a best friend will take yours and say "Run, Bitch, Run!!"
8) Were the kind of friends that get hit by parked cars and spend hours trying to drown a fish!
9) You laugh, I laugh, you cry, I cry, you fight, I fight, you jump off a cliff i grab a paddle and save your retarded ass!
10) you laugh, I laugh, you cry, I cry, you jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
11) A good friend knocks on the door and waits for you to answer it but a best friend opens the door and says "I'm home!"
12) A good friend doesnt eat anything while at your house but a best friend is the reason you have to go to the grocery store!
13) A good friend will be there to take the drink away when they think you've had too much, but a best friend will look at you -stubling over your own two feet- and say "Drink that bitch! You know we dont waste that kinda shit!"
14) A good friend will help you when you fall, but a best friend will keep walking and say, "Walk much, dumbass?"
15) She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.
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