I...am me. That is all you need know.

I know many people. Of the many that call me friend, only a few are considered by me to be "true friends."

I'm the clumsiest person I know, and I'm pretty proud of it. I show off my bruises and scrapes with pride. I even call them "war wounds."

I'm the only religious person I know that loves church, but hates going there. Seriously.

On that topic, my least favorite day of the week is Tuesday. I do have a reason.

I'm a foodie. I love all food. Food is...my life. If I didn't run every day, I'd be fatter than I already am.

I sing and I play the piano and steel drum. Without band, life would be...life would be almost unbearable.

And on that topic, my favorite kinds of music are...pretty much anything except rap and country.

I read more than is good for me. My favorite book: The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery.

I know everyone has baggage of some sort to deal with. Usually, it's the happy people (the ones you think have the most perfect lives imaginable) that have the most to deal with.

I consider knitting to be the most badass needlecraft there is.

I belong to several groups that are regularly discriminated against, and I'm fine with it. If you don't like me, that's your problem.

My favorite color is purple. Guess what color my walls are? Green. How did that work out?

Those who love me best call me the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and if I don't give you permission, you aren't in that group.

Cthulu is the...eldritch creature. Can't really say he's the man, 'cause he's not. Fhtagn!

I'm ridiculously stubborn about being able to control certain aspects of my life. For that reason, I have fought off severe depression for two years and counting...without medication.

My biggest pet peeves are:

-When people try to lie to my face

-When people use the wrong they're/there/their, affect/effect, too/to/two, etc.

-When people automatically try to sympathize with others

-When people take issue with something I write because it's "wrong." Only by your standards, buddy.

If you wanna know more about me, just ask. I'll answer most questions truthfully, cross my heart and spit in your eye.

Just for funzies:

Ipod Shuffle Quiz: I Constantly Thank God for Esteban

1: IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY:
Je Ne Sais Quoi: Hera Björk

2: WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Break: Three Days Grace (lol whut)

3: WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Inevitable: Anberlin (I guess...depends on what part of the song)

4: HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Down: Anberlin (hmmmm...yeah, I guess. part of the day, at least.)

5: WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Opa: Giorgos Alkaios (I will take this to mean that my life's purpose is to party it up. :D)

6: WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Brick by Boring Brick: Paramore (...)

7: WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Odd One: Sick Puppies (...gee, thanks.)

8: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Malchik Gay (russian version): t.A.T.u. (...I suppose...)

9: WHAT IS 2+2?
Come Right Out And Say It: Relient K

10: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Here Without You: 3 Doors Down (...yup...:'/)

11: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Halo: Beyonce (...:3)

12: WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Give Until There's Nothing Left: Relient K (that is...alarmingly accurate...)

13: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Over My Head (Cable Car): The Fray (nuhuuuuuuuu...please no)

14: WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Ya Soshla S Uma: t.A.T.u. (sadly, yes...)

15: WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Happy Someday: Plain White T's (i sure hope not o.o)

16: WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Me and My Guitar: Tom Dice (omg yes :3)

17: WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Ghost Love Score: Nightwish (YES lol)

18: WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Fly on the Wall: t.A.T.u (where are all these russian songs coming from o.o)

19: WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Who I Am Hates Who I've Been: Relient K (again with the Relient K...)

20: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Lucky One: Vertical Horizon (yes...definitely yes)

21: WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
To The Wolves: Anberlin (yeah, pretty much.)

22: HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Hopeless: Breaking Benjamin (this seems to imply suicide...I dearly hope that's not how I go.)

23: WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Lament: Patrick Cassidy (...understandable, I guess. I lament the fact that I've done such things?)

24: WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Round and Round: Selena Gomez and The Scene (...o.o)

25: WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Gone Forever: Three Days Grace (yup...)

26: WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Let Me Go: 3 Doors Down (...guess that answers that question.)

27: WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Deliverance: Sick Puppies (hmmm...I guess so. worst fear? a messy breakup. well, one of my worst fears.)

28: DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Oh Yeah: Yello (apparently...wish I knew who it was.)

29: IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Devastation and Reform: RELIENT FRICKING K.

30: WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Shattered: O.A.R. (I suppose...)

31: WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
I Constantly Thank God for Esteban: Panic! at the Disco