Chiara S
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since: 05-07-11, id: 775953, Profile Updated: 04-20-12
country: Canada
Author has written 10 stories for Friendship, Humor, Life, General, Humor, and Mythology.

Formerly "friendlyneighborhoodstalker"!

I always feel so lost when I have to make these stupid profile thingies. It's not like anyone ever reads them anyways. But - what the hell? May as well put something.

So, hey! My name is Chiara, as you could probably guess from my penname. The "S" stands for something. No, not that word something or I'd've probably put it there. It just stands for... my last name. And, let me tell you, my last name is one of the most common last names you could ever have. But I guess people (namely my friends) would know who I was, and that's... erm, something I don't want. But other than that, that's all the personal I'm going to reveal. I don't want to be internet stalked!

Anyways, here's a couple other things you should know about me.

- I'm a Canadian.

- I love, love, love to write. (I would do little heart sign, but fictionpress is stupid and won't allow it.)

- I've been playing piano for four years.

- My life ambition is to become a Wal-Mart greeter.

I have an imaginary friend (who's a leprechaun) named Billy-Bob-Joe-Brown.

- Umm. That's it?


1. 50 Days of Writing » reviews
In order to get myself writing more, I've decided that for the next 50 days or so, I will be posting... something. Basically a collection of poems, drabbles, short stories, lists... anything.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 24,363 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-27-13 - Published: 2-26-12
2. God of the Sky »
At the hands of the almighty Sky God Hulch, Earth has been plagued with bad weather for nearly two decades... it is up to Malna and Asan to stop it. **Written as an English assignment back in the seventh grade.**
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,342 - Published: 3-2-13 - Complete
3. A Living Hell: Tales from Aftercare » reviews
Have you ever had the misfortune of attending Aftercare when you were younger? If you answered no, then consider yourself lucky. Here is a humorous (and completely true) take at the five and a half years I spent in Aftercare. In only 9 short parts!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-3-13 - Complete
4. Love, A Curse in Disguise » reviews
When Lucas Hastings moves again, and transfers to a prestigious all-boys academy, his only hope is to get away from all the craziness back "home." But it seems to have followed him here, too... as expected. All the girls STILL want him. But then he meets his new neighbor, Liana Stiles. She's the only girl that's ever been able to resist him. Is she the key to breaking The Curse?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-15-12 - Published: 7-8-12
5. Respect is a Two Way Street reviews
Just something I'd been thinking about for awhile. Title pretty much says it all. Enjoy!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-13-12 - Complete
6. Getting Rid of a Younger Sibling: A How To Guide reviews
Just a silly little one-shot that I wrote a long time ago, and was simply too lazy to put up here. Based on something I had planned to write for an English assignment a couple years back.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-1-12 - Complete
7. Those Days reviews
Corresponding poem to "Easier to Pretend". R&R!
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-8-12 - Complete
8. All That Pain reviews
My attempt at a poem or rather, Spoken Word piece about domestic violence/abuse against women. *Another English assignment I had to do. Wasn't entirely sure what to put it under...*
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-25-12 - Complete
9. Leave Me Be! reviews
The one sound you dread to hear each and every morning. *Written for an English assignment.* R&R!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-17-12 - Complete
10. Easier to Pretend reviews
It's so much easier to pretend, than to admit the unvarnished truth. *First attempt at a poem. Ever.* Enjoy!
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-6-12 - Complete