JellicleJuggalo
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since: 05-16-11, id: 777126, Profile Updated: 05-01-13
country: Canada
Author has written 30 stories for General, Love, Religion, Life, Horror, Thriller, and Romance.

I am a humanoid being currently residing on the planet Earth, more specifically Toronto, Canada.

I am 18 years old.

I am obsessed with Cats the Musical, and started writing with Cats fanfiction. I joined this site when it became more of a chore to find ways to work the cast of Cats into my stories than it would have been to invent my own characters.

If you want to stalk me on Facebook, go ahead, just PM me so I know who you are.

IF I MAKE A SPELLING OR GRAMMAR MISTAKE, OR LEAVE THE TITLE ON ONE OF MY STORIES, TELL ME!


Shoutdowns and Callouts:

I'd like to give a callout to everyone who took the time to review and favourite; to Zoe "bloodandroses16", one of the strongest people I know and a huge influence; to Beichen, one of my oldest friends, who's always been there for me, and who never fails to be crazy and awesome; to Tanner, for being living proof that you're happier when you're open about yourself; to Gina, who I can talk to about literally anything; and to Georgia, who I do talk to about everything.

I'd like to give shoutdowns to nobody in particular. I have better things to do.


Note: I removed my opinions from my profile, because they don't matter. Those opinions that DO matter to me, are in my poetry, and should be quite obvious. If you'd like to discuss any topic with me, however, feel free to PM me, I won't bite, as I make it a policy to try to be friendly to everyone, even if I disagree with them. On a related note, if you know how to e-bite someone, please PM me, I would like to learn this technique >:).

My influences include, but are not limited to (in no particular order), Zoe Rose, The Glycoprotein, T.S. Eliot, Bram Stoker, Jhonen Vasquez, J.K. Rowling, Victor Hugo, Julie Anne Peters, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Cheryl Rainfield, Howard Phillips Lovecraft, Per Yngve "Dead" Ohlin, Corey Taylor, Tom Waits, Hugh Dillon/the Headstones, Jamie Madrox, Bobby MacKintosh, Yas Talaat, Richey Edwards, Xasthur, Laura Jane Grace, Slaine, Pantheist, and Gris.

"I could write about a transvestite circus midget, and that midget would be every bit me, because he comes from MY mind, like all of my characters." - Jhonen Vasquez


1. Wasted Stars reviews
A requiem for Rehtaeh, Jane Doe, and the rest of the 1 in 3. The light leaves a life. May contain triggers.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-10-13 - Complete
2. Every Night at Midnight reviews
A brief tale of forbidden love, albeit a completely fictional one. As the author, I neither condone nor encourage any of the behaviour in this story, other than forbidden love. Forbidden love is both condoned and encouraged. Cheers!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-13-13 - Complete
3. Pit of Unhealing reviews
The last of this stretch of attempts at describing unsettling images that pop into my head, this one is returning to angst in weird metaphor form.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-10-12 - Complete
4. Tomb of Coma reviews
Another weird, esoteric thing, heavily inspired by Sunn O 's "Monoliths and Dimensions". The image itself came into my head while listening to a completely different song by Guns n' Roses, prize if you can guess which one. tip: the prize is "some respect"
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-10-12 - Complete
5. Abyss reviews
This is a slightly okay, drastically new direction, from the same inspiration as "A Chill Breeze".
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-21-12 - Complete
6. Icarus Spider reviews
Another one of my overextended metaphor poems, this time about a spider. This poem makes no reference to Icarus; the comparison was made post-script.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-19-12 - Complete
7. Walking Skeleton reviews
I believe this was written in Carcassonne. Uses horror imagery to describe something, though it is, in and of itself, not horror.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-19-12 - Complete
8. Child of the Night reviews
This idea came to me while reading Dracula...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-18-12 - Complete
9. The Former GF reviews
An old poem that I just realized I never uploaded, trying to be tongue-in-cheek. *spoiler alert* GF doesn't stand for what you think it does...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-6-12 - Complete
10. A Chill Breeze reviews
One-shot. A young lady of the night comes across an unexpected client.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-24-12 - Complete
11. Idol reviews
Written between Versailles and Avignon. She faded in and out of my life without leaving a mark; I admired her briefly, then moved on. Enjoy.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-19-12 - Complete
12. STRONG reviews
Written for a very close friend. Dedicated to survivors of all kinds.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-24-12
13. Snow reviews
Last night, we got about 4 inches of snow. Looking out across a plain, white landscape, an idea occurred to me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-11-12 - Complete
14. The Old Me reviews
I swear, this is the LAST personal poem I'm putting here. For today, at least.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-2-12 - Complete
15. Bite my Tongue
Very short poem, written with an image in mind.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Published: 2-2-12 - Complete
16. One Morning reviews
I wrote this while looking at myself in the mirror one morning. It was not my best day.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-2-12 - Complete
17. Thoughts on Beauty reviews
Whoever told you bones were beautiful was a liar. Anti-anorexia, not anti people with anorexia.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-26-11 - Complete
18. To See Her Again reviews
My early Halloween present for you all, closer to the "spooky" side than my last attempt. Rated T for safety, read to the end before making judgement. A grief-stricken man finds true love in an unexpected place.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-10-11 - Complete
19. Broken reviews
A poem about my struggles with weakness.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-1-11 - Complete
20. Waiting at the Stop Light reviews
My dreams are very metaphorical.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-31-11 - Complete
21. A Bare Room reviews
A hastily written story meant to let anger out. I wouldn't recommend reading it.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-28-11
22. Zipperheart reviews
Sad little thing, very angsty. Not to be taken literally. Don't try this at home.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-19-11 - Complete
23. Hold Me Down reviews
A bitter return to Introduction. Originally wrote as a rap, so please forgive the flow.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-19-11
24. Him or Me? reviews
For anyone who's been rejected by someone they had no business trying with. I thought it was funny.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-19-11 - Complete
25. Beautiful Garbage reviews
Dedicated to the people who society forgot. I welcome any and all opinions, suggestions, and comments.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-19-11
26. Two Short Poems reviews
I wrote these separately, but neither was long enough, and neither quite made sense without the other. Originally titled Requiem for Ignorance, but that just sounded pretentious. Enjoy!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-10-11 - Complete
27. I Lied reviews
Wrote this in class today...Teacher almost saw it, but a strategically placed calculator solved that problem. Enjoy or don't.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-8-11 - Complete
28. Who the F Are You? reviews
When I wrote this, I was an Atheist struggling against Christianity. Today, I am a Rasta struggling against Atheism, and it is just as relevant to me as the day I wrote it. I hope you feel the same way.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-3-11 - Complete
29. For You, My Love reviews
Shameless rip-off of Jacques Prevert, written for French class, translated to English, posted here for your reading enjoyment.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-31-11 - Complete
30. Introduction reviews
A short poem I wrote to introduce myself, to explain just what kind of person I am.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-21-11 - Complete