A boy asked his teacher if whales really could swallow people. The teacher said "No, because whale's throats are too small for people to fit." The boy asked, "Then what happened to Jonah?" And the teacher answered. "It's not possible for whales to swallow people." The the boy asked "Then I'll ask Jonah in heaven when I die." And the teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" And the boy answered "Then you ask him."

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

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