Author has written 4 stories for Young Adult, General, and Love.
Okay. Not that many people actually come around reading this stuff, but i would like to explain my pen name. I play mellophone which seems kind of pointless, mainly because playing french horn is way better and has a way better tone and sound (specially in movies) better then a mellophone. This is because mellophone is for marching and horn is for indoor concert stuff. And now you know...the rest of the story (hahaha love Paul Harvey).
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If you could read that put it in your profile
Okay, now that you have read though my boring profile entry you can read about the cool stuff. I have a bestie, i know your mind is completely blown away by the fact that i am not a completely hopeless loser. If that doesn't blow your mind, then get this. She is the coolest thing since sliced bread! Get that...got it...good. Okay now that we have gotten that taken care of, i also want you to know she is the most talented person on this freaking planet. She plays flute and piccolo, very very very well i might add, (like she got fifth chair in all-parish auditions top band, and is also now first chair in our top band, not to mention she is section leader of her section!!!! =D ) Any way, she can write stories very well, in fact after you are done reading this i expect you to go and find her profile and read the two poems she has up now. Her pen name is self-proclaimed-band-nerd. she also has a story up on fanfiction.com and her pen name is unique rose. the name of her story is My Version of Silence, and just a fair warning, her pen name changes from time to time, however i kind of have a feeling that it isn't changing anytime soon, but i have been wrong before. Thank you for listening to my rambling and go read her stories and poems. She is very talented and it will be YOUR lose if you don't go read her work. Peace out home dawgs.
Ten Stupid things about me:
1. What is your name?
I don't have one and hope to never get one. althought i have been called several things like pup, dog, female dog (but not always exactly those words), mutt, flee bag, hydrant sniffer, old yaller, lassie, butt sniffer, kitty turd eater...all names of indearment i am sure. oh and there is one more...it had something to do with a trucker and someones mom...but for some reason i can't remember it...at all
2. Favorite color(s)?
Baby blue, red, black and silver just like my band uniform!
3. Favorite food?
hmmmmm...well squirels are pretty good...with the occasional bird...i also like to chase cats every now and then but the blasted things always seem to find trees
4. Favorite activity?
Marching Band!!!! Duh! oh and hanging out with my twin sister who is a vampire which is kind of odd considering i am secretly a werewolf (shhhh don't tell anyone, it's a secrete that we arent normal) did mench that i also chase cats? yep up trees, one time i chased a cat so high up a tree that it never came down again...of course i saw one just like it the next day and chased it up a different tree... maybe it was the same cat...
5. Favorite book (s)?
my bowl says fido on the side of it, does that count as reading a book?
6. Do you have any hobbies?
I have several thanks for asking. Theres chasing squirrels (because i am a werewolf, duh) writing, playing my clarinet, french horn, or mellophone, talking to my twin sister who unfortunatly plays piccolo and also thinks her instrument of torrture is an excellent dog whistle...reading my bowl, and trying to comunicate with the football players. their language is so hard for example the other day one came up to me saying "47,46 hut hut hike." and i was like "hut hut hike hike 53 hut." and then he stormed off. i was trying to tell him he had something in his teeth...
7. Favorite place in the world?
Disneyworld, it has a dog park in there...i think...OH and the Band room its even happier then the happiest place on earth!
8. Favorite movie?
Cats and dogs! other then that i don't have any favorite movies but i do have my favorite scenes like when Taylor Lautner goes top less! talk about eye candy! woof! and then when Harry is drowning in harry potter 7 part one, hahahaha that boy has issues with underwater scenes let me tell you but i will give him credit for craking my ribs open on both sides (ow...they still hurt)
9. Funnest person you have ever met?
easy, my twin sister (luv u sis!) she thinks vampires rule the world or something hahaha you should hear her talk.
10. Did you find this informing?
well no...not really...nope... if only i was a comdedian this could have been way more intersting...
Okay my bff just tried to throw me under a bus and out do me with her profile so i am going to go with one better.
Welcome to...War of the musical instruments page!!! (Why i call it that b/c i am sure as soon as my bestie is done reading this she herself will be getting on her profile and trying to slap me down. But she shan't win because flutes suck. =) Luv you sis!...EWWW STOP TOUCHING ME!)
Reasons why the whismical insturment named Flute suck and you shouldn't play it.
1. The metal used to make that instrument was more then likey once used as a fixture to contect someone's toilet to the sewer.
2. Permanent damage to the brain cells (if you have any considering you even thought of picking up this pipe) after playing the highest note on the staff.
3. Playing flute means you are attracted to shiney things, and if you arent attracted to them now you will be eventually.
4. Just because you sit in the front row doesn't mean you are the most important in band. In fact your in optimal sitting range of a baton swat from the director.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyouat that time of the month.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like.
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