Hey! I'm Fallon and I love reading and writing. Hence the fiction press account. I write a lot so I thought it would be cool to put it up where people can help me with my mistakes. I would like to hear any possible critique you can think of. Despite the fact that I love to write and read there are other things I couldn't live without. One being music, I love listening and writing different music. I couldn't even fathom a life without music. I enjoy photography slightly but not as much as other things. I love acting with all my heart and do some in my free time. I can't dance worth a crap just for you all to know.

A few things you should know about me are below:

Favorite Color: Black

Favorite Music: Rock, Indie, Alternative, 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's, Country, and Classical of course

Favorite Author/Books: James Patterson (Maximum Ride is the BEST), Sara Dessen, Models Don't Eat Chocolate Cookies, SHAKESPEAR!!!!!! And so many others that I'm to tired to think of.

Native Language: Sarcasm, although I am fluent in English

Age: One Trillion.

Country: The wonderful land of terribiliscondimentum

That'd be all.

-- Fallon

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Abortion Is...

Month One

Mummy -

I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat

Month Two

Mummy,

today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mummy? I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mummy,

my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mummy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mummy, your baby. I think and feel. Mummy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mummy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mummy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mummy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mummy?

Every abortion is just . . . One more heart that's been stopped. Two more hands that won't ever be held. Two more legs that won't ever run. Two more ears that will never hear. One more mouth that will never speak. One more person without a voice. One more life that was lost.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Because I can so take a shower ad blow dry my hair in my sleep.)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Don't you have to buy it to... never mind.)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (No! Well what's different with this soap. Does it have superpowers?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Yum! Flash Frozen! My favorite!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, umm.. I think you're a little late for that.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (No! Really!?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (WOW...)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate heavy machinery after taking this medication." (Because they can do those things before taking the medication. Really people, think this through.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Wait? That's NOT what it's supposed to do? Oh.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (What else is there? Under door?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (What "other use" are they thinking of?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (No kidding) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (No! Really? No joke? Huh...)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Okay. =c )

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons?

And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

When in doubt, make words up!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly

Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!

There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.

The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away.

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor"

- a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

FAVORITE QUOTE... OF ALL TIME...

You say what I'm saying doesn't make sense, but you just can't make sense of what I'm saying. --Fallon

ONWARDS TO MY STORIES OF AWESOMENESS, WHICH THERE ARE CURRENTLY NONE OF! JUST POEMS!