Hello. My name is Chip. BoogieChip. Interpret that how you will.

Okay, officially doing my profile!

1)

I. am. BATMAN! No, no, i'm just a weirdo. I am also a reply whore, so if you would be so kind as to indulge my obsession, my panties would promptly untwist. Now then! I like BOOKS!!!!! I would list the authors I like but the list is ever expanding like our universe.

2)

I like weird stuff. If you happen to find a gay person in my stories do not be alarmed. If you happen to find a dead person in my stories you have been warned. If you happen upon a heterosexual person in my stories do not be afraid, for they have already infested the earth!

3) and most important of all...

I. Like. Cheese.

I hope you enjoy my stories and by all means, if you would like to help me with some constructive criticism, be my guest. If you just want to leave a silly comment on a story, well I do enjoy those too!

C'est la vie!

WOW! seems like grimm things is a hit! a warm thanks to all my readers and followers!

Yes. I am still alive.

IF anybody's wondering about Fabulae, i'm trying... I currently got two chapters in the works, and am deciding if I should rewrite them. It's very hard to satisfy myself these days and there are days when i'm just drained. i'm at a point where i have to pull all these stories together so, forgive me if you been waiting. even if nobody's reading it, there it is.