(UPDATE: 5/1/12) Hello, Readers. I'm going to say that I appreciate your writing, and if you've reviewed on my terribly correct grammar deprived stories, I give you props! Most of these stories were written before I truly grasped grammar, especially Fourth Years. In all honesty, I feel shame that it's my story, and it's currently being revised, but let's face it - the story SUCKS! I'm working my butt off in juggling, school, pets, parents, what little social life I have, and writing. Thus, I'm also working my butt off on trying to write FBI Wife, but the progress is slower than a lethargic snail.

Oh, by the way: What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back??

Answer: "Wheeeeee!"

Anyhow, I'm also editing Fourth Years so it doesn't seem to suck as much as it does now. Please bare with me. This long FP hiatus shall be over soon, I promise. I'm mentioned before that I have a FanFiction.net account under the same name, and it's more active than this page. I mainly write about The Vampire Diaries, so if you like that show and want to see what I can really do with my writing, read my stories here!

Let's just make this simple:

Name: Arkenburgh, Shy (middle name: Ann) (catchy play on names, huh?)

Age: 16

Date of Birth: July 30, 1996

Status: Single

Likes:

Music: Jesse McCartney, New Kids on the Block, Enrique Iglesias, Aaron Carter, Carrie Underwood, Keith Urban, Kenny Chesney, Miranda Lambert, etc...

Celebrity Crushes: Jesse McCartney, Ian Somerhalder, Paul Wesley, Enrique Iglesias

Television: The Vampire Diaries, Bones, Family Guy, The X Factor, Gabriel Iglesias, Jeff Dunham, Spongebob Squarepants, Scooby-Doo, all the shows on Boomerang

Movies: Keithcartoon Disney movies before the year 2000, Tyler Perry's Madea movies, The Hunger Games, The Twilight Saga

Other: God, Sweet Tea, Chicken (grilled, not fried), Subway, my Mommy, Spanish Class, Food, Sleep, writing on FanFiction (as well as FictionPress), etc.

Books: The Sabina Kane SeriesStories in 'Favorites' on FictionPress, Stories in 'Favorites' on FanFiction, The Twilight Saga, Wild Child, 10 Things We Did (And Probably Shouldn't Have), The Hunger Games Trilogy.

Quote: "Honey, puh-lease, I tuck my junk and secure it with duct tape." -Brooks (Pussy Willow, P.W.), the gay faery drag queen, in the Sabina Kane series (Book 3: Green Eyed Demon)

Dislikes:

Characterisitics: Immaturity, Drama, Stupidity, Vulgarity, Atheism, God-bashers (He gave you life, people. Show a little respect, please.)

People: Drama, Girls my age, little kids, Justin Bieber, Dirty People (emotionally and physically), "Emo" Kids, "Gothic" Kids, Rude people, Dahvie Vanity, Jeffree Star, all the people from Black Veil Brides

Television/Movies: Anything on Cartoon Network nowadays, the Disney Channel, etc...

Other: Snakebite Piercings, Gaged Ears, Abnormal hair styles/colors, Snakes, Deathcab for Cutie, BOTDF, Bring Me The Horizon, other dark things that I have no tolerance for... (don't self mutilate or try to dramatically change the beautiful body God created you in)

Just because I do or don't like these things, doesn't mean that I judge you or do/don't like you. They're just things that get on my nerves or things that I really do/don't like. I'm on FP to write, and if you like my stories, thank you very much. If you don't, well, I'll try and do better. Thanks =)!

I have a profile on FanFiction under the same pen name. Go to it, and you'll see what I can do with my imagination.

ABOUT THE WINDSOR WITCHES:

I've ended the story in a way that I didn't want to, but that's how it works sometimes.

ABOUT FOURTH YEARS:

Whittica "Whit" Riebrin/Ringdon was a character I originally created out of boredom, but she led to tell me a story about her life, and I just felt the need to write it for all of you. Pongo and Kain were created by one of my best friends, and this was her birthday present. Primordium was created while I was in band class. There was a song we were to play with his name as a title, and I started joking with my band director about making a character. The song was actually very storng and fun to play, so that's how I based Primordium. I worked a year and a half on that story, and it was meant to be a published novel until I realized that I wanted a book that I wrote for myself to be published rather than a birthday present I wrote for fun.

Link for character photos: http://s1183.photobucket.com/albums/x480/shyb1996/

HIGH SCHOOL HORROR DREAM:

This one was just a stupid story I wrote about one messed up dream that I had the night after watching an HP movie marathon. It was just a stupid one shot story and I thought it was nice to post for the fun of it.