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Berty: I ahve uploaded!!! I will be continuing my writing soon, and am starting to write on my book again!! I will post at least once a month. If not, pester me! Please review. I know it's lame to ask, but I am asking!!! PLEASE!!! GO TEAM!!!

Updated, Dec/24/2002, 5:00 pm!
Berty: Hurray! For all you anonymous fans that wish me to keep writing. I have decided to. I am currently working on a Sequel to my infamous 'Harry Bonder and the Scottish Icecube Machine'. Yes, 'Harry Bonder and the Chamberpot of Secrets'! I will be posting on Christmas day, along with some other work that I have been doing in my spare time.
I am also working on my Book again. Though I have decided to put off writing it for a while as I have poorer writing skills than are nessesary, but work is being done. I am starting to plot out the chapters asap. Farewell. Till christmas. Don't loose hope! ^_^
Beans: No, I have not disappeared of the face of the earth... *rolls eyes* not that you really care. Anyway, sorry about the none posting of sorts, but i've finally got some mew gunk up!!! *does happy dance* I will do my best now to get some more of my stuff up. EEE! :D so, all you fans of my angst, I think I can dig something up for you! later. *poof* hey! why am I still here!? oh yeah! I now I remember, I aint Magic Mike's aprentice, so I can't disappear! duh! *walks out grumbling about why she can't disapperate*

Berty: Alas, the sahirir/mooney/linky/seina/doumaxwell'sbabe has posted a story about ME!!! Whimisical Warren. Check it out under "The Marauders". But I have FINALLY started my book!!!!!!!! YES!!!! It is true! The knights of Sandomore will Finally be on it's way! I will post the prologue and maybe the first couple of chapters. *poof* Wait a tick, why am I still here? *poof poof* Alas! I am gone. ^_^

*caughs* ok, that last 'poof' didn't quit work. But I have started the begining of a revolution of webpage design. Check out my Sandomorian Website. It may blow but, hey! It will kick ass by the end of this year. ^_^ *poof*