I Love Apocalyptica. They use cellos for music I never even thought of playing on my cello. YOU ROCK APOCALYPTICA!!!

Name: Dragon of Darkest Night, or just Dragon.

Hobbies: reading, writing, listening to music, playing with my puppy, hanging out with my friends, ect.

Favorite Singers/Bands: Apocalyptica, Coldplay,The Eagles, Regina Specktor, Uncle Kracker, Jimmy Buffet, James Taylor, John Mayer, The Beatles, Linkin Park, Green Day, Sheryl Crow, Nickleback

Favorite Songs: Nothing Else Matters by Apocalyptica and Viva la Vida by Coldplay

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I like funny quotes. Here are some favs!

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of people I killed because they were annoying.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

I, for one, do not believe that the universe should be as fragile as it is. It's where I keep all of my stuff.

When life gives you lemons, you'd better wait for it to give you some sugar first, other wise you'll have some really nasty tasting lemonade.

Never forget a friend, especially one who owes you.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Friends are like bras. They stay close to your heart and give you supprort.

A good friend will break you out of jail. A great friend will be in the cell next to yours. A best friend will talk you out of doing something stupid that will land you in jail.

Silence is Golden. Duct Tape is Silver.

I'm not insensitive. I just don't care.

I will not go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.

My imaginary friend thinks that you have some serious problems.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

'I love you' is eight letters. So is 'bullshit'.

"Officer, I swear to Drunk, I'm not God!"

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Thearapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap...you decide.

Don't follow me, I run into walls.

If you're following my car, you're lost too.

When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear.

If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

You and your family are only pawns in my Doberman Pinscher's plot to take over the world.

Question: How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

Sanity is calming, but madness is more interesting.

Boys will be boys...and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

When in doubt, shout out made up words and watch the peoples reactions.

Behind every succesful idiot is an evil genius pulling the stings.

There is always a light at the end of the tunnel, just hope it's not a train!

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do!

Whoever said easy as taking candy from a baby has obviously never tried it.

I took a stand for a good cause once. It was a lot of hard work. Now, instead of taking stands, I take naps.

Normal is just a setting on your dryer. Patsy Clairmont

Moo point, it's like a cow's opinon. It just doesn't matter. Joey from 'Friends'

I eat brains...yeah, you're safe.

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Fanfiction Pen Name: DarthAbby

Number of Fanfiction Stories: 22

Fanfiction Categories: N.C.I.S, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Pirates of the Caribbean

Please ote that I spend almost all my time on Fanfiction, a little time in 'real life', and almost no time here. So don't expect anything amazing, ya hear?

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DO NOT MEDDLE IN THE AFFAIRS OF DRAGONS, FOR YOU ARE CRUNCHY AND GOOD WITH KETCHUP