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Author has written 5 stories for Romance, Humor, and Biography. My name's Max. I live in the capital. No, not that one. I hate anything fake. With two passions. I like the way e. e. cummings messes with grammar. English is my first language, French my supposed second, and Bisaya my third. I'm trying to learn Spanish, sometimes dabble in Afrikaans, and know how to tell people that's they're annoying in Japanese. I want to be a linguist. I also want to learn how to yodel. Five foot nothing is considered tall in certain countries. Just not in mine. I tend to (subconsciously) follow a lot of Asian stereotypes. I don't write about werewolves. I don't write about vampires. I don't write about children who kill each other because their government made them (although I find books about that interesting). I write about people with possible problems, albeit odd ones. I love Australia. And South Africa. And Ireland. And Japan. And just about any country if it's slapped down in front of me. I am Christian, love God, Jesus, Holy Spirit. No point in having talents if you can't give them back to Jesus, right? So here I am. If you like stalking people, I'm on Instagram, too. @skweerul | |||||
1. The Last Boy » reviewsBefore I met God, I wrote for my school's sleazy paper. My most successful column was about the last boy who had been caught in a ring of drug dealing that spanned five schools. I didn't realize what I'd done to him - but inadvertently, I'd make it right.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,266 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-31-12 - Published: 7-13-112. Two Dimensional » reviewsMy name's Felicia. I have brown hair, green eyes, and a perfect boyfriend named Brandon. And so far, that's all I know about myself. Our author stopped writing our story three years ago, which is why we, the characters, are trying to live our own lives. But the world our author made is scary and a lot more real than us. I guess being in a YA novel is a lot harder than I thought.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-16-123. The Pianist reviewsA romance of the different sort: the very real romance of a pianist and her instrument.Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-6-11 - Complete4. homework? reviewsdoing book reports isn't what man was made for. inside, my usual train of events and thought that accompany last minutely crammed book reports on a laptop. somebody sob over their scathing grades with me.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-27-11 - Complete5. glass of water reviewsIt was Paris. I hadn't seen him in years. The words I expected were "I love you", or "I miss you", or maybe even both. But "I'm being executed"? That was nowhere near the top of the list. One-shot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-24-11 - Complete