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I'm Emma.

Though I'd much rather be named Imogene, or Alice, or Winter, or Garthenhogle. I'm only partially joking on the last one.

First off: I'm not good at writing. I'm really not. I do it because it's fun, and I like it.

Age: 419. Suck on that.

Gender: Female

I could write multiple books only full of list on things I hate so I'll only name a few.

Eminem. His voice is disgusting, I don't know why people listen to him.

Katy Perry. She just annoys me.

Pop music.

Lady Gaga's eye make-up. Makes her look like a fish most of the time.

Lady Gaga.

Spiders.

Hot dogs.

Fried food.

The color blue. Except for cerulean blue.

Red.

Taking Showers in the morning. I'm tired, and when I'm tired I don't like to stand up.

I could go on.

Things I like:

Cats are the shit, hands down.

Green and Orange anything.

sushi

vitamin water

chocolate

Reading. A lot.

A couple things:

I am 100% Atheist

I wish I was an insomniac. Sleep is a waste of time.

I have a million stories I want to post but I have no patience for sitting down and typing them so they most likely never will. Sucks huh.