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In the picture: I am the Hufflepuff on the left. The Ravenclaw on the right is my best friend / cousin / evil twin / fellow writer, Anna. The white cat sitting next to Snape is her cat, Angel. The tabby cat on the railing is my cat Elphie Mae.
Hey there fellow authors! It's me, rumpelurina, but you can call me Mai. I like writing, laughing, singing, and my cat named Elphie Mae
If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.
If you think that Hermione/Snape shippers are cuckoo for Coca Puffs and absolutely disgusting, copy this onto your profile
If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.
If you make random Harry Potter references to your friends to see if they get them (they never do) put this in your profile.
If you are a Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Remus/Tonks shipper and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Harry Potter Questions and Answers
What’s what? Questions:
Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Hmm... this is tough... 7, with 6 in a very close second
Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? 7.2
Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Hermione, Ginny, Ron, Fred & George
What house would you be in? Hufflepuff... I was sorted in the Harry Potter museum in NYC
Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Grey Lady
What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Probably Charms or Potions, maybe Divination
Who is your favorite teacher(s) in Hogwarts? McGonagall, because she can turn into a cat!
Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Keeper... I'd suck at every other one :(
Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Didn't I just answer this question?
Who do you want to make friends with? Any of the Weasleys that are in school when Harry goes... except Percy
If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Hermione
Why would he/she be your best buddy? I've been told I'm just like her... once I had a dream that I was Hermione's best friend (all the characters were from AVPM) from the future
Which character in the book can you relate to? Luna because she's crazy, and Hermione because she's often used for her brains
What pet would you get? Cat!
If's (if questions):
If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Myself surrounded by family and cats
If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Of course!
If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? "Sirius! I always knew you were alive!"
What would be his reaction to your reaction? He'd think I was crazy and he might ask if he could live with me.
If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? My closest friends
If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? I'd tell Voldemort... just kidding. I'd say loudly at the end of one detention, halfway out the door, "You know, I'd wonder what would happen if I mentioned this to one of my other professors... or maybe Dumbledore..."
Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Ron, because he's awesome and I wouldn't mind not dancing / listening to him rant about Hermione and Krum
Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Rose
Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Ron
What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? gray
What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? purple
What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? orange
What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? red
What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Green
What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? light yellow
Is this quiz getting boring and too long? No.
If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) Before an audition
Do you like the books more or the movies? books
Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Remus
What would your Patronus take shape in? cat
What would be your Animagus form? cat
What subject do you want to be the best in? DADA and Divination
What thing from Harry’s world would you least want to face? loosing my loved ones :(
This or that:
Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Remus
Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius
Hermione or Cho? Hermione
James Potter or Snape? James
Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid
The Marauders or The Golden Trio? trio
Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus
Harry or Ron? Ron
Fleur or Tonks? Tonks
Hermione or Ginny? Hermione
Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Dedric
Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna
Fred or George? Fred
Filch or McGonagall? McGonagall
Percy and Ron or the Lestrange brothers? Percy and Ron
Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore
Aragog (Hagrid's pet spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp
Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? both :p
Bertie Botts' Every Flavor Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs.
Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors
Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bellatrix
Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? The second
Is this survey fun or boring? fun
Your FanFiction preferences:
Favourite femslash/het/slash pairings? Klaine
Least favourite femslash/het/slash pairing? all others
Favourite kind of FF? crack, romance
Least favourite kind of FF? Overly graphic slash sex
Things you hate seeing in a FF? bad pairings, bad grammar, ocs (usually)
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4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
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9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
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If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, AnimeAddict333, HisokeYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94, mrawgirl09, Edward-Elric-in-red/Allen-Walker-in-black, KaoruBC101z, Melori, SummerRose12, Jelinzer, rumpelurina
IF YOU LOVE FANFICTION, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have friends online whom you don't even know in the real world but you don't really care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, then copy this onto your profile, or else that little world will be destroyed by Fanfiction!
If you ever had a spazz attack when you read a summary with your least favorite couple in it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
Grammar Nazis will rule the world someday. If you are a Grammar Nazi, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you like to read the "copy this into your profile" stuff for no reason, copy this in your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.
I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile if you feel the same.
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If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If you think rap is the most God-awful est thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Stupidity killed the cat, Curiousity was framed. if you think this is somewhat funny copy and paste it.
If you're a person who eats ice-cream on a cold winter day copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you think Miley Cyrus is a terrible singer but know almost all of her songs copy and paste this.
If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved (and often dream about it), copy and paste this on to your profile and add yourname to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl,Stefanlover12, -I-Luv-Tugsy, musicgal3, Misterfleas, Fantasia-the-Crazy, Mistosingsmore,r1y2r3e4s, Jelinzer, rumpelurina
If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile. (Depending on the show and the amusement park. Wicked vs Dutch Wonderland? Wicked. Billy Eliot vs Disney World? Disney.
If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
It's Called ... THERAPY
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
95% of teens would panic if Edward Cullen was on a 250 foot building about to jump. Copy this if you are one of the 5% who brought popcorn, a chair, and shouted "DO A FLIP!" (I Twilight, but I mean, he's a vampire. Duh.)
95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would shout "Jump idiots!!"
CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats (The Musical) is awesome, copy this to your profile. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (And the animals!!)
How to shop at Wal-Mart
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting, "I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU!!"
16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!"
17. Shout at the top of your lungs "VOLDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you.
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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. (And I never will!!!!!)
If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American Teens would have a severe emotional breakdown is someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who will say "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this to your profile and add you name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Evil genius of COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Stardawn, NightOfTheTiger, Faithrose, Allan Pike, The Worst Nightmare (I'm a freak and very proud of it, thank you very much),Pinetail, Maj Enn, xxouchibitmytonguexx, Aaya-Kun, Insane Tara (INSANITY!!), NyokaDelFanfiction(Not American, but still a freak!), rumpelurina
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Freida Norris
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature/profile to help him gain world domination.
If you're hyperlike being hyperand are hyper all the timeCOPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! (but don't worry folks, I have meds for that now :P)
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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong
Thoughts on Gay Marriage!
1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy this onto your profile.
Random things that seem to have some connection to our world
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun".
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.
Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.
In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. WAY ahead of the game on that one. _
If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicians left.
Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if I’m a goldfish.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. (reading it not writing)
Just in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how…?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's "just" a suggestion)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): Do not turn upside down. (a bit late now . . .)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (REALLY? I was hoping it was going to be frozen... damn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (Isn't that the purpose?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I wonder what they mean by "other uses" . . .)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (NO WAY! REALLY?!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (hmm . . . why exactly does it say that?)
On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Dammit! I bought if for nothing!)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a complete and total gleek! If you are too and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you wear mismatched socks in memory of Dobby the house-elf, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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