Hello writers, and welcome to my wonderful (and apparantly very cheesy) profile!

I love to write and I always have, but more than that, I love to read! I look forward to reading a lot of great original stories. I know you guys won't let me down. I have read so much wonderful fanfiction on fanfiction.net, and I'm ready to dive headfirst into a world of your creation!

BUT... I'm not your mother. And I'm not old. SO... if you thought what you just read was completely corny, like I did, I'm sorry. I just really wanted to write that.

Do you think that because I live surrounded by corn, it makes me corny? Would it then follow that if I lived in Wisconsin where everything is made of cheese, I would be cheesy?

So, that makes me corny. I'll try to remember that for the future.

But what I said before was sincere, even if it sounded chee-- excuse me -- corny. I am super excited to read all of your stories and poetry, and maybe write some of my own.

Sooo... about me...

My name: Zeus

Gender: Female (Don't think that just cuz I have a name like Zeus, that makes me a guy.)

Dog's name: Sandy (She's adorable. And she was named after the dog in "Annie.")

Favorite kind of cheese: Colby jack

Favorite kind of corn: Wait. There are different kinds of corn? I guess I'd say popcorn then.

Favorite mustard: I will not eat anything with the word "turd" in it. (Yes. I know it's not spelled musturd. It might as well be though.XP)

Now I'm getting random. Sorry.

Favorite book: Harry Potter (and the Deathly Hallows if you want to get specific).

Favorite music: The Beatles, The Weasel King (check him out, he's really good), and the music from Glee (I'm a nerd. What can I say?)

My Stories:

The Two Lives of Lady Genevieve of Ginger

Status: Writing second chapter. Maybe thinking of better name.

TTFN!