If life is a videogame, then I know all the cheatcodes.

I love videogames, as the above statement says. I also like writing about turtles and bacon. I might have grammar issues and such, so don't criticize me on that. Um, let's see. I usually write about humorous subjects, almost never anything serious. I am interested in stories, not poems because poems usually remind me of fairies and stuff like that. I don't like fairies.

LOL Cats are awesome, as well as sarcasm, Youtube Poop, and Super Smash Bros Brawl.

Some favorite sayings:

"Comedy is the art of making people laugh, not puke," Steve Martin

When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun. But run faster next time, okay?'

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Earth is the Insane Asylum for the universe.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!

Dear IRS, please cancel my subscription.

Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously has never tried slamming shut a revolving door.

If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress? (Congress!)

Apparently, one person out of five is Chinese. There are five people in my family. It could be my mom, my dad, or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Hun-won-chu. But I think it's Colin.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. -- 43 Acidic Turtles