Hi everyone!

I will be writing a lot of tragic romances...Because it interests me! :D

I'm sorry my profile is somewhat dull...I really have no idea what to put on it LOL. (FAIL C:) But to be honest, I see alot of profiles having "Favorite" this and "Favorite" that, but I don't really have any faves to particular. I love EVERYTHING! I love unicorns, and flowers, (EW NOT BUTTERFLIES. SORRYY :C), and ponies, and hearts, and stars, and rainbows, and music, and heheheeehhehehe, oh sorry I'm getting off-topic. (I'm a girl. :D)

But anyways, here's some random crap about me! :

1. I like gum, OMNOMNOMNOMNOM.

2. I don't really likee Justin Bieber...but he sings nicely, and I do like his songs :3. (he is kinda cute too...NEVER MIND.)

3. I like all the colors...cept for brown...and black...cos im not goth. O.O

4. I hate when people never text me back, especially when I TOTALLY need their help. But I always text 'em back, so that's just unfair ;c

5. I also hate when people stand me up, and then eventually tell me they couldn't go when I've been waiting for an hour already. D:

6. I do love mangas, such as Skip Beat, Shugo Chara, Hetalia, and Kaichou wa Maid Sama.

7. I love reading ^-^

8. I'm a nerd...:D

9. I like Selena Gomez, Avril Lavigne, Taylor Swift, and a buncha other celebs. :)

10. I get hurt on the inside very easily, so don't make me feel bad ): . no jk, xD review aas you'd like, but I do get hurt easily.

11. Then again, I laugh very easily too...*CHINKY!*

12. I love to swim. ~whoosh~

13. Oh...What else...? Okai, so I reallly really really want to go to Harvard, and then Harvard Medical, and then become an awesome doctor.! Sounds like a stereotypical dream eh? well it's NOT! Well not for me. I do homework pretty much 24/7 (strict rules...parents =.=), even in the summer! So if I do achieve my dream, I know I deserve it...cuz who else deserves to go to Harvard but a girl in middle school, already learning calculus and trigonometry.

14. My personality is: VERY smart, nice, funny, crazy, cheery, WAY girly, perfectionst, fun to be around with, wealthy-ish but completely not a snob for SOME reason, homework-obsessed, nerdy, and ambitous. C:

15. (last fact. SAD :C) Description of me!- I'm tall, asian, athletically fit (meaning I'm not way skinny, or way overweight...), black hair, brown eyes, tan, and I smile alot. :D

I really like this, and I bolded all the thingies I am LOL.-

SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (;o)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (isn't that what emo is...? O_O)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. (pew pew pew...!)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (DUMB BLONDIES :D)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. (noo! i love cats! )= )
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (OH YEAHH BABY. :D)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (hell yea)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals (buhhahahah >:D)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRATIC, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (holy crap...)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. (hehe...that's true...)
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (LMFAO YES)
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. (yes...easy to hump and that crap :3)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (OH GOD. =_='')
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (loner :D)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (FUCK NO)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (UHM...JIGGLY BOING BOING sorry im very inappropriate =.=)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. (IM NOT PERUVIAN. AND I LURRVEE LLAMAS!)
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (oh so I'm black?! Huh huh?! ;D)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (thats true...for me. ;c)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. (well that's just great isn't it?)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told).
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (not if you're born with fat parents :D)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (how mean ;C)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (I'm black again? :O)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. (usually yes.)
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. (isn't that gay?)
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. (whoa..O.O)
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (HEEHEEE :D)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (THAT ISN'T STEREOTYPICAL, IT'S TRUE!)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo, not very good at it, and kind of hate writing.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I'M NOT A LONER. I THINK.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Okay, so read my stories and please review!!!

I hope ya like 'em~

~Jewdii(;