|Lost In The Arts|
Author has written 2 stories for Supernatural, and Romance.
The Promotion by:Sam Mariano from Fictionpress.com
"Considering my boss is engaged I consider it highly unlikely that I'm going to marry him and have his children. Also, how old are you going to be when you're obliviously sitting in your rocking chair? By the time you're that old my kids will have kids. Did you forget you were a teenage mother?"
Marie made a dismissive noise. "Don't argue with your elders. Anyway, just because he bought her a ring doesn't mean he'll marry her."
"Actually, that's exactly what it means," Jenna pointed out.
"Well, he's a man, he could change his mind. Anyway, the point is you will abandon me and leave me and I will be miserable."
"All because I got a promotion?"
"Yes. Promotions are evil. They steal children from their beloved parents."
Jenna shook her head. "You are clinically insane."
"Well, it's genetic, my dear, so watch yourself."
Bless You By: a random person from school
"I didn't sneeze."
"Ah, but you might later and I might not be there, so Bless You."
Crazy By: another random person
"You are the worst thing that has ever happened to me."
"Why would you say that if I just insulted you?"
"Because you're crazy and crazy people have Opposite days. This just happens to be that Opposite day."
"How would you know that about crazy people?"
"I have my connections..."
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