Hola! I'm Susie (I know, right? The name's so old fashioned!)

Age: At this second, I am 14 years, 9 months, 27 days, 1 hour, 44 minutes and 5 seconds. And yes, I'm good at math.

That's how I figured out the seconds. :D.

I have a bunch of friends (of course, I'm friendly, except when I don't sleep for 79 hours).

Eeven, Danae, ME!!!, Michelle, and many many mnay mnay others.

Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google

Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
Sincerely, 7

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Impossible,
Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater.
Sincerely,
Spongebob

Now onto the basics:

What's your name?: I ain't tellin' no one. Jk. It's Susie. *Eye Roll*

How old are you?: 13 why do you ask?

Where do you live?: No way! I don't want a stranger knocking on my door!

What's your favorite song?: On the Floor by Jennifer Lopez.

Favorite series or books: The Morganville Vampires and The Mediator Series.

What are you doing right now?: Sitting in front of a computer like a nerd and typing my profile.

Here's my Fanfiction account: (My name's 7 Spoiled Midgets On The Loose) https://login.fanfiction.net/account/profile.php

AH MI GAWD!! So SAD!!!

Month One

Mommy,
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

What The Hell Is Wrong With My High School Life: Ella

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1280&bih=603&tbm=isch&tbnid=23ig77KjDOLE1M:&imgrefurl=http://juliarance.buzznet.com/user/journal/&docid=DklZ83j_HYwzyM&imgurl=http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/1/3/4/5/1/5/5/1/orig-13451551.jpg&w=400&h=300&ei=XEAOT8e2As7QiAL5-uG4DQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=942&vpy=189&dur=110&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=130&ty=124&sig=112312498475069302370&page=2&tbnh=111&tbnw=141&start=25&ndsp=27&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:25

What The Hell Is Wrong With My High School Life: Shaylee

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What The Hell Is Wrong With My High School Life: Dawne

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1280&bih=603&tbm=isch&tbnid=W8U474ottddd0M:&imgrefurl=http://www.wattpad.com/927057-my-perfect-nightmare-and-nightmares-aren%27t-so&docid=VKWGwuqSgFG5pM&imgurl=http://www.acclaimstockphotography.com/_gallery/_images_n300/portrait_beautiful_teenage_girl_with_long_brown_hair.jpg&w=200&h=300&ei=qUIOT4e7IqOQiQKbivmiDQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=928&vpy=119&dur=219&hovh=240&hovw=160&tx=68&ty=144&sig=112312498475069302370&page=1&tbnh=124&tbnw=80&start=0&ndsp=26&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0

What The Hell Is Wrong With My High School Life: Mae

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&biw=1280&bih=603&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=RD4EDZP1mUFLhM:&imgrefurl=http://fustianed.blogspot.com/2011/04/girl-with-black-hair-scene-hairstyle.html&docid=SwRGh0gYhUbB3M&imgurl=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NO2UOMMYKZ0/SKktoisCCvI/AAAAAAAAA1U/XK5kqWHuQoc/s400/Long%2525252525252BEmo%2525252525252BHair.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=50IOT4ukGMbSiAKF8ayuDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=819&vpy=172&dur=219&hovh=259&hovw=194&tx=125&ty=127&sig=112312498475069302370&page=1&tbnh=155&tbnw=116&start=0&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:0

What The Hell Is Wrong With My High School Life: Jasmine http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&biw=1280&bih=603&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=Z8JGYyyHPLEwlM:&imgrefurl=http://www.polyvore.com/teen_girl_brown_curly_hair/thing%3Fid%3D15354498&docid=NPA3AMDAyHoKSM&imgurl=http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing%253F.out%253Djpg%2526size%253Dl%2526tid%253D15354498&w=300&h=300&ei=XUMOT5OJFKKiiQLHopjHDQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=266&sig=112312498475069302370&page=1&tbnh=133&tbnw=133&start=0&ndsp=27&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0&tx=110&ty=29

What The Hell Is Wrong With My High School Life: Michael http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1280&bih=603&tbm=isch&tbnid=pLC8EvgiCfvoeM:&imgrefurl=http://www.parentsconnect.com/parenting-boards/baby-names-games/135209&docid=1qZZsVVOJl39BM&imgurl=http://static5.depositphotos.com/1037987/482/i/450/dep_4823320-Teenage-Boy-Sitting-In-Playground.jpg&w=300&h=450&ei=UxEWT4CEPbOGiQK9582-Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=678&vpy=104&dur=3797&hovh=275&hovw=183&tx=90&ty=128&sig=112312498475069302370&page=1&tbnh=128&tbnw=87&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0

What The Hell Is Wrong With My High School Life: Cam http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1280&bih=603&tbm=isch&tbnid=riylYr6MEoWmRM:&imgrefurl=http://www.thehairstyles.net/teen-boy-long-bangs-hairstyle/&docid=VNMKQqZ-xhQ_-M&imgurl=http://i35.tinypic.com/jt1ngz.jpg&w=616&h=408&ei=fxIWT63rOqf8iQKar5SpDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=266&vpy=141&dur=172&hovh=183&hovw=276&tx=154&ty=109&sig=112312498475069302370&page=3&tbnh=129&tbnw=153&start=57&ndsp=32&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:57

What The Hell Is Wrong With My High School Life: Drew http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&biw=1280&bih=603&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=khFNQi8PtMVFmM:&imgrefurl=http://www.pimpmyspace.org/comments/code/277880/&docid=1xupnQo4AFB17M&imgurl=http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/n4/42/2r/edgee.jpg&w=406&h=480&ei=PhMWT9WZDMHYiAKMsfjODw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=203&sig=112312498475069302370&page=1&tbnh=126&tbnw=118&start=0&ndsp=25&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0&tx=84&ty=52

What The Hell Is Wrong With My High School Life: Alex http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&biw=1280&bih=603&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=xSOmxjWNmxvMcM:&imgrefurl=http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php%3Ff%3D28%26t%3D851581%26start%3D10&docid=6sYCvc8oeyRddM&imgurl=http://newhairstyle.gnuxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/2011-young-men-hairstyle-picture_teen-boy-hairstyles-275x300.png&w=275&h=300&ei=vxMWT-uEK8GwiQLa1vTLDw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=78&sig=112312498475069302370&page=3&tbnh=134&tbnw=123&start=53&ndsp=29&ved=1t:429,r:23,s:53&tx=99&ty=96

What The Hell Is Wrong With My High School Life: Hunter http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1280&bih=603&tbm=isch&tbnid=W8D5Dq-Z-Aj0XM:&imgrefurl=http://www.featurepics.com/online/Teen-Headphones-Holding-His-Head-659417.aspx&docid=bqq1TZrs0l2SVM&imgurl=http://www.featurepics.com/FI/Thumb300/20080320/Teen-Headphones-Holding-His-Head-659417.jpg&w=301&h=449&ei=LRQWT7vyJuO0iQL8pvHkDw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=78&sig=112312498475069302370&page=1&tbnh=123&tbnw=91&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:15,s:0&tx=45&ty=41

What The Hell Is Wrong With My High School Life: Aaron http://www.freewebs.com/edwardandisabellacullen/702591.jpg

Awkward Conversation...(FAKE):

Me: Hello??? Anybody home???

Eeven: Me!

Me: Oh, cool. Whatup, Muchacha?

Eeven: Deciding whether or not I should go and break down AK's door and tackle him and suddenly seduce him into...blah blah blah...

Me: ...

Me: Eeven...

Eeven: ...and he's such a jerk...!

Me: Eeven...

Eeven: ...so he's one of the reasons why I started taking karate...

Susie123lovesCM4ever logs off.

2 hours of ranting later...

Eeven: ...and that's why I never go out without a shirt on! I totally understand if you think this is gross but that experience really scared me. Like that one time I walked to Texas...

Another 2 hours pass by...

Eeven: So that's what happened while I was visiting my grandparents! It was totally insane and I kept having to seduce this one dude...

1 day of ranting on and on and on and on and on and on later...

Eeven: So that's why I'm in love with him! I'm so glad you understand...

Susie123lovesCM4ever logs on.

Me: Eeven? I was wondering...holy shizz...

Eeven: ...now there's why I lovee scary movies! I have the guys to sit on and comfort me while I scream my head off and then things sometimes get intense and then in the morning I have, like, a hangover and no memory of what happened and there's totally a reason why I like swimming with dolphins. I mean, I never done it before but I should totally fly all the way to Hawaii just to swim with them, wait, do dolphins live in Hawaii? I think they do. Last year I did this paper on dolphins and it said something about them sometimes eating each other and if the clan's in danger of a shark, they'll pummel the shark into dust, or wait, it wouldn't be dust if they're in an ocean so maybe galactic liquid? No, no, that's not it... Hm...

Susie123lovesCM4ever logs off.

END OF CONVERSATION.

Whats the last book you read?

Generation Dead

What's on your T.V right now?

Paranova

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My bro. "The show's called Paranova..." Answer to question above...

Where are you?

in my home. watsit to yah???

What's your personality like?

On the brink of insanity when I babysit more than I'm supposed to...

What was the last thing you thought?

Meh

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

screw you, questionair!

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Black porsch...buy Bill Gates...Make Obama worship me...Buy candy

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

The moniter...oops...hold on...gotta fix it...uh oh...DAD??

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Erm...nothing...

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

This stupid comment. Screw u!

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 56 and find line nine. What is it?

"None of them stop," she said miserably.

What's it like being you?

Don't come near me when I don't wake up properly

What are your thoughts on writing?

Love it but seriously, can't write every hour of every day ya know. im talking to whoever sent me that review wanting 5-6 chapters every WEEKEND. Are u insane? Nope, i am.. HEEHEE.

How tall are you

Im miss shorty...D': 5'3

what are you currently reading?

Umm...sequel to GD

What music are you listening to?

Dancing in the Dark by umm...

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?

Fictionpress

What was the last thing you cooked?

lets see...noodles last week

What color are the walls of the room you are in?

ahhhh..white.

Do you know who the governor of your state is?

Not the gonernor of california. I'LL BE BACK!!!

Ketchup or Mustard?

Mayonnaise.

How many different programs are on your computer right now?

Dos

What is the weather like?

Dark and gloomy

Are you going on vacation this summer and where?

I did, went to china...

Anything else?

Yeah...no

What's your favorite article of clothing?

short shorts

Who is the most special person to you?

I dunno...

Scariest moment of your life?

watching a grandma rip a guy's throat out on legion..."Shudder"

One word that would best describe you?

CompletelyMental. There. One word.

What is your favorite month?

Twenty-Five

What's your favorite number?

Four

What does your user name mean?

My story on Fictionpress called 'Snow White and the Seven Twerps That Ate My Soup'

What is your favorite Disney movie?

Dont watch disney anymore

What made you smile today?

Whats that?

Last thing you said out loud?

Fooka

Last rainbow you saw?

yesterday...Jk

Do you want a haircut?

no. I want to highlight it red. And no i am NOT going EMO

Have you ever been in a fight?

ALmost punched annoying kid named Aidan on the bus a couple days ago...

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

JAYDEN MICHAEL.

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

VANESSA JANE or CALLIE ROSE or HOLLIE ANN.

If you could be any book character, who would you be

hm...Isabelle in Mortal Instruments.

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"..few cake crumbs from his lips, and looked him up and down..."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Air. I have short stubby arms. cant touch the screen

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Blue's Clues. I gotta niece to babysit and she LOVES the baby channel

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:47

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:21. CLOSE ENOUGH JACK*

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

TV

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

3 days ago. walking home

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Eeven's Profile

9. What are you wearing?

Black sweatshirt, red christmas PJ pants.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. about flying humans and music teacher yelling at me to sit down

11. When did you last laugh?

20 minutes ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

bumps

13. Seen anything weird lately?

yep. a turquiel (turkey and squirrel)

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Long and im getting sleep...yyy...ZZZZZZZZ...

15. What is the last film you saw?

Victorious

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A red Lamborghini

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I love 3 people.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

the color. cant we have rainbow oceans?

19. Do you like to dance?

well...wat kind. (waggles eyebrows)

20. George Bush:

huh?

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

huh?

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?

Yo. Let's play some poker.

Where are you?

Home

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

the ceiling

What's the last thing you ate?

dinner

What was the last thing you thought?

these questions are getting weirder

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

Dont got one

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

She

What can you hear right now?

TV. Didnt i already answer this>???

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

"Hi, Dan!"

"Huh?"

"Hi, Dan!"

"Shut up."

Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

Its already on

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

it froze and turned off. Virus

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

Fish Tank. With no fish in it.

Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

NRBM...BLEH! I DONT WANNA GO THRU IT!!! SCREW U!