Greetings humans I,the great PixieLizzie-Aiko,will now introduce myself!

My age hmm well it's somewhere in bettween #0 and #30.000.

I just LOVE anything that includes the supernatural or any mythical creatures(vampires,werewolves,fairies etc).I am especially fond of history and arts, which doesn't explain my not so high mark at history...Anyway, I tend to be hyper, but when it comes to school I am focussed on the task at hand and try my best.A person who only sees me when I study would place a quiet and responsible personality, but in fact I am completely the opposite while at the same time I am exactly that.I usually do what people don't exept from me.It is all worth it though to see the look on their face that clearly says; wait..What?There are ofcourse the times when I do it unnintentionally.You could say that I am Ying-Yang put to one(oh that rhymed!)or you could say that I am bipolar, which is highly unlikely.However a lot of peolple close to me are worried about my mental health...Nah that's a lie.They stopped worrying ages ago!What can I say a person soon gets used to my awesomness, probably in my state I should say craziness...

Activities

Anything besides staring at the opposite wall...

Interests

I like drawing, singing, listening to music, writing and reading.I like going to the beach.I write stories and sometimes poems.I also like anime and manga!!^_^

Favorite Music

I enjoy listening to any kind of music.I can go from Rock to Clasic all day long.

Favorite Quotes

"You can't be friends with a squirrel!Squirrels are just rats with a cuter outfit!"-Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie in Sex and the city,

"Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door",

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then let everyone else wonder how you did it.",

"I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.", "Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' Then it hits me.",

"You know, Jacob, if it weren't for the fact that we're natural enemies and that you're also trying to steal away the reason for my existence, I might actually like you."
"Maybe...if you weren't a disgusting vampire who was planning to suck out the life of the girl I love...well, no, not even then." -Edward and Jacob,

"I don't care who is a vampire and I don't care who is a werewolf. Your Jacob and He's Edward."
"But HE is a vampire and I am werewolf."
"And I'm a VIRGO!" -Bella and Jacob

Dear Girls (from the guys)...

Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do.
It makes us feel secure to know that our girlfriends aren't off flirting with guys we've never heard of.

Also, don't talk about your ex-boyfriends.
We never have, nor ever will respect or like them, nor do we want to hear about them.
When you do, you're asking your boyfriend to be jealous.
You're asking your boyfriend to lose trust.

On that, don't hump everything that walks into the room.
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Smile and say "thank you."
Let us pay for you.
Don't "feel bad."
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say - everybody together now - "thank you."

Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have, put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

Don't flirt with guys when we're not around.
We'll find out. Trust us.
We have eyes everywhere.
And when we find out, we're pissed.
Not necessarily with the guys you flirted with, more-so with you.

Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hot Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word "handsome"?
Why does everything have to be "hot/sexy"?
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.
Claiming girls or guys to be "hot" shows immaturity.

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, don't wait for him to change.
Ditch his sorry, disgrace-to-the-male-population ass, and find someone who will treat you with utter respect.
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

You asked me whose life was more important- yours or mine and I answered "mine" ; you walked away angry not knowing that you are my life.

*What Does Love Mean?*

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all even when his hands got arthritis, too. That's Love. Rebecca - age 8

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French Fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." Danny - age 7

"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss" Emily - age 8

"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen." Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate." Nikka - age 6

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it
everyday." Noelle - age 7

"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." Tommy - age 6

"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore." Cindy - age 8

"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." Clare - age 6

"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken." Elaine-age 5

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." Chris - age 7

"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." Mary Ann - age 4

"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old
clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." Lauren - age 4

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you" Karen - age 7

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross." Mark - age 6

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget," Jessica - age 8

And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. (Now this will melt your heart.) The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When
his Mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry."

http://www.boardofwisdom.com/Default.asp?start=1&topic=1005&listname=Love

How about we play a little game??:D

DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK! YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T!!! -o-

~Takes 3 minutes
~It'llfreak you out! O_O
~This game has funny/creepy out come! XD

DO NOT READ AHEAD!!! OR YOU'LL BE KICKING YOUR SELF IF YOU DO! D=

1st: Get a pen and paper!

2nd: When choosing names make sure they're real people you actually know! Or else it won't work!

3rd: Go with your first instincts!!!!!!! Very importent for good results!
4th: Now, scroll down.
ONE LINE AT A TIME! DON'T READ AHEAD OR YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN!!! DX

1. On a blank sheet of paper, write the numbers 1 through 11 on the left.
2. Next to the numbers 1 & 2,
Write any two numbers you want
Do you have a favorite number?
3. Next to the numbers 3 & 7,
right down the two names of two members,
of theOPPOSITE SEX! ((Same sex if you're gay))

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD OR IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT!!!!!!

4.Write anyones name,
(like friend or family...)
next to 4, 5, & 6.

DON'T CHEAT OR YOU'LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID!!
5.Write down FOUR song tittles in 8, 9, 10, & 11
6. Finally!
MAKE A WISH!! =3
ARE YOU READY? HERE ISH THE KAY TO THE GAME! XD
1. The number of people who like you are in
SPACE 2!

2. The person in space
3is THE ONE YOU LOVE!

3. The person you like, but your relationship can not work is in
SPACE 7

4. You care most about the person you put in
SPACE 4
5. The person you put in space 5 is the one who
KNOWS YOU VERY WELL!
6. The person you named in space 6 is your
LUCKY STAR!

7. The song in number 8 matches with the
PERSON IN NUMBER 3!

8. The tittle in 9 is the song for the
PERSON IN 7!
9. The 10th space is the song that tells you most about
YOUR MIND!
10. And 11 is the song telling you how you
FEEL ABOUT LIFE!

11. Number 1 is your
LUCKY NUMBER!

Repost this
WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.
IF YOU DO YOU WISH WILL COME TRUE!!! =3

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. Have a heart

Join the dark side we have cookies!

It's you and me against the world...We attack at dawn.

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THINGS COULD ONLY GET WORSE.WHEN THEY GET AS WORSE AS IT CAN GET,IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER!

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil...

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes!

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my brain the most!

You cry, I cry.You laugh,I laugh.You fall off a cliff,I laugh even harder!

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky snd I thought to myself,Where the hell is the ceilling?

If you die in an elavator, make sure to press the UP button.

SAVE THE EARTH!IT'S THE ONLY PLANET WITH CHOCOLATE!

When life throws you lemons, throw back the lemons and demand chocolate!

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did that.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident.Barney came and they all commited suicide.

I was gifted but the psychiatric took away my SUPER POWERS.

God made man and then he said"I can do better than that"and made women.

I'm the kind of person that that walks into a door and apologises.

Death is God's way of saying "you're fired".Suicide is human's way of saying"You can't fire me I quit!"

I hear your silence loud and clear!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Evening News is where they begin with"Good Evening"then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls...and poles...and other stuff...

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Is there such a thing as a civil war?

Therapist=The/rapist...Scary thought(didn't think of it like that, did you?)

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

What happens when your scared twice to death?...(I wonder)

Amateurs build the ark.Proffesionals build the Titanic.

When life gives you lemons, throw those lemons back and tell life to make it's own damn lemonade!

You say I'm not cool.But cool is another word for cold.I'm not cold, I'm hot.I know I'm ot.Thank you for embracing it.

Stupidity can hurt, I broke a limb while laughing at you.

At last my plan for world domination is complete!MWAHAHAHAHA?Oh,look,something shiny...must go look...

"Please note;CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED.Apparently you told santa that you have been good this year...He died laughing..."

If you can't handle me at my worst than you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!

Don't ever attempta staring contest with a brick wall they cheat a lot.

I am nobody.Nobody is perfect.Therefore I am perfect.

Flying is simple,just throw yourself to the ground and miss.

I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

I'm not afraid of death...What's he gonna do kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 2 to reach out and slap someone.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity.I have erased that line!

I am weird and freaking proud of it!

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

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98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

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If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !!

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If you're a HP fan and know what PS (SS), CoS, PoA, GoF, OoTP, HBP, and DH mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think/believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. WOOT! GO REMUS!

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.

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You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

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I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b-tch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm an OUTCAST, so I MUST be a jealous loser
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be frigid
I'm SHY, so I MUST NOT have any friends
I wear black nail polish and am into music so I MUST be emo
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I love the 80's, so I MUST be a moron who's stuck in the past.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST wear plaid kilts and play a bagpipe all the time.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I love disco music, so I MUST be a freak.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-cking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I love the 50's so i MUST be stuck in the past.
I'm a girl who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I love dogs, so I MUST be a redneck.
I get LOW GRADES IN SCHOOL so I MUST be mentally challenged.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be unromantic
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I have ADHD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I am A BOOKWORM, so I MUST be a dreamer
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be insane (unrealistic)
I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing
I MISS BELOVED FAMILY MEMBERS THAT HAVE DIED, so I MUST be unable to move on with my life.
I LIVE ON A FARM/OUT IN THE COUNTRYSIDE, so I MUST be illiterate and have bad teeth.
I'M VAMPISH, SO I MUST BE NOCTURNAL.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I don't like being in the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I LOVE TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a hopeless romantic who lives, eats, sleeps, and breathes Twilight.
I write Twilight fanfiction so I MUST have no life
I read Twilight fanfiction so I MUST have bad taste
I’m a girl who read Twilight so I MUST be in love with Edward
I’m a guy who read Twilight so I MUST be gay
I love Twilight so I MUST have no literary taste
I hate Twilight so I MUST be a loser
I laugh about Twilight so I MUST be a meanie
I’m Team Edward so I MUST hate Jacob
I’m Team Jacob so I MUST hate Edward
I’m Team Switzerland so I MUST have problems with making up my mind
I like Bella so I MUST be an anti-feminist
I hate Bella so I MUST be after Edward
I’m Team Cullen so I MUST always go with the main stream
I’m Team La Push so I MUST be trying to be special
I’m Team Volturi so I MUST be evil
I’m Team Human so I MUST be boring
I’m Team Vlad & Stef so I MUST be into slash
I’m a thirteen-year-old fangirl so I MUST scream “OMG, I luuuurve Edward!1!1!!”
I’m a thirteen-year-old fangirl so I MUST have no writing skills whatsoever
I’m a twenty-something fangirl so I MUST be immature
I’m very short so I MUST love shopping and shoes and shopping all day long
I’m a klutz so I MUST need a vampire boyfriend to save me
I’m a redhead so I MUST stalk
I’m a blonde so I MUST want to steal your babies
I like sports so I MUST be an overgrown idiot and make baseball jokes all day long
I’m a mother so I MUST be an overprotective hen and clean the house all day long
I like Jasper so I MUST be emo
I’m very friendly, happy and hyper so I MUST be gay
I have a bad temper so I MUST be a sadistic witch
I have white hair and a bad temper so I MUST be an arsonist
I’m gay so I MUST be non-existent in the Twilight universe
I’m pale so I MUST be a vampire
I sparkle in the sunlight so I MUST be a vampire
I’m Canadian so I MUST hide evil vamps in my home
I’m South-American so I MUST create vampire armies as a hobby
I have a French name so I MUST have dreadlocks and talk with a funny accent
I’m of Spanish decent so I MUST throw random bits of Spanish in every conversation
I’m British so I MUST be compassionate
I’m Italian so I MUST trap poor tourists in my tower room and eat them
I’m Swiss so I MUST be Team Switzerland
I’m Romanian so I MUST be creepy and out for revenge
I’m European so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I liked Breaking Dawn so I MUST be a cheesy and unrealistic person, AND a perv.
I hated Breaking Dawn so I MUST be a pessimist who just can’t appreciate a happy ending
I like Edward/Bella so I MUST be lame
I like uncanon pairings so I MUST be twisted
I like Jake/Nessie so I MUST be a pedophile
I like Jane/Aro so I MUST be a creepy pedophile
I hate stereotypes in Twilight fanfiction so I MUST try to use them as little as possible
I like Tim Burton films so I MUST be goth/emo/antisocial/just completely effed up.

A good/best friend will...
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb a-s?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd's a-s that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend will wait for you after detention. A best friend is the reason you're in detention.
A good friend will be at your funeral would be crying. A best friend will be at you grave years later saying "Sorry I was in jail for killing the jerk who murdered you."

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. But if the doctor is Carlisle Cullen, screw the fruit!

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist...)

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

Be optimistic. All the people you hate are eventually going to die.

Guys don't fall for me. I just trip them.

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three: You know what, Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it, too.
Month Five: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP ME!
Month Seven: Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see.Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you believe in reverse psychology and know for a fact that it works, copy this into your profile.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Tell the truth and run.

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you THIN, Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL, so why bother?

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws.

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Chuck Norris provoked the Volturi- AND LIVED!!

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

THEY ALL DESERVE TO DIE.

Because in all of the human race, there are two kinds of people, and only two. There's the one staying put in their proper place and the one with their foot in the other one's face.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, you buttmuncher."

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

95 of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who who get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this.

Stuff to do on an elevator that WILL help your image, as in, your CRAZY image

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at every floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.

10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.

23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congradulate all for being in the same lift as you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"

26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.

35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

38. Say your Majesty when anybody gets on.

39. Introduce yourself as Lord Voldemort.

40. Ask people which floor they want and why, and then announce that you're going to the floor with Olympus on it because you didn't steal any lightening.

41. Hang Ethan Hunt style from the ceiling of the elevator and speak ominously when someone enters "Heloooooooo"

42. Still hanging from the ceiling, drop onto whoever comes in.

43. Try to make up and sing lyrics for the boring elevator music.

44. Try to start a My-Briefcase-is-better-than-yours contest.

45. Hold a ring and say, "My precious"

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

75 of people who read that tried to lick their elbow, and you are now smiling because that's exactly what you did.

Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.