Hola! I'm Silena "Moony" River, the lovely author person who runs this profile mabobber. While I don't seem to post many stories and such, I never stop writing. I just can't seem to finish a story I've started. Gah, what a curse. Anyways, 'ave a nice day, mate!

Name: That's Moony to you, mate. (Or Chris, River, Silena, Remus, etc)

Lives in: California, baby!

Birthday: Five days after Christms. Do the math.

Age: The marvelous age of nunya beeswax, my friend.

Gender: Female

Hair: Shoulder-length with chin-short layers, if that makes any sense; strawberry blonde.

Skin tone: Lighter than Carter's description. Darker than Anubis's description

Eye Color: Blue-grey-green. Yes, they're tricolored.

Favorite colors: Purple and orange ((The classic Greek and Roman colors, of course)), Blue, Silver

House in Hogwarts: Slitherclaw, mates.

Favorite bands/artists: The Killers; Switchfoot; Skillet; Disciple; Linkin Park; Hawk Nelson; Tenth Avenue North; Manic Drive; etc.

Favorite Book(s): Harry Potter; Maximum Ride; Percy Jackson and the Olympians; The Heroes of Olympus; The Kane Chronicles; The Missing; The Inheritance Cycle; Artemis Fowl; The Last Dragon Chronicles; The Book Thief; Dragons in our Midst; The House of the Scorpion; The Guardians of Ga'Hoole; His Dark Materials Series; etc.

Favorite Movie: Elf; Harry Potter; Premium Rush; The Avengers; Thor; Iron Man; etc.

Favorite Instrument(s): Guitar; Bass

You may venture past this point, but seeing as I haven't updated this part of my profile in two years or so, good luck.

Joy to the world,
Beiber is dead.
Petra blew up his head!
Don't worry 'bout the body,
Brooke flushed it down the potty.
I wonder where it went...
If he clogs up the vent,
I'll incinerate his head again.

OOOHHHHH!!!!!
Jingle bells,
Twilight smells,
Edward runs away.
Bella dies,
Jacob cries,
Potter all the way.
Hey!!

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl said Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher said a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

"Let's eat Grandma" or "Let's eat, Grandma" - Punctuation saves lives

One day, my little sister came home from school. She demanded that I take her to the library so she could get some books on sign language. I asked her why, and she told me about a new kid at school who was deaf, she wanted to befriend him. Today, I stood beside her at their wedding and watched her sign 'I do.'

When I'm around you, I:
1. Can't seem to stop saying "um"
2. Play with my hands
3. Am too afraid to look you in the eye, but when I do, I'm utterly speechless
4. Over think everything I do
5. Under think everything I do
6. Over think everything you say to me
7. Have the extremely strong urge to play with your hair
8. Feel lucky you actually want to talk to me
9. Want to hug you. Just hug you
10. Instantly feel depressed that I'll have to leave
11. Act like your teasing offends me, but secretly I want you to never stop
12. Want you to realize I am hopelessly in love with you

L.S.H.I.F.O.M.U.O.W.I.D.H.A.U.B.I.I.D.I.W.N.I.W. (laughing so hard i fell of my unicorn,oh wait i don't have a unicorn, but if i did,i would name it watson) :DD

Fill in #s 1-12 with names of people from your favorite characters and answer the questions. You can mix shows or not. Your choice.
1. Dobby
2. Fred Weasley
3. George Weasley
4. Luna Lovegood
5. Remis Lupin
6. Mad-eye Moody
7. Grover Underwood
8. Sirius Black
9. Severus Snape
10. Albus Dumbledore
11. Kreacher
12. Saphira
Ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Actually, no. But I bet there's a lot of em out there.
Do you think Four is hot? No, But she's cool.
What would happen if Three got Four pregnant? Ew! Gross...
Do you recall any fics about Nine? Not at the time...
Would Two and Eleven make a good couple? No. WTF?
Five/Eight or Five/Ten? Neither.
Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. "What happens when Dumbledore teaches Geaorge how to not get caught? Let's find out!"
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. "Nature's Comforts"
What might Three scream at a moment of great passion? "$HIT!" Just like the rest of us. :D
If you wrote a song'fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Ummmm... Something about evading the cops... James Bond?
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfic, what would the warning be? WARNING: Randomness ahead...
What might be a good pick-up line for one to use on two? Umm... Idk...
What would happen if One woke you up in the middle of the night? "Uhh, what? What is it this time, Dobby?"
What would happen/what would you do if Three walked into the bathroom while you were showering? "George! Get out of here!"
Four announced he/she was going to marry Nine tomorrow? That... Umm... Wouldn't work you too...
Five cooked you dinner? Thanks Lupin! Um... I like my meat cooked...?
How would you react if Eight got into the hospital somehow? Why would he be in the hospital?
Nine made fun of your friends? Um, No comment, Professor...
Ten ignored you all the time? Nooo!
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would One do? He would eagerly protect me.
You're on vacation with Two and suddenly manage to break your leg. What does Two do? Try to sell me a Weasley product to heal my leg.
It's your birthday. What does Three get you? A large box of Weasley Wizard Weases products. Duh.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Four do? Goes to fetch a Crumple-Horned Snorkack. They have healing powers, you know.
You're about to do something that will make you extremely embarrassed. What will Five do? Go werewolf.
You're about to marry Ten. What's One's reaction? Are you entirely sure of your decision, Master River?
You got dumped. How will Seven cheer you up? He'll give me a tin can.
Which number do you think is the hottest? Two and three. "Wow! We're identical!"
What's your favorite couple? Four/Seven. They're both just so weird!

Percy Jackson Pledge: I promise to remember Percy, whenever I'm at sea (FISHING!),
I promise to remember Annabeth, whenever a spider comes at me (Ooh, a spider, I'm so scared),
I promise to protect nature, for Grover's sake of course (TREE HUGGAS!),
I promise to remember Luke, when my heart fills with remorse (Stupid misguided teens and their stupid drama),
I promise to remember Chiron, whenever i see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride" (PONY!),
I promise to remember Tyson, whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side (Like peanut butter),
I promise to remember Thalia, whenever a friend is scared of heights (JUMP OUTTA DA FRIGGIN PLANE!!! ITS CALLED SKYDIVING FOR A REASON!),
I promise to remember Clarrise, when someone puts up a fight (HAHA! SUCKAS!),
I promise to remember Bianca, whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother (NO! DONT EAT THE GUM OFF THE SIDEWALK!),
I promise to remember Nico, when i see someone who doesnt get along with others (NO! GIVE ME THE BOOK!!),
I promise to remember Zoe, whenever i see the stars (But I see the stars A LOT!! I dont want to have to remember her EVERY time... do I?),
I promise to remember Rachel, whenever a limo passes my car (Styx. I'll be IN dat car, suckas. Just you wait...),
I PROMISE to remember PJO wherever I may go (And I'll be goin' everywhere!!).

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of INSANITY
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

Math: The enemy of all things good.
Roses are red, violets are blue, he's for me, not for you. If by chance, you take my place, I'll take my fist, and smash your face.
"How do you feel, Georgie?"-Mrs Weasley
"Saintlike."-George
"What's wrong with him? Did the blast affect his brain?"-Fred
"Saintlike. You see... I'm holy. Holey, Fred."-George
"That's pathetic, George. Pathetic. With the whole wide world of ear-related humor, and you go with holey?" -Fred
]Single
]Taken
[X]Tired of bull$hit
Look left ->->->->->->->->->You failed.
I turned my phone on "Airplane Mode" and threw it. Worst Transformer ever. >_You left me alone when I needed help. Now you need mine. F* you.
Why do I always have to break my heart so yours will stay OK?
I hate the annoying urge to kiss someone, even if you're not going out.
TeAcher-"How can we keep our school clean?" Student: "By staying home."
Girl-"Mom, can I go out to get some Fresh Air?" Mom-"Yes, but just make sure that Fresh Air drops you back at home at 9pm."
One of the true great mental freedoms is not caring about what others think of you.
My headphones tie themselves in impossible knots just to anger me.
When I was little, the scariest sentence in the orld was "I'm telling on you."
I love when I drop something, then catch it in midair and feel like a ninja.
I am 99% sure you dont like me, but I know 100% I don't give a dam*.
It's always nice when awesome is easy
Oh, Students. Shame on you. He only wanted to be your friend and you exploded him...
Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.-Hermione Granger
I came here to do 2 things: Chew bubblegum and... um... I forgot the other thing...
I came here to do 2 things: Kick ass and drink beer. And we're all outta beer.
My llama ate my sandwich.
I spell sandwich S-A-N-D-W-I-T-C-H because who doesn't want to eat a magical hag? Oh yeah... Me. That's the last time I don't use Spellcheck!
"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!"? Either way, punctuation saves lives.
There's a difference between you and me: One is badass, and the other's just a dumbass. That's me and you, in that order.
HOLY CHIPMUNK! THAT'S AS RANDOM AS A SQUIRREL'S BUTT!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder
A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman"
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes
Bagels are just ugly donuts
No one is crazier than your friends. Except you.
Have you had any friends better than the ones you had when you were twelve? (If you can answer this question yes, message me!)
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone
Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that
Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'.
Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up
Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs
Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
Be yourself. That's crazy enough.
You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.
They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.
The trouble with real life is that there is no background music
I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere
Beware the letter 'Q'. It is the end of everything.
Forecast for tonight: darkness
If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?
I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
Hell is full of musical amateurs
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line
I'm not random I just have many thoughts
I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male.
Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience.
To oppose something is to maintain its existence.
If people lead, the leaders will follow.
Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
If you had a life you would stop talking about mine
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.
Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.
Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.
Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.
I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!
Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.
I have a dream and in it, something eats you.
Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!
Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.
By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 10 minutes of your life
I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday
Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
Wherever there is life there is love
Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?
I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized! Strawberry Laces! Cause not every kid can afford crack!
When you call us * we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!
When a boy tells you to "Suck It!" Just smile and say "Sorry but my mother told me to never put SMALL things in my mouth!"
Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?
HELL- Where all the fun people end up!
I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it!
When I die, I'm going to haunt the * out of you people!
If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
Come to the math side. We have pi.
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun!
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
When you say I'm weird, I laugh because I knew that wayyyy before you did.
Your just jealous 'cause we act stupid in public and people still love us!
Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems!
I'm not weird, your just to normal.
I am this _ freakin awesome. But you're only this much
When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face.
Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty. I sit on the side and laugh 'cause I got a full bottle. Suckaz!

Copy & Paste...
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile, and add your name to this list with your friends names too: Zuria Maylin (which friend do you want? Paige, Brooke, Morgan, Tannis, Emily...)
If you think the PJO movie was EPIC but NOTHING like the book, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile
If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.
If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile
If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile
If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have dreams where you are taken to Camp Half-Blood and you are claimed, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile
If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile. I
f you think that 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they can spread their 6-AM cheer to say, Martians, copy this into your profile.
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. (P.S. If dyslexia is like this, I think I could handle it)
If You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times copy and paste this on your profile.
If You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood copy and paste this on your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile
If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, add this to your signature.
If you agree with me that every word said to insult Justin Bieber in my story The PJO and JB War was 100%, completely true, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Nico says, No. It's 109,567,980,315,568,257% true.) (Justin says, I *censored* hate your *censored* stories. They *censored* suck. Especially the *censored* one about *censored*

137 ways to know you're obsessed with Percy Jackson.
1. You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
2. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
3. Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. (And that's like every day, so I bet he feels popular)
4. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. (When I talk about Harry Potter, I say Percy Jackson. As in, "Percy's first kiss was with Cho Chang. I MEAN, HARRY'S first kiss."
5. You burn food to see if it smells good. (it actually does...)
6. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” (All the friggin time!)
7. You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. (I hope Poseidon likes fish sticks!)
8. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. (NO FREAKIN DUH! Of course!)
9. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… (stupid Charon)
10. Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
11. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… (With all my friggin' heart.)
12. You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. (Dear Posiedon... I am going on a fishing trip with my dad. PLEASE dont kill me.)
13. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. (As a child of Poseidon, This totally applies to me.)
14. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. (That seems smart.)
15. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. (I wish. But nooo... Aphrodite won't even make him realize that he likes me too!)
16. Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. (And I mean EVERYWHERE!!!)
17. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. (Dude, it just got cold! *me nodding knowingly* I hope it never comes to that. *friend* WTF...)
18. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. (Every year. Boo-ya!)
19. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. (No, Thanatos. God of death. Confusing, yes.)
20. You sometimes try to control water. (For a second I think it worked! lol)
21. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. (Um, BEST WAY TO SPEND THREE MONTHS!!!)
22. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. (actually Google Earth, but same difference...)
23. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. (Pretty much.)
24. You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. (And the person wearing it looked at me like, "Uh-huh, look at those nice looking padded rooms.")
25. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. (Lego-Harry Potter, too.)
26. Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. (DUH.)
27. You are a PJO character for Halloween. (No. My friend got to though. I'm the bigger fan, still.)
28. Recite lines randomly from the books. (EAT MY PANTS!!!)
29. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. (NO FREAKIN DUH!)
30. Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. (If only I had cash. Hey, Hermes... any chance you can grab me a bag of cash on your next trip to the Bank of Olympus?)
31. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas (I am not.); ).
32. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. (I'm hoping that they'll make me run real fast in a soccer/softball game...)
33. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. (TRUTH!)
34. You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I'm IN the dreams... as a PJO character or alongside them)
35. You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. (Always.)
36. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. (Yep.)
37. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. (Keep it in my backpack)
38. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. (No. Now I'm disappointed that my aunt didn't move there so I could go look for him all I wanted.)
39. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. (Why not Zeus? And why can't they both work together to make rain for a change?)
40. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (Uh-huh.)
41. You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff. (Not quite yet.)
42. When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" (EVERY time. EVERY time.)
43. In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" (I begged that. I was all like, "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME WE'RE STUDYING GREEK MYTHOLOGY!!!")
44. You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" (Wait, who's Percy? Do people ask that???)
45. When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" (I search Percy on google images and all I get are a bunch of redheaded geeks. What's up with that???)
46. When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore. (Yep.)
47. You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.(So funny. I was sitting with my friends at school, and the teacher asked, "What's two plus x equals three?" and I yelled, "THALIA AND LUKE FOREVER!!!")
48. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies (Always. ALWAYS!)
49. You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. (Please?)
50. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. (Percabeth, who could be irritated about that???)
51. You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: -Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. -Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. -Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. -Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. -Hera- Um, read The Battle of the Labyrinth and you'll understand why.
52. You have ADD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this. (Nope.):
53. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. (Uh-huh. I kept it just in case. She was pissed.)
54. You write fanfiction/stories constantly, even when you're not at your computer. (Yes.)
55. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. (Oh, yes.)
56. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (Please? I'll leave a small pile of mechanical parts outside my house every day for a month! *Hephaestus* Ya got yerself a deal!)
57. You give all your siblings god parents (Younger brother Hermes -annoying little *-)
58. You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. (Wait, why Martians? I just call them Ares kids.)
59. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. (Every time.)
60. You spend time doing pointless research at (Insert website here), just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. (Even if he didn't link it.)
61. You still think Thuke could happen. (It can happen. Because I have an imagination and a fanfiction account.)
62. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. (Yes.)
63. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. (Yeah. Exactly. You don't need to know what I think because I'm paranoid.)
64. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. (EXTENSIVE is an understatement.)
65. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. (Yeah, maybe.)
66. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. (I was just in Kansas, so...)
7. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. (Wait, what? Now I'm REALLY into Percy Jackson!)
68. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. (Pretty much.)
69. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. (yep...)
70. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at the time Thalia almost DID strangle Percy. (And all I could say was, "Annabeth was right!" That brave soul had read the books and was like, "She always is."
71. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. (and Kelpo...I know, lame...)
72. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. (Thankfully he did! ;{D)
73. You lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!!" (And I found it ten seconds later. HE HEARD ME HE HEARD ME!!!)
74. You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And ask all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay
75. You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. (Percy Jackson chatbox. There are eleven that I know of. And they are all funny. Seriously. Read this: SeaweedBrain: Pony 633? Really, Chiron? Pony633: Blame Tyson.)
76. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Always. ALWAYS!)
77. Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. (Not yet.)
78. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians. (It's HYSTERICAL! And no one else knows what we're loling about!)
79. You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. (It's unofficial, but it is SO there.)
80. You get other people obsessed. (Other people got ME obsessed, and then i got my BROTHER obsessed)
81. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. (Yes.)
82. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the Son of Neptune. (AHH! The person who wrote this knows me TOO WELL!)
83. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. (They messed it up too much for me to care. It's still a great movie, though.)
84. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations. (Yes.)
85. Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. (I'm not insane enough to say that the RomeoJuliet sick jokes from Shakespeare aren't my favorite quote(s) of all time ("Whether your tail be long...or short...you can still get a girl on it."))
86. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS (Yes. "YOU'RE AS STUPID AS PERCY!")
87. When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. (Oh, yeah)
88. Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”(I actually told him that. He was the one with the Yankees hat, too. So...yeah, he looked at me like WTF is wrong with you???)
89. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"(Yes. Always. Even Christian friends who are all like, *GASP*)
90. When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (Woot-woot! Let's go Hunters!)
91. When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. (Pretty much)
92. You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. (Not that much of a rabid fangirl)
93. You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" (Hey, people DO this???)
94. You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes (I think it worked for a while)
95. You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. (Always want to check for the tail)
96. You know which pages the good parts are on. (All of them. Especially the last sentence of the second-to-last chapter of The Last Olympian. That's my favorite.)
97. You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
98. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. (EVERY song.)
99. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. (And he's small and black, but COULD be her younger brother... which proves my point.)
100. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Hades. I can control myself very well. But also a bit of Hermes... as I joke around a lot... and pull awesome pranks... But also Athena... seeing as I'm a MAD GENIOUS)
101. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. (Never.)
102. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. (I'm not THAT much of a fan)
103. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. (No, I do it on the paper so that, a, I don't forget, and b, I don't get caught.)
104. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. (Every single one.)
105. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (Not that much, actually.)
106. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. (I did my book report on The Battle of the Labyrinth.)
107. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” (Not the first. After, "What's your name?")
108. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. (No. I think it. And then the boat sinks. (JK!))
109. You curse a god/goddess a lot. ("HOLY FRIGGIN' HESTIA!")
110. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room (Forty-two. I counted.)
111. You know PJO better then most sane people. (Wait, people who don't know PJO are sane??? WHERE IN THE WORLD DOES THIS MAKE SENSE???)
112. You know what you would do if you were Percy. (Um, yeah! Show those Romans what's what!)
113. You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not. (I think he would be a friggin awesome evil spy. But he would also be a great aly to the other good PJO characters...)
114. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. (Oh yeah.)
115. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (I don't have a drachma, though. That sucks rocks.)
116. You give friends and youself a godly parent: Paige... Athena; Petra...Zeus; Morgan... Hermes; Tannis... Dionisus (party animal); Victoria D... Athena/Hephaestus; Victoria H... Hermes
117. You are trying to learn Greek (Not that crazy, but I will...)
118. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. (Or brought them with you...)
119. You think of percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy (Oh, and had a crush on him for the longest time.)
120. You have an instant crush on Nico! (Well... yeah...)
121. You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :-P)
122. You want to learn Latin (Totally.)
123. You copy/paste this onto your profile (DUH, I did that.)
124. Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over (All.)
125. You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to (Not so much... but i will... MWAHAHAHA!)
126. You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO (I give them all the backstory I can. Which is the whole series.)
127. Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree (their all okay with it, since they're PJO obsessed too!)
128. You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them (Umm... Well... remember that movie... The LIghtning Thief... )
129. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess (SOUL: PROPERTY OF HADES. Well... it will be anyways... eventualy...)
130. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this (Duh. *nods and smiles at the computer*)
131. You own every single book (Nope. Wish I did though. I only need the Lost Hero & Son of Neptune!)
132. You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list (WTF, no. It's long enough. I ADDED THE NUMBERS! Well... my friend did...)
133. You call yourself a demigod (And convinced Tannis I WAS one.)
134. You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real (IT IS DORKS! LOL)
135. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO (Yes, I prayed to my dad. He recommended Athena.)
136. Youv'e called someone you know a satyr. (I have called him "satyr." I have called him "elf." I have called him "Malfoy." And those of you who have read Harry Potter know that the last one IS NO COMPLIMENT!)
137. You have AP European History and you wish Annabeth could tutor you about all the architects you have to know. (WHY CAN'T SHE HELP ME?! WHYYYYYY?!?!)
And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, Crash923, Silver Wind Kitsue, Wings of Water- SKYE, 2ndsly, Insane Winged Girl,113crc, xXxMOTAxXx, Chick With Brains, Zuria Maylin, Silena Arya Saphira River, Silena Riva

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies. (They're awesome)
-You love jeans. (eh...)
Dogs are better than cats. (duh.)
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (ISNT THAT AWESOME?!)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (Against. Sadly, no one believes me because they can't find the people i played with anywhere... Here's a hint... they no longer exist...)
Shopping is torture. (Ugh!)
Sad movies suck. (CRYING SUCKS! I hate crying...)
-You own/ed an X-Box. (Nah... But my friend does!)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (What? They're cool!)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (DEATH TO FIRES!)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (DS! HAHA!)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (Who- who said that?)
You watch sports on TV. (Nah... really? *sarcasm*)
Gory movies are cool. (DUH! 300 was awesome!)
You go to your dad for advice. (Sometimes..)
-You own like a trillion baseball caps. (Nah... thats my dad)
You like going to high school football games. (Football is really cool)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (I STILL DO... In hopes of they will one day be worth a lot of $$)
-Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Not really...)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (Yeah...)
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (yeah)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (TOTALLY)
Sports are fun (DUH!)
Talk withfood in your mouth. (Whhattcha *gulp* What ya mean?)
-Sleep with your socks on at night (Not really... I overheat)
TOTAL: 21/25 (What can I say... I probably should have been born a dude.)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (Yeah. Chapstick)
-You love to shop. (NO!)
-You wear eyeliner. (Not really)
-You wear the color pink (I exterminated that color from my closet YEARS ago)
Go to your mom for advice. (It depends...)
-You consider cheerleading a sport. (Why? It's just a bunch of airheads jumping up and down and screaming)
-You hate wearing the color black. (I LOVE the color black...)
You like hanging out at the mall. (It depends what store...)
-You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (Ew. Rather do it at home, if i ever do)
You like wearing jewelry. (Well, if you're talking about my eagle necklace and my chain-link ring... then yes.)
-Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (No. Again, outlawed YEARS ago from my closet)
-Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (No. Why would it be?)
-You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I LOVE STAR WARS! Stupid bunch of prissies that dont like Star Wars. Seesh)
You were in gymnastics/dance? (Ballet. For like a year. They FORCED me to put on makeup for the recital. I quit straight after)
-It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (It takes me a half hour to take a shower... but that's only because I'm writing songs/stories in my head)
You smile a lot more than you should. (Well, DUH! That's because I'm constantly coming up with something HILARIOUS to tell my friends later. Not cuz im an airhead)
-You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (No. Less. And they're running shoes)
You care about what you look like. (When I'm going to see the guy I like... yeah. but otherwise... no.)
You like wearing dresses when you can. (Not so much.)
-You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (No. Why? It makes you stink.)
You love the movies. (Movies are awesome. Transformers Dark of the Moon was WICKED!)
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Well, sorta, but I gave em to school by the time I was in 1st grade.)
-Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (No. I dont even have makeup.)
Like being the star of every thing (It depends on what it is.)
TOTAL: 11/24 (I told you. I probably should have been born a dude.)

PREP
You own a cell phone.
-You own something from abercrombie
-You own something from pacsun
-You own something from Hollister
-You own something from American Eagle (What the heck?!)
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks. (Are you implying that there are people who DON'T?!?)
-You have been called a brat.
-You hate buying things that are on sale
-You have more than one house
TOTAL: 411 (hmmm... not so preppy...)

GEEK
You love the computer. (What else would I play fanfiction on? Oh yeah. My cellphone. Too bad I don't have internet.)
You like Harry Potter (LOVE!)
-You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts (Nope. Haha, suckas.)
You get straight A's. (Come on!?! WHO DOES THAT?!?? ME!!)
You love/like reading. (I like ACTION!/ROMANCE![some]/MYSTERY!/etc...)
You were/are in band (YES! It was fun...)
You don't care what you look like. (Most of the time)
You have a curfew. (Yeah... *sniff, sniff*)
You always do your homework. (Yeah... Because my history teacher is scary!!!)
-You never miss school unless you're sick. (Nah. I miss school to go on vacations!)
TOTAL: 8/10 (Im not THAT much of a geek...)

HARDCORE/SCENE
-You like loud music
-You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
-You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes(FLIP-FLOPS.)
You wear/wore Vans.
-You like the band panic! at the disco (S'okay)
You wear band t-shirts
-People have called you a freak and meant it.
-You love to "hardcore" dance
-hair has been died more than 1 color (highlights!)
TOTAL: 4/10 (I guess not so much as i thought)

ATHLETIC
-You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
-You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number (like a lucky/favorite number. It's 8! Cuz I've been 8 so many times...)
TOTAL: 8/9 (Duh! I AM athletic)

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.
Guy:Your eyes: they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book
Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too
Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone
Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right. I want you to leave
Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger?
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection
Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking
Guy: I want to give myself to you
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts
Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else
(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED!

10 Ways To Annoy People
1. Go Into A Grocery Store And Follow Someone Around Asking, "Guess What?"
2. Go Into A Department Store And Sneak Up On Somebody Who Is Talking On A Cell Phone And Whisper, "Who're Ya Talkin' To?" And When They Say, "Hey Dude, Can I Have A Little Privacy Please?" You Say, "No, 'Cause You're In Public, Bud. You Can't Have Privacy In Public!"
3. Do The Old Trick When You Put Dog Crap In A Bag Then Set It On Fire, And Leave It On Somebody's Doorstep. So If They're Going To Try To Stomp It Out, They Have To Get Dog Crap All Over Their Shoe.
4. Prank Call The Same Person Over And Over Asking Them What Color Their Underwear Is.
5. If You're A Guy, You'll Love This One. Go Into Hot Topic And Pretend To Have A Heart-attack, And When A Hot Blonde Does CPR, Start Kissing Her. (Warning: This One Can Get You Slapped And Maybe A Butt-whooping From Her Boyfriend)
6. Go Into A Public Restroom And Use The Toilet Paper As A Mummy Wrap, And Jump Out Screaming, "Boo!"
7. Come Running Out Of A Restroom Saying To Random People, "Whoa Dude! Come See The Size Of The One I Just Made!"
8. Noisily Chew Gum Behind Someone Who Is Trying To Read, And When They Turn Around, Spit It Out And Hold It Out To Them And Say, "Hey, Want Some? It's Watermelon!"
9. Go Into The Toy Section And Leave A 'Used Diaper' On The Ground And Say, "The Dolly Had An Accident."
10. Go Into A Mall At Christmas Time And Pull Off Santa's Beard Screaming, "Holy Cow! It's A Fake! He Ain't Real!"

9 Things I Find Annoying:
1. People Who Point At Their Wrist While Asking For The Time... I Know Where My Watch Is Pal, Where The Heck Is Yours? Do I Point At My Crotch When I Ask Where The Toilet Is?
2. People Who Are Willing To Get Off Their ButtTo Search The Entire Room To Find The TV Remote Because They Refuse To Get Up And Change The Channel Manually.
3. When People Say, 'Oh You Just Want To Have Your Cake And Eat It Too.' Right! What Good Is Cake If You Can't Eat It?
4. When People Say, 'It's Always The Last Place You Look.' Of Course It Is. Why The Heck Would You Keep Looking After You Found It? Do People Do This? Who And Where Are They? I'm Gonna Kick Their Butts!
5. When People Say While Watching A Film, 'Did You See That?' No Loser, I Spent 12 Dollars To Come To The Cinema And Stare At The Floor.
6. People Who Ask, 'Can I Ask You A Question?' Didn't Really Give Me A Choice There, Did Ya Sunshine?
7. When Something Is 'New And Improved.' Which Is It? If Its New, Then There Has Never Been Anything Before It. If Its An Improvement, Then There Must Have Been Something Before It, So It Can't Be New.
8. When People Say, 'Life Is Too Short.' What The Heck? Life Is The Longest Thing Anyone Ever Does! What Can You Do That's Longer?
9. When You're Waiting For The Bus And Someone Asks, 'Has The Bus Come Yet?' If The Bus Came, Would I Be Standing Here?

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25 Reasons I owe my mother.
1. My mother taught me to APPERCIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3.My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week."
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORSIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about,"
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about weather. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
10. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck."
11. My mother taught me about STAMINA. " You'll sit there until all that spinich is gone."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a millon times. Don't exaggerate."
13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
16. My mother taught me about about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing you eyes, their going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me about RECIEVING. " You are going to get it when we get home."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold."
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come crying to me."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. " When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you

Fun Things To Do On An Elevator. (:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug," then enforce it.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."
FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
Boy: You never asked if I loved you...
Girl: Awww... Do you love me?
Boy: No.

A recent study by USA Today has found that three out of four people make up seventy-five percent of the population. If you understand the humor in this statement, copy and paste this into your profile., and add your name to this list: Zuria Maylin, Silena Arya Saphira River, Silena Riva

Today I answered a question in school. The person behind me called me a nerd. I asked her "What is a nerd?". She said "It's someone who knows things." I asked her how that is an insult. She's still confused. I win.

There are three types of people, those that can count, and those that can't.

A B C D E F G... I will kill your family!
Mow them down with an AK47.
Hope they all go straight to heaven...
HIJKLMNOP... Blame yourself but don't blame me.
You're the theif who stole my book.
I'll stuff your body in a nook...
QRSTUV... I hope you are afraid of me.
Bacause my mind is a dark place.
I'll get you, this is no race...
WXY&Z... I'll get you, just wait and see.
I am here, I'll shoot your head.
I got my book 'cause now you're dead...
ABCDEFG... Now you know: Don't mess with me.

A B C D E F G... demigods are killing me!
One's Percy, other's Annabeth. I guess I deserve their death.
ABCDEFG...demigods are killing me!

Honk to see finger

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair)
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (NEWSFLASH!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Harry Potter: 20 Q's (Paste this onto your profile if you are a HP fan) *IN PROGRESS!!!!*
1. If you could hang out anywhere at Hogwarts, where would it be?
Answer: The Room of Requirement. With whatever I require at that time.
2. Which HP character would you date?
Answer: Ummm... Not so sure...
3. Which HP character is your best friend?
Answer: Hermione. Because we both juggle too much and are exceeding at magic. Luna. Because I am fully aware of the dangers of nargles. (Don't go under mistletoe... It's dull of NARGLES!!!)
4. Which HP character do you hate?
Answer: Umbridge. She is pure malicious EVIL.
5. What is your favorite HP book?
Answer: The Prisoner of Azkaban. The Order of the Phoenix (It's also the LARGEST Harry Potter Book! XD).
6. Which is your favorite HP character?
Answer: Luna. Lupin. Mad-eye Moody. Sirius. Hermione.
7. Who is your favorite Professor?
Answer: McGonnagal. Lupin. Mad-eye Moody. Hagrid. Snape.
8. If Harry walks up to you, what do you do?
Answer: "Hey Harry. Ya got enough of Ginny and Cho?" *we walk away with my arm around his neck in a wrestler hold*
9. You just got 4 tickets to sit in the top box for the Quiddich World Cup. Who do you take?
Answer: Petra. Paige. Morgan. Hermione. (Hermione will have her amazing magical bag. With many other friends inside)
10. You accidently get trapped in Dumbledore's memories. Who gets trapped with you?
Answer: ..."Snape?! What're you doing in here?" "I... Umm... Was poking around Dumbledore's office..." *gasp!* *Snape gets stunned* "Go on..."
11. Professor Bins asks you to be his closest assistant for the rest of the school year, taking on extra responsibilities and adding them to your own. What is your answer?
Answer: No. Not in ever you little- Mmfhh! *Hermione drags me from the room*
12. Favorite HP couple?
Answer: Hermione/Ron (Because NOTHING is complete without the Weasleys!)
13. You have been called to the staff room, where you meet the entire staff. What do you do?
Answer: Heyy wassup? You get my owl about the D.A.? Oh... I forgot... Harry's not leading it anymore. I am. Harry met a... Well... Let's not get into that, shan't we?
14. If you could spend your Friday nights doing something... What would it be?
Answer: Hanging out in... Umm... An awesome place
15. What is your favorite HP quote?
Answer:
16. What is your favorite Harry moment?
Answer: What they should teach us here is how girl's brains work... it'd be more useful than Divination anyway...
17. What is your favorite Hermione moment?
Answer: "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean that's what we've got"
18. What is your favorite Ron moment?
Answer: ("Did you kiss?"... Harry nodded) "HA!" Ron busts out laughing, scaring some second years. Then he was rolling around on the rug and Hermione was disgusted.
19. What is your favorite Professor moment?
Answer:
20. What is your favorite Random moment?
Answer:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
Answer: Probably the Athena cabin: Books, books, and more books! Plus scrolls and everything needed to write books! Or farthest away from supervision. Perferably with a few friends and/or hot guys.
2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
Answer: Ummm... Nico?
3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?
Answer: Rachel and Calypso: We both like someone... but we can't date them for one reason or another... or Annabeth: We'd have endless fun discussing things that you people are too stupid to understand... or Leo. Because sarcasm is my best friend.
4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
Answer: Probably... Hera. Stupid Hera.
5. Your Favorite PJatO book?
Answer: I love em all! How couldn't I? That'd be a strict violation of the SNSSN code!
6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?
Answer: I love em all. No way to decide, because when I choose one... another part of me will scream at me and say "THAT ISNT YOUR FAVORITE!!! IT'S _ (insert name here)".
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
Answer: Umm... Same with the favorite character. I WILL NOT LET MYSELF CHOOSE!!!
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
Answer: Throw my arms around him and ask, "Where have you been? Wanna grab some fish and chips?"
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
Answer: EVERYONE I KNOW!!! (I'll enchant my bag (like Hermione's bag) and take my friend Petra. When we get to our seats... I'll let the cat(Crookshanks!) (& everyone I brought) out of the bag.
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...Who got stranded with you?
Answer: Umm... Nico. He can shadow-travel us outta there. Or someone funny. It would prevent them from being my next meal. Well, that is, if I was hungry. Or my crush...
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
Answer: HADES NO! YOU GONE INSANE?!?!?!?! *Pushes said friend in front of him* Go make some heroes guys.
12. Favorite PJatO Pairing? Answer: Prachel... Perso (Percy & Calypso)... Thuke... MWAHAHAHAHA...
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
Answer: WHY IN YOU (Hades) ARE WE HERE? *Posiedon* We were just here to give you a wish, daughter. *Me* Thanks Neptune! I wish for... UNLIMITED WISHES!!! *Zeus* Styx! We should've known that these demigods were a stickler for wishes... after that Jackson boy... *Me* Thanks! *Hades* ... -scowls- You're... welcome...
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
Answer: *Last friday night...* Sorry... I got distracted... So! I would probably go with hanging out/singing around the campfire with the Apollo cabin, maybe with a few friends and/or hot guys.
15. Favorite PJatO Quote?
Answer: "FLAME ON!" & "I'll have a cheeseburger... and... AH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket!"
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
Answer: Page 203 of BotL
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
Answer: If Annabeth is a daughter of Athena, then shouldn't she know better than to fall off a cliff?
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?
Answer: Ummm... Idk. Maybe when... Oh! Khione got mad at Leo for calling her hot... ;D & Here, have a sandwich. Here, make a wish. Sorry, can't help you. *Poof!*
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
Answer: When he ate the hackey sack. (Well, it was an apple)
20. Favorite Random Moment?
Answer: When Leo started laughing about how Butch was the son of a rainbow goddess and loved the Pegasi!

Happy Hogwarts Birthday!
It's Neville's Birthday... and the whole school's turned out for thae party! Dumbledore, Snape, and Hagrid get drunk. Harry, Ron, and Hermione sing Happy Birthday with Dumbledore (to Neville). But this isn't your average Haaaaapyy Biiiirthdaayy... It's MAGICAL!
Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Hogwarts Birthday!
Magic wizard Birthday!
Fun wizard happy Birthday Fun, fun, fun, fun!
Magic flavor Birthday cake!
Wizard wishes you will make!
Happy Birthday dance with everyone!
2, 3, 4!
Birthday magic wand!
Party happy Birthday!
Wizard party school!
Magic magic wizard magic party!
Gryffindor!
Party more!
Hufflepuff!
Wizard stuff!
Ravelclaw!
Heyll naw!
Pretty sure that's everybody!
Happy Hogwarts Birthday!
Wizard school party!
Children eating cake inside their mouths!
Hogwarts lesson #1!
Never not be having fun!
Children eating cake inside their moooouuuuuuuthssss!!!!

The Elder Swear Dumbledore teaches Harry, Hermione, and Ron the Elder swear! Randomness commences!
Your mother is a BEEP BEEP BEEP loramitzum BEEP BEEP agmitum venium BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP golav BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP hippopotmas BEEP BEEP BEEP repuplican BEEP BEEP BEEP in daniel van cilf BEEP BEEP BEEP in a bucket of BEEP BEEP BEEP in a castal far away were no one can here you BEEP BEEP BEEP soup BEEP BEEP BEEP with a bucket of BEEP BEEP BEEP micky mouse BEEP BEEP BEEP and a stick of dinamite BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP magical BEEEEEEEEEEEP ALAKAZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (Or this)
1. Get 24 random boxes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts:
1) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office. (What if I make up my own song?)
2) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar. (But it was a BIRTHDAY present!)
3) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. (Styx! Now I have to get my money back from Fred...)
4) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month." (When the full moon comes around... Lupin makes a funny sound... And he- What? Oh, sorry...)
5) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work." (But Sprout gave me the assignment! What? No! That is NOT a forged note on a breakfast napkin!)
6) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. (rofl i can sooo picture Ron doing that and making it bite Draco's nose :D lol)
7) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it. (What if it's the tickle spell?)
8) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. (Awww!!!)
9) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day." ( And people would want to hug a Slitherin... Why?)
10) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor. (But its so much fun!!)
11) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort. (Struggling...too...hard...must...say...it...!)
12) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy. (But he gets lonely up there! I have yet to find a child of Apollo that is eaten by the brute though...)
13) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling. (Well... Are they?)
14) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full." (And that's why i try to plug the taps after filling up the bathtub.)
15) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. (Okay... I don't get this one...)
16) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. (Beater: So sorry! *WHACK!*)
17) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends." (Then can I call them CLEVER bookends?)
18) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" (I am all for SPEW. Why would I do such a thing?)
19) I will not lick Trevor. (Okay, who came up with this one? I want to know the meaning of this...)
20) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween. (But can I dress up as a pale, ugly wizard whose face strongly resembles a snake?)
21) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously. (If I had a nickel for every time I heard, "Snape has such a great sense of humor", I'd have to dance in the streets to get dinner on the table)
22) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions. (But it's so much FUN!)
23) But yes, I will do it all anyway (Duh!)

MOST IMPORTANTLY (READ READ READ READ AND READ THIS PART OF MY PROFILE): If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.