Hey there :D,

Born: March.

Currently studying in Xth grade.

Age: Fifteen

Okay so I suck at introductions. Partly because I'm too awesome to be describing it in words ( another fact about me - I'm not exactly the modest type :P ) and partly because, well, I don't know what to write.

I love: watching movies or T.V., listening to any kind of music, playing my guitar, sleeping ( I'm probably the laziest girl that ever walked this earth ), reading Fanfics, eating (I live to eat, but you wouldn't believe it if you saw me since every person has called me thin, and No, I am not anorexic), writing, criticising my country (I am pretty sure one day they are gonna kick me out for the lack of Patriotism), sneakers, balloons, Novels (they are like oxygen to me), myself, boots, randomness, football, cricket, basketball, Harry Potter, Hunger games, Eminem, Coldplay, LP,The list goes on and on and ONNN.. =)

I hate: having a writer's block, \Robert "Yikes" Pattinson, Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, Umbridge, flip flops, high heels(partly, because I can't walk in them :P), kids (they keep on whinig and drooling and crying ALL day, and I am sure they are pure evil behind those deceptive cute faces), green vegetables, Physics, and the list goes on and on again. :P

(No offence intended to people with the aforementioned list)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile,

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with a TV or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs. Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs.

Have you ever wondered...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouths closed?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juicemade with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquidmade with real lemons?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheepshrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?

I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bi-sexual, gay, lesbian, rich or poor.

If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that. - Eminem.

When I'm 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I'll be reading Harry Potter. And my family will say to me, "After all this time?" And I will say, "Always."- Alan Rickman.

Umm...I'll keep posting my stories. I hope you guys will review. Constructive criticism and Appreciation both will be welcomed. :)

Anyways, I'll only post stories because I haven't yet discovered my very talent of writing poems, which by the way I don't think I supposedly have.

I'm not completely amazing at writing but it's worth a try. :)

Feel free to PM me whenever you like :D

Love,
Jo.