DFTBA

For those of you who need to contact me, my email adress is larson.corbin @ gmail.com

"Thou speak'st aright;
I am that merry wanderer of the night.
I jest to Oberon and make him smile
When I a fat and bean-fed horse beguile,
Neighing in likeness of a filly foal:
And sometime lurk I in a gossip's bowl,
In very likeness of a roasted crab,
And when she drinks, against her lips I bob
And on her wither'd dewlap pour the ale."

-A Midd-Summer Night's Dream

Feel free to check out my Fanfiction, "Merry Wanderer of the Night." I have a couple good stories on there.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2328041/Merry_Wanderer_of_the_Night

And BLAHAHHAHAHHAHHA

Favorite book: Where the Red Fern Grows

Favorite song: Time to Dance by Panic! at the Disco

Favorite artist: I don't really have a favorite. I listen to so many different things. I like SOME mainstream stuff, but mostly unsigned punk or alternative bands. Lots of heavy metal, and some musical theater and folk. God that sounds bizarre.

Favorite Play: Midsummer Night's Dream

Favorite musical: A Very Potter Sequel

and lotsa other stuff I can't remember

Sayings about writing and writers that I think are either beautiful, or completely true.

The story I am writing exists, written in absolutely perfect fashion, some place, in the air. All I must do is find it, and copy it. Jules Renard, "Diary," February 1895

Words - so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them. Nathaniel Hawthorne

Do not put statements in the negative form.
And don't start sentences with a conjunction.
If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a
great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all.
De-accession euphemisms.
If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
Last, but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.
William Safire, "Great Rules of Writing"

Every writer I know has trouble writing. Joseph Heller

You write to communicate to the hearts and minds of others what's burning inside you. And we edit to let the fire show through the smoke. Arthur Polotnik

Okay, I could go on forever, but I'll stop here. Actually, no I can't, that's just my lame excuse for why I'm not going to.