Hiya! Yoyo gangster dawgs!

I'm Daughter of a Hooker! I'm angsty! I'm hyperactive! I love ponies and monkeys and the number 42 and Russian accents! NOW HERE'S MORE!

Age: Hm...guess.

Gender: Well, I am a daughter. Figure it out.

Name: My friend LILLIE (cough cough) and I have the same name, except I spell it differently. Use your brain.

Books: PJO, Harry Potter, Tuck Everlasting, anything by Bill Bryson, Thirteen Reason Why & The Future of Us, The Outsiders, Chronicles of Narnia, Jane Eyre, Hunger Games, The House of the Scorpion (Nancy Farmer=awesome), Gone Series, The Giver, The Secret Series, books on travel and things. :3 A lot of books, yes. Fred Fredburger, yes.

TV: Merlin, Monk, Victorious, Gravity Falls, Phineas and Ferb, House of Anubis (long story, don't ask), Animal Planet in general, Millionaire Matchmaker, Big Brother, Amazing Race, Hotel Hell, Hell's Kitchen, Master Chef, Long Island Medium, others. Reality TV is cool, guys.

Movies: The Princess Bride (I can quote it word for word, seriously...), Inception, National Treasure, Back to the Future, movies of my favorite books.

Likes: Books, Canada, slash/yaoi/etc, drawing, poetry, writing, sports, (for some unfathomable reason) school, Gordon Ramsi, Colin Morgan, pandas, foreigners, the interwebz, orange beads shaped like feet, Pepsi Cola, friends, quotes, movies, my kindle, fanfiction, Severus Snape, Micheal Phelps, velociraptors, The Oatmeal, and Google.

Dislikes: Everything else.

Other: Well, I like to start sentences with the word 'well'. Most of the time, my pre-beta writing is clunky and sad. I'm a sporadic updater. I'm really close to being scene, but I'm not...yet. I am a bisexual fishy, deal with it. I think school is pretty boss. I am a vegetarian for the kicks. I have too many fake boyfriends to list. I love Panic! at the Disco, Skillet, My Chemical Romance, etc. I play lots of sports and the viola. I've read 'Just Because' by Ryette twice. I'm on fanfiction under the same name. I love meatless meat, math, and traveling. I'm a Slytherin because I'm ambitious and badass. I won NaNoWriMo this year. I'm sexy and I know it. My best friend rocks. I make earrings and I'm awesome for a living. That's it. Yeah.

Where I Am: My NaNoWriMo (I'm a YWP member-and I won! YAY ME!)

My Fanfiction (Under the same username!)

Upcoming Stories:

Mr. Gatecrasher: Marcus' (former) best friend, Mathias Hansen, is getting married. Tonight. And since he wasn't exactly invited, Marcus does the one thing he can do: gatecrashes, whilst posing as Mathias' friends' girlfriend (and wearing a dress). But things don't exactly go as planned. Also, a duck, Alf Hansen the Prodigy, and a tree named Artur the Arbor.

Dreams: Cara is a logician. Cara misses her fathers. Cara misses her twin. Cara is an orphan. Well, that one's not actually true. But she's in foster care anyway. And there's something up with her new guardians. She might be able to focus on it if she wasn't falling apart piece by piece. WIP.

Liar, Liar: Anwir’s life is just one big, murky brown lie puddle. Lie puddles are not good things. He should know. Then Connor jumps headfirst into Anwir’s existence and his lie puddle turns from brown to, well, rainbow, because it was love at first dog-knocked-me-over. Anwir tells himself lies, too, but that he isn't gay isn't one of them...right? SLASH m/m.

Whoa, you read this far. Glad you care.