Author has written 5 stories for Horror, General, Life, Nature, and Thriller.
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about me of course...
Hey, I am Chris I am twenty years young. I believe that my inner core is expression. I am very artistic and therefore I show myself through painting, drawing, writing, acting, and singing. It also applies to me being passionate as a lover and a person. I am Expression. I have different messages to send out and that is what is unique about me and what sparks my personality to glow and while I may be shy, the messages I send; people will understand and therefore understand me. Also, I am the only son of a family of four. I have three older sisters. We may not all get along, but I love them nevertheless. I am an ole fashioned type of guy. In my book family and friends, come first. I am happy as long as they are happy. I stand up for them always! I am also gay and proud of who I am. I am but an artist, an author, an actor and a singer. I share my emotions and soul in the form of Art that is what I love doing. Life without Art would be colorless. As a wise man once said, "Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures." Henry Ward Beecher That is all for now if you want to know more just hit me up. I am as open as a book once I get to know you that is. Well, thanks for reading my bio. I hope you have a nice day! :)
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Also I write stories.
Mostly vampire things amoung other fantasy things.
That's... pretty much it.
By the way I am gay and proud of it. :)
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.
You can also find me on Fanfiction.net under: BlueEyedVampire92
Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?
Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda"
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.
People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual. FEAR ME!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
Smile. It confuses people.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!
At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny?
Behold the mighty...Chihuahua?
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."
"Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that."
"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate."
"It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."
"I'm not afraid of Death. What’s he going to do, kill me?"
"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can ever be taught."
It's so horribly sad. Why is it I feel like laughing?
"Does my being half naked bother you?"
"And I flung myself off a cliff."
"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn"- (Rhett Butler)- Gone With The Wind
"Oh yes, this is a perfect time for an English lesson! Can we conjugate verbs next?"- (Jack Sparrow) Jack Sparrow: The Pirate Chase
"Not sure I deserved that?"- (Jack Sparrow) Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
"It's called an opportune moment, Liz. He'll be all promoted and stuffy, then he'll get Father's permission to take you on a stroll. Then he'll take your hands, look deep into your limpid blue” Rebecca Swan
"Brown." Elizabeth Swan
"Brown eyes and say 'Miss Swan...Elizabeth...will you marry me?'" Rebecca Swan, Yawping Stance's Baby Swan.
"Besides, there will be sharp, pointy objects, guns, and fire. I believe you remember the last time that I was around sharp objects, guns, and fire, don't you?" Rebecca Swan, Yawping Stance's Baby Swan.
"Rebecca, I thought I told you to go home." Will turner
"You did." Rebecca swan
"So...Why are you on this ship?" Will Turner
"Because you're not my father and you can't tell me what to do." Rebecca Swan, Yawping Stance's Baby Swan.
"Fire counts as a weapon, you know." Will Turner
"No it doesn't!" Captain Jack Sparrow
"With her it does!" Will Turner
"No. No fire involved." Jack Sparrow,Yawping Stance's Baby Swan.
"It's this or the brig, Signet! It's not that bad, Signet! It's better than latrine duty, Signet! Blah blah blah!" Rebecca Swann, Yawping Stance's Baby Swan.
"Latrine duty! What latrine? There is nolatrine! I hate you!" Rebecca Swan, Yawping Stance's Baby Swan.
"He looks mean." "He can be. He's also ugly, bossy, and rude. He smells funny. He has a weird obsession with that monkey. He's-" "Right behind you." Christine Sparrow and Jack Sparrow, Captain Roxxi's Be With You.
"Um...ahoy there? Avast ye...salty...wench?" Alex Sparrow, insane.lil.piratess's Lost Memories.
"Cutler Beckett, I've heard a lot about you, as well. I must confess that I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little taller." Marie Sparrow, FantasyBard's PotC: At World's End.
Elizabeth: There will come a moment when you have a chance to do the right thing. Jack: I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by... POTC: Dead Man's Chest
Pintel: You know you can't read! Ragetti: It's the Bible. You get credit for trying! POTC: Dead Men's Chest
Lord Beckett: "You're mad!" Jack Sparrow: "Thank goodness for that, if I wasn't, this'd probably never work." POTC: At Worlds End
"My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled." Jack Sparrow
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends; if it's not them, it's you.
I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.
I used all my sick days so I called in dead.
Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!
An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!
Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.
Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.
The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!
If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.
"Not only is life a bitch, but it keeps having puppies."
"My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm."
"No I won’t go to hell! I’ve got a restraining order."
"Whoever said 'words cannot hurt me' never got hit in the head with dictionary."
"Nunquam lamiae morde me dice.- Never say 'bite me' to a vampire."
"Voted most likely not to give a damn."
"We laugh at cats because they poop in a box, but they laugh because we clean that box."
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to."
"If everything is going wrong and you’re laughing then you already know who to blame."
"There is a universal thought everyone has while looking down the barrel of a fully loaded rifle... "Shit."
"NORMAL- in terms of mental health, it varies from state to state."
"Don’t think of it as being outnumbered, I think of it as a wide target selection."
"Hell was full so I came back."
"FAMILY- is like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts."
"I live on the corner of kiss my ass and no friggin way!"
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
I'm the type of person who will burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday.
I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it
The trouble with life is that there's no background music.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
"We're only young once so let's MESS it up right,"
"I know I live in my own little world but it's okay they love me here,"
"I'm not mean I just say things most people would keep in their heads,"
"I didn't hit you, I simply high fived your face,"
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain,"
"Some times it's better not to question your friend just help them dump the body in the river,"
"It's a beautiful day now watch some FREAK MESS it up,"
"Don't cry for someone who won't cry over you,"
"Isn't it ironic? We ignore who adores us, adore who ignores us, hurt who loves us and love who hurts us,"
"You are single make the best of it, it doesn't mean you're not good enough, it means no one is good enough for you,"
"Haters only hate things they can have people they cant be it's just a little thing called jealousy,"
"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them,"
"He told me it was either him or Twilight; I'm going to miss him,"
"If you run I'll catch you, if you hide I'll find you, when we fight I'll hurt you,"
"Friends ask why you're crying, best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry,"
"Friends don't let friends do silly things... alone"
"I'm very proud of myself whenever I resist the urge to kill someone,"
"I want someone that knows I'm completely insane and wouldn't want it any other way,"
"Don't fall for someone unless they're ready to catch you,"
"I'll never try to fit in, I was born to stand out,"
"Unless you've lived my life don’t judge me because you don’t know, never have and never will know everything and detail about me,"
"What would I be without my beat friends? Probably normal,"
"Be strong now, It may stormy now but it can't rain forever,"
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
You know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
It’s always the last place you look. Well duh!! Why would I keep looking after i found it smartness!!
You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is we notice when we're doing it.
The faster I write the better my output. If I'm going slow, I'm in trouble. It means I'm pushing the words instead of being pulled by them.
Writer's block occurs when characters become sick of the shit author's put them through.
pass theribbonaround if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer
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If you're a fan of Jacob Black, save a dog, adopt a werewolf.
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-Is it a fact of life that all hot guys are named Jake or Paul.
You don't need to drink to be cool; you need to be cool to not drink.
If you think Christians are weak, try standing out from the crowd, try saying no while everyone else says yes, try loving those everyone else hates and try to stand tall in a world that hates you.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
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Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune
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Jacob Black is our own personal brand of heroine.
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98 of teens do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
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I Love Horses! if you do too, paste this into your profile.
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I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (Copy and paste this in your profile if you are a Pirate!)
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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
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