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A few things about MOI: I am a CHRISTIAN (Lutheran, to be precise) and will NEVER deny God. I am a MAJOR Gleek. I'm a proud American, and live in Michigan. Several games of MASH say my future husband is Darren Criss. I often speak in CAPS LOCK! I have an older sister (Rose Silverpen here on FF). I like sparkly stuff. I'm certifiably insane. My best friend Courtney says that Glee's Kurt wears woman pants, but I think he's very manly (kinda). I'm a girl. I wear glasses, which I need. I love God, Jesus, my church, my pastor, Newsboys, Francesca Battestelli, Glee, Harry Potter, NCIS, the Total Drama series, books, my friends, my family, Phineas and Ferb, Regular Show, Taylor Swift, the Percy Jackson series, and YOU, for caring enough to come here. I dislike Twilight, Justin Bieber, certain people I know that shall remain nameless, yaoi/ yuri pairings except Klaine and Brittana, terrible spelling/ grammar, and most vegetables. My seventh grade math class was amazingly amazing, as it involved ten 12/ 13/ 14 year olds. My best friends are Courtney, Sammy, Margareta, Gracie, Emma, Marie, and other people. One of my best Fanfiction friends is ChloeRhiannonX. Go read her stuff! I normally hate yaoi/ yuri, but for Klaine and Brittana I shall make an exception. I'm (sadly) a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to grammar, so if you see me leaving a long rambly grammar lesson in a review, I'm really sorry. I don't swear, unless you count freaking/ freakin'/ frickin. Not even in stories. I'll say things like darn, gosh, heck, etc. My mom calls me adorkable, and she has a point. I play violin. I think that Darren Criss (A Very Potter Musical (AVPM) and Sequel (AVPS)) is a WAY better Harry Potter than Daniel Radcliff (original HP). I have a love/ hate relationship with my iPod. If I didn't have it, my life would suck. However, 'tis extremely spastic. I'm not sarcastic AT ALL! I'll TRY to provide stories for a wide variety of interests, but they'll mostly be Glee/ Klaine. My godly parent is Posiedon, Athena, Zeus, or Hades. I'm unhealthily obsessed with Glee. I'm a unicorn.
Courtney (Total Drama Action): I want a prize!
Beth (Total Drama Action): I'm gonna chop you into little teriyaki bits!
Izzy (TDA): Explosivo is loco for boom-boom!
Owen (same): Don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry!
Kowalski (Penguins of Madagascar): CANDY, CANDY!!!
Chris (Total Drama Action): It's storytime, with Uncle Chris.
Noah (Total Drama World Tour): And there goes my pelvis.
Kowalski (Penguins of Madagascar): Wow. We are really good looking! Mmm-hmm.
Chris (TDWT): How does that happen?!?!
Mort (POM): I took the subway!
Julian (Penguins of Madagascar): How dare you insult my gloriously peanut-shaped head?!?!
Alejandro (TDWT): My brother is not a wild animal. He just as a few… quirks!
Chris (same): Chattier, blabbier, can't-shut-up-ier!
Kowalski(PoM): I could pull… this branch!!!
Katie (My friend's dream): I made it for the Brady Bunch!
Phineas (Phineas and Ferb): Permanescan sentados, por favor! (Remain seated, please)
Blaine (Glee): If he and I got married, the Gap would give me a 50% discount.
Chris (Total Drama World Tour): It's like paintball! Only with naps!
Mercedes (Glee: The Beginning): Who died and made you Simon Cowell?
Dustin Goolsby (Glee): My kids are at least attractive, yours look like they haven't been baked properly.
My friend Margareta: Thankfully you're not a brick.
Phineas (Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the Second Dimension): “So you've discovered your pet is a secret age-” I don't want your pamphlet!
Percy (Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Last Olympian): And I'm supposed to get my stupid soul reaped.
Grover (PJO:TLO): As I recall, in the old times we almost died a lot.
George (PJO:TLO): Too busy for rats? That's just sad.
Piper (Heroes of Olympus: The Lost Hero): Yes, I'm talking to a bunch of earthen tendrils. This isn't weird at all.
Gleeson (HoO:TLH): I don't try to be awesome. It just comes natural.
Kurt (on screen): Blaine Warbler...
My sister: You're more bizarre than a lampshade.
Spencer (iCarly): You know, bathing isn't the answer to everything!
Frank (Heroes of Olympus: The Son of Neptune): You, Hazel Levesque, are entirely freaking incredible.
Percy (HoO:TSoN): He just said ‘I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.’
Frank's grandmother (HoO:TSoN): They want to cook you and eat you, which is ridiculous. You'd taste terrible.
Percy (HoO:TSoN): Hazel, I am seriously going to wash your horse's mouth with soap.
Tyson (HoO:TSoN): You are not dead! I like it when you are not dead!
Spencer (iCarly): *dramatically* Through the door, teacher lady!
Carly (iCarly): iCarly.
Miss Ackerman (iCarly): You set me up!
Kurt (Glee: The Beginning): I'm your costume designer/life coach/only person who will put up with you.
Romans 3:23-24 (the Bible): ...for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God and all are justified freely by His grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.
ChloeRhiannonX. Chloe, you have been awesome since I stumbled across your stories way back when. When I'm rich, I'm going to visit you and Aaron in Wales. I love you so much and therefore dedicate part of my life to you.
i am fangluver. Erin, you know me as pomtdwt. I check Fashionably Ill all the time. You are crazy, and random, and I dedicate a portion of my fanfiction life to you.
Rose Silverpen. Rose, you're not the greatest sister ever (oh shut up, you know it's true). Let's face it; neither am I! But you read stuff I shove in your face, and you survive through my ramblings, and so I dedicate part of my stories to you.
Anyone can play an instrument. It takes a combination of practice, patience, and talent to play it well.
Feel free to offer plot carrots (prompts) to my hungry plot bunnies (ideas). If they like it, I'll let you know.
“You scream like a girl!” What does a boy scream like? Here's where I rant. I thought this world, or at least this country, was over sexism! And yet... well, Kurt's the greatest evidence. “That's a girl song!” “Those are girl clothes!” Why is it girls can wear “boy clothes” but boys can't wear “girl clothes”? Ugh.
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God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST. If you agree, please, do copy and paste.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do it at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe in God copy this into your profile.
If you've ever created an OC character, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. if you’re part of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow 929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, DarthKenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster, EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, 4 a. m. and me aren't friends, KlaineLuneville
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn’t cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you’re part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you're the type to, upon hearing the cancellation of FanFiction, march straight up to the person responsible and brutally beat them to a pulp with your writer's block, copy and paste this onto your profile. And make sure to add your name, just in case we need to form a union ~ TellMeSomethinIDon'tKnow, KlaineLuneville
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.
If you can't stop putting these things on your profile,copy and paste this to your profile!
If you like exclamation marks,copy and paste this to your profile!
If you have so many copy and paste thingys on your profile you accidentally put the same ones,copy and paste this to your profile.
No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.
If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, anime-adorer2006, WinterLoveSong,otherrelmwriter,suzyq85, tdwtrulz, KlaineLuneville
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
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If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!
The white man said, “Colored people are not allowed here.”
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: “Listen sir… when I was born, I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I’m sick I’m BLACK, when I go in the sun I’m BLACK, when I’m cold I’m BLACK, when I die I’ll be BLACK. But you sir, when you’re born you’re PINK, when you grow up, you’re WHITE, when you’re sick, you’re GREEN, when you go in the sun, you turn RED, when you’re cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?”
If you truly believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Jesus is your savior, copy and paste this into your profile.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t re-post it?
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
I’m a Christian and proud of it!! If you are a Christian please copy & paste this and then add your name here: Riku’s Music Lover, libithewolf, Spottedpaw13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, 4 a. m. and me aren't friends, KlaineLuneville
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination.
Come join the dark side. (We have cookies).
"You just have to live your life not caring what they think and shake off the drama." If you don't care what other people think about you, Copy and Paste this on your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.
If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever done anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile.
IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Welcome to the dark side! Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you and your friends every conversation is about how hot Edward is and how you wish you were Bella or a vampire. Crazy is when cut off someone mid sentence and start rambiling about whether it would hurt for Edward if he got kicked in the nuts by another vampire. Crazy is when you yell at someone but look in the mirror at the same time. Crazy is when you pick up straws in the middle of McDonnalds and use them as weapons for a 'fight to the death' with your little sister. Crazy is when you could honestly care less whether or not your homework gets done before you read for hours on end. Crazy is when you read the lyrics: Domo arogto Mr. Roboto, and start singing that for half an hour in your sister's room just to annoy her. Crazy is when you dream about shoeboxes attacking you. Crazy is when you stay up until 2 a.m. reading a book, then get up at 5 a.m. to keep reading, and then your dad wonders if you are all right in the brain. Crazy is when you and your friend actually start naming your Goldfish and throwing them at people or squishing them if you don't like the person they are named after. Crazy is when you stare at a wall, then tell your mom that the wall didn't give you a hamburger. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list
Interesting things to do at a department store:
1. Set all the alarm clocks in an electronics department to go off at 5 minute intervals.
2. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... or thought of doing some of these things... XD
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe, Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity, Past The Point Of No Return, Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, fictionfreak93, gamingfreak95, DxS Phreak, Nikky Phantom of the Opera, Torgi Frin, Sydsas,fallenfaeangel, Mrs Optimus Prime, HarryAbbot, AnnaConda1209, KlaineLuneville
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile
98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquito's giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you agree that the Twilight series is a bunch of CRAP, and Harry Potter could pwn it in his SLEEP, copy and paste. Maybe the truth will spread to Stephanie Myers. Or J. K. Rowling. And then add your name. KlaineLuneville
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
>Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
>He told his friends that it was cool,
>And when he pulled the trigger back,
>It shot with a great, huge crack.
>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
>I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
>When I went to school that day,
>I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
>When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
>And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
>Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
>And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
>Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
>But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
>I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
>Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
>But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
>When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
>please listen to me if you would,
>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
>I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
>I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
>Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
>And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would, don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on, maybe people will cry, just keep this in your heart, for the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you even tried." - Unknown
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
If you've ever written a copy and paste thingy, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you probably have repeated copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. (I do like it, though.)
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the poor leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you think you make lame "copy and paste" thingys, copy and paste.
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If you don't curse, copy and paste this to your profile
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
Waking Up: What Kind of Fool. I'm a fool to wake up!
First Day At School: Bills, Bills, Bills. It's my first day at school and I'm paying bills?
Falling In Love: Defying Gravity. Maybe.
Fight Song: Pure Imagination. I'm fighting while imagining?
Breaking Up: As if we Never Said Goodbye. This is a reverse breakup song!
Prom: No Air. Maybe...
Life is Good: Sweet Caroline. It's possible...
Mental Breakdown: Dream a Little Dream. I don't know...
Driving: Taking Chances. No...
Flashback: Dream On. This isn't necessarily a flashback song.
Getting Back Together: Tell me Something Good. Sure.
Wedding: Safety Dance. Yeah, at the bride and groom dance.
Paying the Dues: Rose's Turn. Hmm... no.
The Night Before The War: Candles. Great. The power's out right before a war.
Final Battle: Don't Stand so Close to me / Young Girl. Yeah! Don't stand so close, you're gonna kill me!
Moment of Triumph: Keep Holding On. Maybe.
Death Scene: Hey Soul Sister. So my husband already found a new soul sister?
Funeral Song: Don't Stop Believin'. Uh, no!
End Credits: Smile (Lily Allen). Smile!?!? I'm DEAD! I hate this movie.
Okay, the last person who did this wrote what her movie would be like. I did a different one earlier, and here it is!: The Crazy Girl. This is the movie about a girl named Caroline (not my real name, but you'll see why). It opens up with I Feel Pretty / Unpretty. She wakes up, and Can't Fight This Feeling (what feeling, I dunno). She falls in love with a guy named Adam (idk why) and asks him to pay her Bills, Bills, Bills. A fight breaks out, and he sings Sweet Caroline to cheer her up. Later, she gets together with him, but breaks up with him because he's an Animal. It's Prom! Prom Queen Caroline tells everyone to “Raise Your Glass!” She decides that life is good, and, at Prom, tells everyone that “My Life Would Suck Without You!” But then Caroline has a mental breakdown and sees that someone decided to Light up the World. She drives home from Prom and tells her Prom date, Roger, that “I Want to Hold Your Hand.” She then gets a flashback, and decides that Adam is The Only Exception to her anti-love rule. She gets back together with him in the hospital. Caroline's there because she learned to never drive when you just had a mental breakdown and a flashback, and Adam's there to visit her. She's in Misery. Later, they get married! Caroline tells Adam to “Stop! In the Name of Love.” Adam tells Caroline to “Free Your Mind.” When they live together, she thinks she's Lucky because, even though she pays bills, she has a home and husband. Somehow, Cadam (Caroline and Adam) get stuck in a war. She decides that, even though she might die, She's Had the Time of Her Life. It's the final battle! Adam decides that, if he makes it out alive, he wants to be a Billionaire. Caroline just killed a bad guy! “One Love!” she cries. “People, Get Ready!” Sadly, she dies soon after. “One Less Bell to Answer,” Adam sighs. “But A House is not a Home.” It's Caroline's funeral, and Roger, her evil ex-boyfriend, fills the air with a bunch of Silly Love Songs. The movie ends here, and we can hear Caroline's voice singing “As if We Never Said Goodbye,” preparing for the sequel in which she comes back to life.
Directions: Look for the word yup in this! And if you could find it, copy and paste this in your profile! it really IS in there! im serious!
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--
No means no!
Guy: "Can we have sex now?"
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Because you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.
5 minutes pass...
Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop!"
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what? I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.
An hour passes...
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.
2 months later...
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me? I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."
The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...
Girls, if this story touched you, put this in your profile as "No means no!"
Guys, if this story pisses you off, put in your profile as "I'll kill any idiot who would do this to my girl!"
On that happy note, thanks for reading. Please check out my stuff. Okay, seriously, I need something happy here. Um, Glee season three will premiere before you read this? Cookies? Klisses? Other Klaine products? Um... yeah I got nothing.
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