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Author has written 20 stories for General, Humor, Love, and Humor. Welcome to my nut house. Here, I will try to serve you whatever crazed images my brain churns out. | |||||||||
1. The Woman with the Vacant Stare reviewsA poem for February... All about a man, and his love for something that can never be his.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-19-06 - Published: 1-19-062. Carol of the Cards reviewsHark hear the cards! Small Plastic cards. The seem to say, Look at us pay?Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-15-06 - Published: 1-15-063. Steve Jobs the Apple Chairman reviewsA little song, for the Great Steve Jobs. Get me an affordable iPod with Photo, and all will be wellHumor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-15-06 - Published: 1-15-064. The 3 Lords reviewsCan you sense a pattern here? On the plus side, they are not depressing, right?Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-15-06 - Published: 1-15-065. The Giftmas ChantI only have a few more of these to ad...Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-15-06 - Published: 1-15-066. The First KalElWhy do I mark it as Teen? Because Superman is too hardcore for the kiddies! That and it mentions Superman 3, something that is forbidden by the Geneva Convention I think...Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-15-06 - Published: 1-15-067. On the RooftopsI really need to watch my language... this one is not my favorite, but I put it on my blog, so here it is.Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-15-06 - Published: 1-15-068. Jolly old Saint Wm GatesDid I mention I have a lot of these? Well, I do. And I still hate Giftmas...Wait till I get to my anti-Love-poems...Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-15-06 - Published: 1-15-069. Giftmas BellsLanguage is the reason for the rating. Another PArody, more hatred of Gitmas, I got a ton of these...Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-15-06 - Published: 1-15-0610. The 12 Days of GiftmasOK, it is a little late, but I wanted to add these here, too. I have a pathological hatred of Christmas, this is just another demonstration of that hatred. But hey, it's all in good fun.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-15-06 - Published: 1-15-0611. For Jennifer reviewsAnother crappy poem from me to you. A song about a broken heart, and the woman I loved. Sounds like a country song, but what can I say. Has deep personal value, and that is about it.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-8-05 - Published: 6-8-0512. Upon the Event of My Demise reviewsA poetic Suicide note (not genuine...all a fabrication) That I wrote three days AFTER attempting suicide. Enjoy.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-16-04 - Published: 3-16-0413. The Neighborhood reviewsZombie parody, written LATE at night.Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-9-03 - Published: 8-9-0314. MontageA montage (hence the title) of some of my earlier work....that I sort of found on my hard drive rotting away.General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-3-02 - Published: 9-3-0215. Chain Letter reviewsThis is my Chain letter. I wrote it after another one of those "Virus" hoaxes that went around. Maybe this will start it circulating again.... :)Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-30-01 - Published: 6-30-0116. Tears on a pillow reviewsAnother of my works from my depressed era ( basically most of my life) Hope you enjoy. Not for the kiddies.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-21-01 - Published: 6-21-0117. The little things reviewsIt was one of the few poems I did that rhymes. ANd once again shows my love for the rhyming coupletGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-14-01 - Published: 6-14-0118. Loss of Love reviewsRejection, we all know it, so this might strike a chord with someGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-14-01 - Published: 6-14-0119. Sometimes reviewsOne of only Two love poems I ever wrote... And after you read it you may see why! :)General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-14-01 - Published: 6-14-0120. A ray of light reviewsI was depressed, Sorry. It may be depressing... A sort of Romeo and Juliet scenarioGeneral - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-13-01 - Published: 6-13-01
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