chukaliteluvver
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since: 11-12-11, id: 809451, Profile Updated: 11-04-12
Author has written 6 stories for Horror, Life, Young Adult, and Romance.

THIS SHALT BE MY PROFILE!

ALL THAT READ THIS WILL FALL TO THIER KNEES AT THE FACE OF SUCH...PROFILITY!

THE WORLD WILL SHUDDER! MOUNTAINS WILL CRUMBLE! THE SKIES WILL CRY FOR THE EXISTENCE OF THIS...PROFILIC PROFILE!

Yes, that's it.

Nothing too dramatic.

Now, if you haven't run away or fallen to your knees or crumbled, etc. welcome to what will one day be filled with mindless crap.

Now. For the Profile part of this Profilic Profile.

Name: It's up there. In bold, if I'm not mistaken.

Age: Blue

Gender: Okay, you got me. I'm a cheese, so I don't have a gender. There, my secret's out.

Favourite colour: Demons that stalk the sun and Angels that hide in shadows.

Status (Alive/Dead/Zombie/Vampirified, etc): Pfffft. You got me again. I 'ain't born yet.

Hobby: Write. Read. Eat. Sleep. Breathe, occasionally. If the urge comes on to me, you know how it is.

...whatever. That turned out to be very UnProfilic. Psh.

You can go back to being in awe at the face of the Profility of this Profile, now.

Or read my stories. Your choice.


1. Unthinking reviews
"A race dancing to; Time's heartless song; Unthinking, unthinking; One word describes it all..." If I could describe humanity in one word, I'd say 'Unthinking'. Because we are. For all our pretences of being the superior race, we sure are stupid...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-4-12 - Complete
2. Fragmented reviews
"Broken lullabies; Speak of sunken ships; Heard by a broken heart; Sung by broken lips..." Once you forfeit your soul, any kind of closure is forever lost to you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-3-12
3. Date
Janie and James never spoke to each other. Loners they may have been, but Janie always thought that James was a bit strange. And James thought that Janie was annoying. Until last month, that is. Then, Jane started realizing how adorable James was. And James noticed how complex Janie was. Which leads us to the events transpiring now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Published: 11-2-12 - Complete
4. Waiting reviews
"Oh, that guy? He's always there, like, every day. He's cute, isn't he?" "Every day?" "Yep." When time slips past and age taints the world, waiting gets harder. But he's there. I've seen a year pass, and he's still there, under that same tree. Waiting. And I've decided that I'll wait, too. Even if it is just to see what keeps him there...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-27-12 - Complete
5. Final Goodbye reviews
"Eternally bound by spider's thread; Heart sinking on to the final bed; Hands that feel madness reach for the moon; But checkmate's arriving a little too soon..." Life has the tendency to drag us in too deep, and end too soon.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-23-12 - Complete
6. Goodnight » reviews
Killers have strange tendencies. Some harrass, some torture, some even video it for the general public. Hell, some even compose the odd bit of modified cliche poetry for the occassion.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-7-12 - Published: 9-17-12