Author has written 6 stories for Horror, Life, Young Adult, and Romance.
THIS SHALT BE MY PROFILE!
ALL THAT READ THIS WILL FALL TO THIER KNEES AT THE FACE OF SUCH...PROFILITY!
THE WORLD WILL SHUDDER! MOUNTAINS WILL CRUMBLE! THE SKIES WILL CRY FOR THE EXISTENCE OF THIS...PROFILIC PROFILE!
Yes, that's it.
Nothing too dramatic.
Now, if you haven't run away or fallen to your knees or crumbled, etc. welcome to what will one day be filled with mindless crap.
Now. For the Profile part of this Profilic Profile.
Name: It's up there. In bold, if I'm not mistaken.
Gender: Okay, you got me. I'm a cheese, so I don't have a gender. There, my secret's out.
Favourite colour: Demons that stalk the sun and Angels that hide in shadows.
Status (Alive/Dead/Zombie/Vampirified, etc): Pfffft. You got me again. I 'ain't born yet.
Hobby: Write. Read. Eat. Sleep. Breathe, occasionally. If the urge comes on to me, you know how it is.
...whatever. That turned out to be very UnProfilic. Psh.
You can go back to being in awe at the face of the Profility of this Profile, now.
Or read my stories. Your choice.
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