Author has written 17 stories for Love, General, Life, Friendship, and General.
I am British and German
I write songs and have difficulties to keep writing, when writing a story
My songs are most important to me of my artwork
I have my own love story with a sad ending
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will hide in your suitcase.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dig an escape tunnel with your plastic spork after theirs breaks.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOOOME!"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
Quotes, from Pieces of Flair or Found anywhere else, that I love
~A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman"
~It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone
~Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
~Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up
~Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
~Be yourself. That's crazy enough.
~You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.
~Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.
~There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line
~I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes
~I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
~If you had a life you would stop talking about mine
~We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
~Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
~Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
~PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.
~Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much
~If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense
~When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.
~I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!
~Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.
~I have a dream and in it, something eats you.
~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
~If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!
~Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.
~Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?
~I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!
~Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?
~I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized!
~HELL- Where all the fun people end up!
~I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
~To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...
~Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
~Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
~When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap them.
~MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
~Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
~In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
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