I am British and German

I write songs and have difficulties to keep writing, when writing a story

My songs are most important to me of my artwork

I have my own love story with a sad ending

My DeviantArt:

http://cookieleen.deviantart.com/

My FanFiction:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1803970/o0_Kit_Kat_0o

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will hide in your suitcase.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dig an escape tunnel with your plastic spork after theirs breaks.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOOOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Quotes, from Pieces of Flair or Found anywhere else, that I love

~A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman"

~It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone

~Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

~Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up

~Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

~Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

~You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

~Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

~There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

~I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

~I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

~If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

~We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

~Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

~Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

~PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

~Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

~If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

~When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

~I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

~Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

~I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

~If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

~Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

~Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

~I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

~Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

~I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized!

~HELL- Where all the fun people end up!

~I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

~To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

~Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

~Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

~When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap them.

~MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

~Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

~In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.