Hello, welcome to my profile! Come on in, don't be shy! *opens the door and waves inside*

What can be said about me? I'm just your average humour writer - some spell it "humor", some spell it "comedy"; English sure is weird. I'm 20 years old, Argentinian (that is, from Argentina), and half cat.

By the way, English is not my native language, so feel free to comment every mistake I may make. I might get mad and, you know, insult you, but point it nonetheless.

Some random trivia about me:

Age: I already said I'm twenty. Don't repeat questions!

Hobbies: Writing, videogames, game design.

Favorite music: Pop. Mostly J-Pop. Also videogame soundtracks.

Favorite writer / book: When you have read as much as I have, in as many genres as I have, you can't have just one favorite.

Favorite TV show: None - I don't watch enough TV to have one right now. Although I AM watching Arrow right now...

Favorite genre to write: Humor. If you didn't notice it by now, well... I guess I'm not so good at it.

Now, onto my current stories-in-progress!

The Race: the first story I ever wrote, around ten years ago, but remastered. The Race is the biggest competition in Earth, although it's mostly unknown: a free-for-all race where every being can participate, run by some extradimensional beings, and narrated by a somewhat hyperactive commentator. Updated whenever I feel like writing a chapter, and mostly improvised on the get-go.

Lady Azath's Strangers Asylum: Miss June has never been a normal girl, so when she moves to a new country, she thinks Lady Azath's Strangers Asylum is a very fitting place to stay. Too bad she didn't bother to investigate the place before showing up! Contains MANY references to the Cthulhu Mythos, mostly Lovecraft's orignal cosmoly, and is in fact a somehow lighter version of them. Bear in mind I haven't read much Lovecraft, and I'm adapting things to suit my writing style, so things may differ. Also, if you haven't read Lovecraft and want to read something now, I warn you: it's SCARY.

Autobiography for Dummies: Kinda sleepy now. Description on the morning/afternoon. Perhaps in the evening, I can't promise anything.

Still no Lady Azath updates... blame my stressful life leaving no room for inspiration. But don't worry, it's not dead yet!

Autobiography for Dummies will try to update more frequently than my previously published stories.

The Race is currently under funding problems. The Managers would like to thank you for your patience, and hope to have everything solved as soon as posible.

Coming soon: a Spanish version of everything written here.

Próximamente: una versión en español de todo lo que está escrito aquí.