I'm Lorna, I like to write and I have the most unbalanced confidence levels of anyone you will ever meet. I'm a coffee snob, I work as a carer, I live in a little flat with my fiancé and I'm a generally friendly sort of person. I'm a hapless romantic who sings really badly and dances like your dad, but doesn't give a tinkers cuss so long as I'm enjoying myself. I don't have much patience for stupidity or self-righteous vanity, but I can respect a difference of opinion if you're not an ass about it. I enjoy sunshine and blue sky and the smell of the sea and laughing at ridiculous things. Sometimes I like laughing at things I'm not supposed to, mostly because I don't think there's any better feeling in the world than trying to hold in a laugh and just not being able to.

I take my writing seriously, but I struggle with my punctuation quite a lot. I already know this is an issue and I have a friend who looks through my chapters before I post them. However, because the mistakes are so heavy I can't reasonably expect her to catch all of them as she has a life of her own and would more than likely be spending days at a time trying to correct it all. If this offends you, then I'm sorry, but not sorry enough to take it down. If that also offends you, I suggest you calm down, really. Stress kills more people each year than coconuts do, and coconuts kill more people each year than great white sharks do, so that's pretty serious.

That being said, I do appreciate helpful feedback, and it generally makes me work a lot faster if I know there are people waiting for updates. I just like to forewarn people that the punctuation might be an issue, for the sake of clarity.

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