Hi, I am Louie. My first story is finally up! OTL, but just the first chapter since I am a freaking laggard.

My Avatar is weird because I want it to be. It shows my real face but you can't really identify how I really look because of it's weirdness. I know I'm risking my security by having my avatar as my real picture but yeah, it's not like you'd all look for me. :P

Follow, Tweet, Annoy, Insult me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/iamlouiedaweird

Watch me act crazeh, do weird things with my cousins on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/JeLMYnoSHiKi?feature=mhee

Spam, attack, type anything on my World of Text: http://www.yourworldoftext.com/FictionpressWall

I also have a plurk, which I don't know what to do with: http://www.plurk.com/Pechaaay

You can also share your thoughts and ideas publicly on my creations through Tumblr: http://iamlouietheweirdo.tumblr.com/

My blog thinger is also empty, so I shall post it here to remind me it's still alive and kicking: http://iamlouietheweirdo.blogspot.com/

Big Pottermore players should add me as a friend! Just PM me and I'll give you my username.

And if any of the websites are in Tagalog, then please... translate it since, I'm still figuring some of it out since it's been a long time since I updated any of them.

I shall add more websites whenever I can! Zai tian!

Please blame Translate.Google.com for any mistakes in the Chinese Strokes I'm making since I don't know HOW to type in Chinese characters on my laptop.

我 叫开。(I'm not sure if that's correct but it's supposed to mean 'Call me Kái' which is my Chinese name. Kái Huái.)

我14岁。 (It means I'm fourteen years old.)

I AM A BIG FAN OF HARRY POTTER, THE HUNGER GAMES, THE MYSTERIOUS BENEDICT SOCIETY, THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA, GAKUEN ALICE, CARD CAPTOR SAKURA AND MYSELF! Woot Woot Woot! My usual genre's are Mild Humor and Romance since I can't really write a serious story, as a good friend of mine has said. And I'm also a big Grammar Nazi, or a Grammarazzi as I call it. Although my inner Grammarazzi only comes out in real life because I'm such a douche.

And also, I have rights to my story, like seriously, I spent money on getting rights for all of them, even the crappiest one. Plagiarism isn't nice guys, don't take the work and or idea of anymore because that isn't fair.

I am currently working on a book and it's going to be called, "The Three Trials of the Hearts Smothered in Black" with my good friend [Redacted] (Nuuu, Redacted is not his real name) I do most of the work and he does feedback, but it's fair since he asked me to write the story for him.

It's kind of a dark story revolving around a mysterious man. The thing I'm doing is focusing on the supporting character rather than the main character yet still giving enough limelight to the main character. I didn't write it in the main characters point of view because then you would know why he was doing stuff like that, how he's done it and if he did it and that's no fun. I've already planned all three books (Just like with my discontinued story, Clammington Stork Junior High, which I will explain in the horizontal line after the preview.) and all that's left to do is to type it up na walang kornihan.

Here's a preview:

"No, no, please spare my life. Spare me. You can consummate my wife, my eldest child, take anything you wish, but please spare me!" the man cowered in the corner of his own living room, hiding behind his wife and eldest child he was protecting two others.

The intruder looked at them, he pointed to the folders and the bag of bills, gesturing to them, "Oh, you want my properties? Yes sir, right away sir." his victim had taken out a pen and signed the documents to be transferred into his name.

(Book One) Clammington Stork Junior High (Unpublished) is a story revolving around a character named Parvati Naer Dunnowintzkri who is in love with Raven Vander Vance Ranks in her elementary years, but because she transferred schools she meets, Saori Rutter, who she slowly falls in love with (too) and who helps her turn into (A VAMPIRE, lol, just kidding) a very model-like goddess with the help of another friend whose name I sort of forgot. (She was fat, and had frizzy hair, no pimples.) Saori then asked her to be his girlfriend. (Book Two) Parvati has changed her name to Sawrii Jheii Lou Mercer (Jheii and Lou, coming from my name, J Louie) gets a scholarship to Julliard school for the Performing Arts (What? I got the idea from Ms. Darbus of High School Musical, therefore, you shall not judge me. I LOVE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL) where she meets Annie, Niah, Jelly and Nelly (Don't ask, I think I don't even know why myself.) who (Jelly and Nelly) give Sawrii an acting job. (That's all I got so far.) It took me like, seven months to write it in my stradmore notebook, and that's just the second book.

Mensahe para sa lahat nang Pilipinong bumabasa ng mga sinusulat ko:

Uy, magandang umaga/tanghalian/gabi po sa inyo. Sandali lang po, unang una, hindi ako sanay magtagalog dahil, nakatira ako sa ibang bansa. Noong nandyaan pa ako sa 'Pinas ay, taga-Iloilo po ako. So, kumbaga, hindi ako makaintindi nang malalim na Tagalog.