Well, I finally decided to update my profile page, it was way too boring...
So...hi, I am Georgia, and I lovee writing. I mostly write love stories since I am a hopeless romantic xD
Apart from writing, I am madly in love with rock, alternative and emo music! Some of the bands that I like are Paramore, My Chemical Romance, Black Veil Brides, New Found Glory, The All-American Rejects, Panic! At The Disco, You Me At Six, All Time Low, Dashboard Confessional, Breaking Benjamin, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Taking Back Sunday, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Three Days Grace, Long Story Short, Death Cab For Cutie, Funeral For A Friend, My Darkest Days, The Killers, Skillet, Blink 182, The Misfits, Nirvana, Aloha From Hell, Evanescence, The White Stripes, Linkin Park, The Nearly Deads, Fit For Rivals, Limp Bizkit, Get Scared, Pencey Prep, Short Stack and Leathermouth :D

Most girls; Are cheerleaders

Other girls; Are captain of the football team

Most girls; Cry, bitch and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them

Other girls; Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any"

Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom

Other girls; Learn how to Barbecue from their dad.

Most girls; Play with dolls with their sister

Other girls: Play video games with their brother

Most girls; Have fits and plan revenge

Other girls: Play pranks

Most girls; Slap people

Other girls: Punch people

Most girls; Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats

Other girls; would down a whole bag of Potato chips and not give a crap

Most girls; would think this was garbage

Other girls: Would copy and paste this

WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU IS GOING TO FAIL ANYWAY:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mummy).

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin humming the theme to Star Wars.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!", rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant roach into the room and release it on a nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

42. Dress like the professor.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-mart:
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and leaving them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals during the day.
4. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
5. Challenge other customers to duel with tubes of gift-wrap.
6. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
7. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
8. When there are people behind you, walk really slow especially on the narrow aisles.
9. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares” and see what he does.
10. Get several of those frogs that croak when you walk by from the garden department and place them in strategic locations around the store.
11. Play with the automatic doors.
12. Walk up to random people and say, “Hi, I haven’t seen you in a long time etc.” See how they react.
13. While walking through the clothing department, exclaim loudly, “Who buys this junk anyway?”
14. Repeat the previous one in the jewelry aisle.
15. Ride a display bicycle through the store. Claim that you are taking it on a test drive.
16. Follow people through the aisles, staying about five feet away. Continue until they leave.
17. Play soccer with a bunch of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
18. As the cashier runs your purchases through the scanner, look mesmerized and say “Wow. Magic!”
19. Put M&M’s on layaway.
20. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
21. Set up a tent in the camping department. Tell others that you’ll let them come only if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
22. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
23. Ask other customers if they have a gray coupon.
24. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Bat-cave.”
25. TP as much of the store as possible.
26. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
27. Play with the calculators so that they all say “hello” upside down.
28. When someone asks if you need help, cry and scream “Why won’t you people leave me alone?”
29. Make up nonsense products and ask new employees if they have them in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples?”
30. Take up an entire aisle in the toys section by creating a battle between G.I. Joes and X-Men.
31. Take bets on the battle described above.
32. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
33. Dart around the store suspiciously while humming the theme, “Mission Impossible”.
34. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
35. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags, against their will.
36. Say things like “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
37. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
38. Two words: “Marco Polo”.
39. Leave Cheerio’s in Lawn & Garden, pillows in the Pet Care aisle, etc.
40. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics while head-banging and playing air guitar to Willie Nelson demos. (Bonus: Braid hair and wear a bandanna on head.)
41. Make a trail of lemonade on the ground, leading to the restroom.
42. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, take it without a word.
43. Relax in the patio section until you get kicked out.
44. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream “No! It’s those voices again!”
45. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
46. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax with a drink.
47. Turn on toys that make noise or talk randomly and place them throughout the store.
48. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
49. Nonchalantly “test” the combs and brushes in Cosmetics.
50. When two or three people are walking in front of you, run between them shouting “Red Rover!”
51. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose.
52. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbies.
53. While handling guns in the gun department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
54. While no one’s watching, quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the restrooms.
55. While in the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.
56. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse say, “Pick me! Pick me!”
57. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he does when a customer walks in.
58. Go to an empty check-out stand and try to check people out.
59. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly saying, “Good girl, good Bessie.”
60. Try on every pair of shoes in the shoe department. Throw the paper from the shoeboxes in random aisles.
61. Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page “Hugh G’butt”
62. Crawl around on the floor and pretend that you’re a cat.
63. Take a chair to Electronics, turn all the T.V.s to Young and the Restless and begin sobbing.
64. Chase your friends up and down the aisles with the electronic cars. Tell your friends to act like they don’t know you.
65. Ride the little rides for toddlers. If a little kid comes over and wants to use it, begin sobbing.
66. Excessively use things that say “Try me!”
67. Start pocketing any and all free samples.
68. Draw moustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
69. Walk up to customer service and say, “Hello, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a drink.” Then go to McDonald’s and try to return a toaster.
70. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream and lice remedies are.
71. When alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”.
72. Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ten.
73. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
74. Stand in the sock aisle and give each package a stern lecture.
75. Spend hours looking at blinking lights and say “blink” when they blink. Don’t look away.
76. In the Garden department, skip through the floors while holding out your arms and buzzing.
77. With friends, have a party in the beanbags in the furniture aisle.
78. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin.
79. Ask everyone in Electronics “Do you know what song this CD is on? I know the song but I don’t know the name. It goes like this.” Then sing loudly until you’re thrown out.
80. Bark while trying on dog collars. Have a friend lead you around on a leash.
81. Walk through the store and talk loud enough for everybody to hear saying, “I bet they have better prices at Target.”
82. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle whouting, "Go, Pikachu, go!"

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Annoying things to do on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

They hurt her.

Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends.

Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.

When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.

There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.

After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong.

Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.

Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.

They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.