Oh, dear. They've found my profile. Alright, buddy, time to man up. I can do this.

Ah, who am I kidding? I'm The Vigilante! I've got confidence shining out of my butt!

Wow, that sounds creepy.

So I guess I should say something about myself. That does seem to be the whole point of these profile things. Well, I live in Australia, in a small town that, I promise you, you've never heard of. Aside from writing, I'm also an actor, musician, artist, radio show host, journalist, and general blower of one's own horn.

As of March 2013, I'm eighteen years old, 6 foot 4 inches tall, blond hair, and I wear glasses. Oh, and to all those who say that people who wear glasses aren't sexy, well, you obviously haven't met me.

See what I mean about that blowing one's own horn thing?

Um, what else can I write? I can't stand mushrooms, I am both a dog and a cat person, I love comic books and, well, I really have gotten to the point where I can't think of anything else to say. So, I'll just ask that you review well and review often, be excellent to each other, party on dudes, rock and roll all nite, share a pint with your mates, and all that jazz. And if anyone has any questions or has something to talk to me about, shoot me a PM and I'll try and get back to you as quickly as I can.

Also, for the record, I write stuff over on FanFiction under the same name. So, you know, go have a look.

Alright, so I saw this thing on another person's profile, so I figured I'd give it a crack. First, I'd better remember where I put my iPod...

The Soundtrack to Your Life. Put you iPod on shuffle and copy down the songs that come up.

Opening Credits: Famous Last Words (My Chemical Romance)

Waking Up: Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)

First Day of School: I Remember You (Skid Row)

Falling In Love: Maria (Green Day)

Fighting: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Daft Punk)

Breaking Up: Enter Sandman (Metallica)

Driving: Closing Time (Semisonic)

Flashback: Legend Of Zelda Theme Song

Mental Breakdown: Superman (Five For Fighting)

Getting Back Together: Bulletproof (La Roux)

Wedding: You Shook Me All Night Long (AC/DC)

Birth of a Child: The Cave (Mumford And Sons)

Final Battle: Given Up (Linken Park)

Death Scene: Under The Milky Way (The Church)

Funeral: Sound Of Silence (Simon And Garfunkel)

End Credits: Into My Arms (Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds)

I have not tampered with that in any way, and it's freaking awesome.