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I am: psycho, slash-fan, nerdy, geeky, in possession of something vaguely resembling an intelligence, monolingual, American, Whovian, Trekkie (TOS only, thanks very much [I feel shame for having so callously discounted TNG in my younger days... such an idiot I was.]), tennis-player, sarcastic, cynical (nine-to-five only), possibly brunet, and green.

I am not green, but I am a liar.

If you know who I am by now, you're wrong. WRONG, I SAY!

Also, if you are being controlled by the rodents, please leave. Now. I will have nothing to do with the rodents' plotting no matter how good I may be at planning world domination.

My current "big" projects are entitled TOCHIAYFAIM, which stands for Twitchy, Obsessive-Compulsive, High-IQ-And-In-Your-Face-About-It Man, who is a superhero whose power is to correct people who are factually, ideologically, or otherwise wrong. Because those people always get on my nerves. You can take what he says to be emblematic of my personal beliefs and/or of science, if/when I ever get it published (I have so many ideas for this it's a little difficult even to get any down on paper, but it's coming along slowly and steadily), and Opus Symphonia Inhians, which is loose Latin for "Project: Symphony of Longing". I like the Latin better. It currently consists of Sunrise, And You, If You Need Me I Will Be Your Dissolution,and False Hope, but I hope to build up backstory and other characters within the Opus. I'm focusing on the Epic Romance of two young men, named Singh and Schulz, right now, but I assure you that other people exist there and I am developing them as we speak.

My Works:

The Antipodean Mary-Sue Elimination Guild- A story about people who fight Sueage. It's fairly self-explanatory, actually.

Eutopia- The result of me angsting about people killing other people. I'm serious.

Sunrise- A play about people who are going to die. Yay. Written for my playwriting class, but I think it turned out decently. Beware of death and deep conversations.

Mirrors - Just a little experiment in one-shottery. I think it turned out quite well.

A Story of Luck and the Universe- I've been doing my best lately to do some really emotional work if you know what I mean, and this just kind of popped out of nowhere.

And I Tore Myself In Two- Oh, god, this makes me emo, doesn't it?

False Hope It's in the Sunrise universe; six times Schulz returned from the dead, five of which times he was actually alive and one of which he was actually dead in the first place.

And You, If You Need Me I Will Be Your Dissolution If Singh and Schulz had ever kissed, during their lives- they didn't except once before they died, but if they had- this would be that kiss.

Salamanders- I don't know, salamanders were always really sad to me.