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| Canadian Erect Mountie |
Author has written 16 stories for Life, Love, Young Adult, Humor, Family, Fantasy, Nature, and School. Okay, I am Canadian Erect Mountie, or to those of you who know me on FanFiction, Canadian Erect Mountie. To those of you new to me and my style, I'll tell you a bit about myself. I am a fourteen year old female aspiring author who is so obsessed with Harry Potter I hum Hedwig's theme on the brink of unconsciousness to get to sleep at night. I have a crappy laptop to write on, and I am a member of the National Junior Homor Society at my junior high school. I currently have fanfics that are in the Harry Potter and Hetalia- Axis Powers fandoms. I am an anime nerd. My best friend is LittleBunnyFooFooMUSTDIE on FanFiction, and my other friends are Arianna (arigatou!) Alicia, Mia, Maiah (even though you're in California right now, I still love you!) Kayla, Kaitlin, Simone, Morgan. There are others, but I cannot write all of them down here. I am learning Italian from a Rosetta Stone I got for my birthday. My major goal in life is to learn the five romance languages by the age of twenty five and to graduate with my master's degree from Brown University. I enjoy cooking, fishing, reading, writing, camping, and I hate doing homework. Do I sound like a Mary Sue to any of you all? I'm sorry if I do. Trust me, I am anything but perfect. Well, that's all I can think of. I have two cats named Princess and Rocco, and my sister is a kleptomaniac, so I have a lock on my bedroom door. I play the clarinet in two different bands, one of which is a marching band for all Portuguese summer celebrations. I am Canadian, though this stupid thing says I'm American. Any questions, comments, or concerns, feel free to contact me via PM or review. Thanks! -CEM. | |||||
1. Parasite » reviewsMy emo-ish poetry, with a dark sense of humor. I'm rather self-conscious of posting this as it's very personal, and dark and depressing. I hope you can relate for once you go in there is no escape.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-16-13 - Published: 10-22-122. The Frozen RoseOne chapter. A small rose is pleased its thorns are so sharp just before the ice age starts and now it dies. Haha, that's pretty much the story right there T for death themes, and one swear. Am I the only one who will find this funny? Just look at my user name. It's bound to amuse you.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Published: 1-16-13 - Complete3. MellowANOTHER poem for school, this time about playing my clarinet...Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Published: 1-16-13 - Complete4. The Art of ArtAnother little poem I had to write for school about drawing stuff...contains the required poetic devices, not that crud with an unfinished sentence.Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Published: 1-16-13 - Complete5. To Read a good bookJust a little poem I needed to write for school, about reading. XP Contains rhyme and alliteration and couplets and blah blah blah.Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Published: 1-16-13 - Complete6. CrumbleJust the calm before the storm, of course. We should stay together until it starts, ok?Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Published: 1-16-13 - Complete7. Let it Snow reviewsThey lay frozen forever, a beautiful sculpture, petrified. A hauntingly beautiful sight indeed.Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-24-12 - Complete8. The Big Blue CeilingShort story contest. A young boy is released from the dungeon for the very first time in his life. Having never learned anything- his own name, how to speak, what the heck this big blue ceiling is, it;s very confusing for him when he reaches the Castle. A young girl his age approaches him and when she speaks her name he suddenly knows who he is. One chapter. Enjoy.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Published: 12-23-12 - Complete9. Sister reviewsAt least we haven't gotten the nerve to hit each other. Hard. Yet.Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-18-12 - Complete10. Hallelujah reviewsA poem dedicated to the victims and the families of the victims during the Massacre. To be read to the tune of Hallelujah. Rest in peace, dear ones.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-18-12 - Complete11. Strange Tales from the House of Jones » reviewsMr. Jebediah Jones has 40 children he adopted, all of various ages, ethnicity, color, shape, size, etc. And they have the strangest names. However, these children are very unique. Whether it's fighting over who gets the last slice of pie, who has the best fashion sense, or who's cutest, the Jones are bound to be a riot. Was it mentioned they all share the same birthday?Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-5-12 - Published: 11-3-1212. Spasiba, Comrade »Armin wasn't sure he was hearing right. Isobel was adopted? He did always wonder how two gay fathers managed to have a child and suddenly felt really stupid. But that wasn't the problem at hand- Isobel was kidnapped, and just because she was Russian. Damn commies and their racism. He glanced at the wall. He could go for a coffee about now, and wondered of she felt the same. Stupid.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,674 - Published: 10-27-1213. Upon the yonder Yorkshire hillMention of suicide and unrequited love. Takes place in medieval France- think "Les Miserables."Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Published: 9-15-12 - Complete14. To GapeThe ache was too great, I went to the hill, By the memories we made, And of myself, to kill. A girls' boyfriend commits suicide and she can't take it anymore.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Published: 9-15-12 - Complete15. Adam and Steve reviewsA poem supporting gay rights. Is it not God's wish For a man to be happy? And love not to be missed, no mood to be crappy. Jesus himself Said not a word Against all this love Between men, absurd.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-15-12 - Complete16. Loop de LoopLoopy Lue was very smart, except when it came to food, he said to the dog, "I do my part, in a circle in which we intrude." A dog ponders the circle of life as explained poorly by a cat.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Published: 9-15-12 - Complete
