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IMPORTANT STUFF THINGY: I've been noticing numerous mistakes on my works, big or small, and have grown tired of bearing with them. So yeah. Basically, I won't be posting for a little while, maybe one, two months. Considering my update schedule, that's pretty short, but you get the idea. Right now I'm furiously working to fix any mistake, complaint or stuff you guys have pointed out, so thanks for that, and, well... until I fix my works... farewell!
That doesn't mean I'll stop reading/reviewing, dudes. It just means I won't be posting anything until I finally wrte something decent, so I'll still be an active member.
Thanks for reading! And since you're on my page, why not check it out? Just try to hold onto your sanity.
I ALSO CUT OFF ABOUT 75% OF MY PROFILE. It still hurts T-T
Welcome to another profile with endless copy-and-paste quotes, I-am-different-from-the-rest-and-proud-of-myself stuff and virtual cookies.
So what can I say? I'm not normal. And I don't mean abnormal like having an extra head of blue mushrooms growing out of my unspeakable area. I'm abnormal in the way that if you see a girl naked and yelling TACOS ARE AWESOME on a Pizza Hut you'll make a what-the-hell-was-I-drinking-before-to-see-this face. Which isn't surprising. And whenever you see ME, you'll be ok. Sounds weird, but I'm only freaky on the inside. Outside I'm just an average 124 pounded girl with 5'11'' feet of height, 15 years of breathing and bad hair day issues. So you see.
About writing... well. I've written all my life. I know most people here start with fanfiction, but I... nah, just nah. I've never written fanfiction and if my existence keeps up like this, I never will. I've written since I was 4 (when I did little mangas about dinosaurs in love) by my own (kinda crappy) ideas so, eh. Writing is just my form of expression, plain and simple. After all, words are just so... awesome huh. Just like the secret legion of Pikachus in Russia.
Uhurm, who said that? Anyway, I'm also the kind of person who'll tell you anything about something I've seen/read. If you ask me about this random anime or book, I'll tell you anything you want. I just get deep into stuff and memorize it quickly. Hmm, maybe I was a toaster in my past life. Why? I'll leave that for homework. Anyway, if you have the huge spare time and/or kindness to read my profile, you can talk to me about anything I claim to know about on here. I love talking to people (on chat) :D
Thumbs up if you think bullying is the stupidest crap on earth.
Thumbs up if you think drugs are the stupidest way to spend money. Other than motorized bras.
Thumbs up if you hate racists.
Dude, I know you have all the right to do so but please stop putting that face.
Want reviews? PM me or leave me a review. I'll answer as soon as I check out this page again, which is basically everyday. So you're lucky. Yoo Hoo. Go and Harlem Shake with the hippies next door. I know you'd like to.
For those who care:
Favorite Music/Bands/Singers/Scary Opera Ladies: 30 Seconds to Mars, Simple Plan, Evanescence, T.a.t.u, Bruno Mars, Coldplay, Metallica, Jason Mraz, Bullet for my Valentine, Breaking Benjamin, The Click Five, Goo Goo Dolls, Avril Lavigne, Linkin Park, Green Day, System of a Down, Avenged Sevenfold, Whitney Houston, even Beethoven haha. Pretty much everything except rap and stupid reggaeton, for those who know what that is.
Favorite Food(s): Chocolate, cheese, sandwiches, mangos, anything that's not meat. Except for fish. I love fish as much as I hate blue pens.
Favorite Books: TWLIGHT! Yeah you wish. The Fault in our Stars (John Green), The Little Prince (Antoine de Saint Exupery), Holes (Louis Sachar), Flowers for Algernon (Daniel Keyes), What do Fish have to do with Anything (Avi) Ghost Girl (Tonya Hurley), The Notebook (Nicholas Sparks). I'm one of those who think Harry Potter is awesome but still don't like it, heh. Don't kill me.
Favotite Fictionpress Author(s): I want to keep my life so I will omit this.
Favorite Anime/Manga(s): Code Geass, Elfen Lied, Natsume Yuujinchou, Samurai X/Rurouni Kenshin, Kenichi, Clannad, Lovely Complex, Darker than Black, Bokura ga Ita, FullMetal Panic! Fumoffu, Tengen Toppa, BTOOOM! Ouran Host Club, High School of the Dead, Sword Art Online. Yeah, not Bleach or Naruto here.
Favorite Videogame(s): (Wow you're seriously reading this? Take this *gives vitrual cookie*) Fire Emblem, Harvest Moon, Pokemon (current obsession), Skyrim, The Mana Series, Kirby, Assassin's Creed, Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy, Zelda, Breath of Fire, Mario Bros, Kingdom Hearts, Resident Evil, Little Big Planet... I hate Black Ops. I mean, I used to like it, but it has become to overrated I grew to hate it. Curse rabbits.
JUST A RANDOM COMMENT: I was plagiarized for the first time! Woot woot! It means my work is worth plagiarizing! Or it means the girl/gay who copied me (Yuunosparklekfly) had really low standards. Anyway...
OATH TO THE REVIEW REVOLUTION
I, Lolitroy, do solemnly swear to review all the stories I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the review revolution, post this in your profile and join the revolution!
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You have submitted a total of 2,355 signed reviews. I kind of review a lot... haha...
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1. YOUR REAL NAME: I'm not giving my name away creepos.
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus -izzle: Marizzle.
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Neon chameleon.
4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Silver Milk. Awesome!
5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mom's middle name: Airrilh. Sounds like someone stabbed herself with a needle.
6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mother's and father's middle name: Janeth Alonso. What the hell?
7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Slash. It sounds so awesome :D
8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Mango Crush. Hellll yeaaaaah!
9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Golden bandana. Stupid gay pirate.
10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Insertnamehere Sunflower. .
11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: Laima O.o
12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: Rocky road double-chunk chocolate with marshmallows and almonds chocolate cookie. Poor homies of mine.
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37 Things todo in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
I have only done three out of the 37. I find most too embarrasing :P
Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.
Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.
You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound do sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.
Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl m fingers and toes, and stretch my arms amd legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!
Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus’ arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?
Every abortion is just..
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you’re against abortion repost this and tell his story.
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
If you ever proved your teacher wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. (Sadly this happend a lot to me)
If you copy and paste stuff into your profile from another guy's pro, copy and paste this into yours
Instead of saying "Great, only two reviews." I say, "Holy crap! Two reviews!" Then jump around like a maniac in my joy. Paste this to your profile if you're one of those people who would be jumping with me.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate
-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
- There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it isn't a train.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (That also means you).
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile!!
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.
If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
f you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I prefer NOT to be involved in politics, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm friends with EVERYBODY at school, so I MUST not know whether I'm lesbian or not.
I'm friends with everybody at school, so I MUST not know whether I'm gay or not.
I took time to copy, edit, and paste this into my profile so I MUST have WAY too much time on my hands.
By the way, there's a user named Darker Hershey that scared the hell out of me. He's creepy. Very, very creepy. Don't. Ever. Check. Out. His. Profile. You'll see why if you do so and DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
P.S. Check it out. He's on my favorite author's list. If you thought the movie mama was creepy, heh, you don't know terror.
Aaaaaand I'm tired of writing. So:
Sayonara, adios, chao, bye bye... in resume, goodbye. Have a good day, smell flowers, sing songs, punch ladies and punish the evil.
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