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IMPORTANT STUFF THINGY: I've been noticing numerous mistakes on my works, big or small, and have grown tired of bearing with them. So yeah. Basically, I won't be posting for a little while, maybe one, two months. Considering my update schedule, that's pretty short, but you get the idea. Right now I'm furiously working to fix any mistake, complaint or stuff you guys have pointed out, so thanks for that, and, well... until I fix my works... farewell!

That doesn't mean I'll stop reading/reviewing, dudes. It just means I won't be posting anything until I finally wrte something decent, so I'll still be an active member.

Thanks for reading! And since you're on my page, why not check it out? Just try to hold onto your sanity.

I ALSO CUT OFF ABOUT 75% OF MY PROFILE. It still hurts T-T

So.

Welcome to another profile with endless copy-and-paste quotes, I-am-different-from-the-rest-and-proud-of-myself stuff and virtual cookies.

Enjoy yourself.

So what can I say? I'm not normal. And I don't mean abnormal like having an extra head of blue mushrooms growing out of my unspeakable area. I'm abnormal in the way that if you see a girl naked and yelling TACOS ARE AWESOME on a Pizza Hut you'll make a what-the-hell-was-I-drinking-before-to-see-this face. Which isn't surprising. And whenever you see ME, you'll be ok. Sounds weird, but I'm only freaky on the inside. Outside I'm just an average 124 pounded girl with 5'11'' feet of height, 15 years of breathing and bad hair day issues. So you see.

About writing... well. I've written all my life. I know most people here start with fanfiction, but I... nah, just nah. I've never written fanfiction and if my existence keeps up like this, I never will. I've written since I was 4 (when I did little mangas about dinosaurs in love) by my own (kinda crappy) ideas so, eh. Writing is just my form of expression, plain and simple. After all, words are just so... awesome huh. Just like the secret legion of Pikachus in Russia.

Uhurm, who said that? Anyway, I'm also the kind of person who'll tell you anything about something I've seen/read. If you ask me about this random anime or book, I'll tell you anything you want. I just get deep into stuff and memorize it quickly. Hmm, maybe I was a toaster in my past life. Why? I'll leave that for homework. Anyway, if you have the huge spare time and/or kindness to read my profile, you can talk to me about anything I claim to know about on here. I love talking to people (on chat) :D

Thumbs up if you think bullying is the stupidest crap on earth.

Thumbs up if you think drugs are the stupidest way to spend money. Other than motorized bras.

Thumbs up if you hate racists.

Dude, I know you have all the right to do so but please stop putting that face.

Want reviews? PM me or leave me a review. I'll answer as soon as I check out this page again, which is basically everyday. So you're lucky. Yoo Hoo. Go and Harlem Shake with the hippies next door. I know you'd like to.

For those who care:

Favorite Music/Bands/Singers/Scary Opera Ladies: 30 Seconds to Mars, Simple Plan, Evanescence, T.a.t.u, Bruno Mars, Coldplay, Metallica, Jason Mraz, Bullet for my Valentine, Breaking Benjamin, The Click Five, Goo Goo Dolls, Avril Lavigne, Linkin Park, Green Day, System of a Down, Avenged Sevenfold, Whitney Houston, even Beethoven haha. Pretty much everything except rap and stupid reggaeton, for those who know what that is.

Favorite Food(s): Chocolate, cheese, sandwiches, mangos, anything that's not meat. Except for fish. I love fish as much as I hate blue pens.

Favorite Books: TWLIGHT! Yeah you wish. The Fault in our Stars (John Green), The Little Prince (Antoine de Saint Exupery), Holes (Louis Sachar), Flowers for Algernon (Daniel Keyes), What do Fish have to do with Anything (Avi) Ghost Girl (Tonya Hurley), The Notebook (Nicholas Sparks). I'm one of those who think Harry Potter is awesome but still don't like it, heh. Don't kill me.

Favotite Fictionpress Author(s): I want to keep my life so I will omit this.

Favorite Anime/Manga(s): Code Geass, Elfen Lied, Natsume Yuujinchou, Samurai X/Rurouni Kenshin, Kenichi, Clannad, Lovely Complex, Darker than Black, Bokura ga Ita, FullMetal Panic! Fumoffu, Tengen Toppa, BTOOOM! Ouran Host Club, High School of the Dead, Sword Art Online. Yeah, not Bleach or Naruto here.

Favorite Videogame(s): (Wow you're seriously reading this? Take this *gives vitrual cookie*) Fire Emblem, Harvest Moon, Pokemon (current obsession), Skyrim, The Mana Series, Kirby, Assassin's Creed, Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy, Zelda, Breath of Fire, Mario Bros, Kingdom Hearts, Resident Evil, Little Big Planet... I hate Black Ops. I mean, I used to like it, but it has become to overrated I grew to hate it. Curse rabbits.

JUST A RANDOM COMMENT: I was plagiarized for the first time! Woot woot! It means my work is worth plagiarizing! Or it means the girl/gay who copied me (Yuunosparklekfly) had really low standards. Anyway...

OATH TO THE REVIEW REVOLUTION

I, Lolitroy, do solemnly swear to review all the stories I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution, post this in your profile and join the revolution!

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You have submitted a total of 2,355 signed reviews. I kind of review a lot... haha...

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Name Game:

1. YOUR REAL NAME: I'm not giving my name away creepos.

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus -izzle: Marizzle.

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Neon chameleon.

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Silver Milk. Awesome!

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mom's middle name: Airrilh. Sounds like someone stabbed herself with a needle.

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mother's and father's middle name: Janeth Alonso. What the hell?

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Slash. It sounds so awesome :D

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Mango Crush. Hellll yeaaaaah!

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Golden bandana. Stupid gay pirate.

10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Insertnamehere Sunflower. .

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: Laima O.o

12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: Rocky road double-chunk chocolate with marshmallows and almonds chocolate cookie. Poor homies of mine.

CAN YOU READ THIS??? Rcenet sutdy sowehd taht olny 25% of poelpe can raed tihs. All you hvae to do is tkae the frsit and lsat lteter of a wrod and the rset can be ttolaly mxeid up in the wrod. The sduty siad taht the hmaun biran dnesot raed the wolhe wrod, but olny prat of it. If you are one of the 25% taht can raed tihs, put tihs on yuor usperpgae. I can raed tihs, so I'm in the 25% - sewet!

37 Things todo in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

I have only done three out of the 37. I find most too embarrasing :P

-Month One-

Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.

-Month Two-

Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.

-Month Three-

You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound do sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.

-Month Four-

Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl m fingers and toes, and stretch my arms amd legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

-Month Five-

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

-Month Six-

I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!

-Month Seven-

Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus’ arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?

Every abortion is just..

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you’re against abortion repost this and tell his story.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you ever proved your teacher wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. (Sadly this happend a lot to me)

If you take your time to read other peoples' profiles, copy/paste this to your profile

If you copy and paste stuff into your profile from another guy's pro, copy and paste this into yours

Instead of saying "Great, only two reviews." I say, "Holy crap! Two reviews!" Then jump around like a maniac in my joy. Paste this to your profile if you're one of those people who would be jumping with me.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

- There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it isn't a train.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (That also means you).

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile!!

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
2. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
3. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)
6. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
7. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
8. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)
9. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
10. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
11. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
12. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
13. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
14. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
15. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

f you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with

Stereotypes:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I prefer NOT to be involved in politics, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (I'm part Cherokee- notice I said part)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (sometimes)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. Yeah... girl don't apply right?
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm friends with EVERYBODY at school, so I MUST not know whether I'm lesbian or not.

I'm friends with everybody at school, so I MUST not know whether I'm gay or not.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi (i'm part german)
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm HONDURAN, so I MUST be a corrupted ignorant.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. (part)
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Well, that's kind of... obvious.)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Not for long! Yay!)
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up. (It depends. Mixed how? Like a mestizo?)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm a Pagan, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (I do, actually.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have a WRITING TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (Stupid hair.)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt. And it‘s a very small part).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (part)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST hate Christains
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. Though i am, actually.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (Actually I am)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

I took time to copy, edit, and paste this into my profile so I MUST have WAY too much time on my hands.

By the way, there's a user named Darker Hershey that scared the hell out of me. He's creepy. Very, very creepy. Don't. Ever. Check. Out. His. Profile. You'll see why if you do so and DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

P.S. Check it out. He's on my favorite author's list. If you thought the movie mama was creepy, heh, you don't know terror.

Aaaaaand I'm tired of writing. So:

Sayonara, adios, chao, bye bye... in resume, goodbye. Have a good day, smell flowers, sing songs, punch ladies and punish the evil.

Or don't.