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since: 01-24-12, id: 822610, Profile Updated: 04-18-13
country: Canada
Author has written 24 stories for Romance, and General.

Hey there! Thanks for stopping by!

Due to the troubles of revealing my full information, you can just call me my pen name... sorry, I'm a little paranoid about revealing info online. Besides, revealing personal characteristics might take away from the stories I write a little bit. I know that in the past, it has for me. :O

Here's a fun fact about me: my pen name comes from my uncanny ability to start things without finishing them. I'm trying to work on that with my stories, and hopefully the fact that people are reading them will be a motivator to actually finish those little monsters!

I like to write about romance (obviously) but the type of romance varies. As you scan through my stories, you'll see that they range from light to angsty to downright dark, and I've put the general category for each story in (parentheses). Hope that helps in what you choose to read! :P I know everyone has their preferences.

You're Not Sexy Series (in this order):

1. You're Not Sexy

2. The Height of Feminism

3. The Door's Open

4. Curiosity (prequel)

I read an amazing short story the other day that doesn't have nearly the amount of reviews it deserves. It's called "Taboo" by Nemainonthewater, and it takes a look at a possible future world where today's oppressed become the oppressors. It's worth reading and please, if you do, leave a review! Thank you!

Ongoing Stories

(ANGST) The Echo of Lost Virtue: Mirabella appears intent on getting Benjamin out of her life, but it's obvious that he doesn't want that, and believes that she doesn't either.

(LIGHT) Tom & Becky: Finally - I mean this - they're together. A first date is on the agenda, certainly, but what will ensue for other characters?

P.S. There may be others on the way... I have some stuff, but I don't know if it's publishable yet. ;D

For anyone who would like to see banners dedicated to each of my stories, here is a link to a website I've set up: http://www.absentmindedprofessor.webs.com.

I have also created promo pictures for the major full-length stories (but also including Disgust, Sweet Temptation, Sense of Humanity, and You're Not Sexy) and I'd like to share them with you. If the characters aren't who you were picturing, I apologize. But I do hope you like the manips! :D

A Perfect Balance: Alex - Shani - couple photo

Artistic Expression: Indira - Hunter - Evie - Joshua - Nikhil - Charisma - couple photo

A Son Unlike His Father: Andrew - Evangeline - couple photo

Blueblooded Betrayals: Evalette - Tristan - Adina - Max - Ben - Mrs. Aylesbury - couple photo

Desecration: Aille - Patrick - Belial - Librana - couple photo - couple photo

Disgust: couple photo

Sense of Humanity: Cecelia - Stephen - couple photo

Sweet Temptation: Nuria - Sebastian - Vidette - couple photo

Tom & Becky: Allira - Sawyer - Charlie - Nyla - Jackie - Rimon - couple photo - couple photo

The Ultimate Gift: Samara - Caelian - the parents - couple photo -couple photo

Unwanted Invitation: Sarita - Xavier - Kamil - Charlotte - couple photo

Without Freedom: Mirabella - Benjamin - couple photo

You're Not Sexy: Lila - Ian - Christina - Luke - couple photo

NOTE 1: If it's not too much trouble, I would really, really, really appreciate it if you'd leave a review. Just so I know you've read. =)

NOTE 2: After reading some scary FictionPress essays about the growing prevalence of plagiarism, I would just like to say that I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY PLAGIARISM OF ANY OF MY STORIES. AT ALL. (Assuming, of course, that they're worth plagiarizing.) All my stories are the property of absentmindedprofessor, namely, ME.

NOTE 3: Thank you to all those who have added me as a favourite author/author alert. I feel so loved! =D

Love, absentmindedprofessor


1. Curiosity reviews
[ONE-SHOT][YOU'RE NOT SEXY SEQUEL] Ian and Lila's first meeting, when he hires her to work at Matthew Fletcher and Associates.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-18-13 - Complete
2. The Echo of Lost Virtue » reviews
[WITHOUT FREEDOM SEQUEL!] He had waited so long for her to say his name – four years. It was the sweetest sound he'd ever heard.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,212 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-16-13 - Published: 11-23-12
3. The Ultimate Gift » reviews
An Arabian princess is stalked and coveted by a sorcerer who wishes to possess her entirely. Full summary inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,673 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 3-14-13 - Published: 6-16-12 - Complete
4. Tom & Becky » reviews
The Queen Bee of Beaufort High finds herself in a flustered state of mind when a new student walks in. But even in the tiny town of Beaufort, Quebec, there are secrets. And they all begin to unravel when Allira falls for Sawyer. -ON HOLD UNTIL LATE MAY-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,422 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-14-13 - Published: 5-8-12
5. Desecration » reviews
[COMPLETE!] "Sing for me," he whispered. [full summary inside]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,419 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 2-6-13 - Published: 2-13-12 - Complete
6. Artistic Expression » reviews
[COMPLETE!] Evie feels Indira needs a man in her life, so she sets her up with Hunter Grayson, a new co-worker. She has no way of knowing he's an obsessive stalker, or that he's killed four women in pursuit of the perfect mate.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,458 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 2-2-13 - Published: 2-13-12 - Complete
7. The Door's Open reviews
[ONE-SHOT] [YOU'RE NOT SEXY SEQUEL] His hair was a mess, his tie was loosened, and put together, he had never looked better.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-9-12 - Complete
8. The Height of Feminism reviews
[ONE-SHOT] [YOU'RE NOT SEXY SEQUEL] "Would you two stop it?" she demanded. "I am trying to do an interview here, not have an audition for the next office porno!"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-17-12 - Complete
9. A Perfect Balance » reviews
[COMPLETE] His cute little dance-toned arse was perfectly moulded by the silky material of the trousers, practically begging to be smacked.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,943 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-14-12 - Published: 5-1-12 - Complete
10. Disgust reviews
[ONE-SHOT] She was so beautiful.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-30-12 - Complete
11. Without Freedom » reviews
[COMPLETE] She wasn't allowed to make a sound when he touched her, no matter how good he made her feel.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-16-12 - Published: 5-5-12 - Complete
12. Sense of Feeling reviews
[ONE-SHOT] His kisses were electric.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-7-12 - Complete
13. Unwanted Invitation » reviews
[COMPLETE] "I've always hated those scrubs," a voice said lazily. "Can't see a damn thing underneath them."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,093 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-2-12 - Published: 3-5-12 - Complete
14. Distraction reviews
[ONE-SHOT][UNWANTED INVITATION SEQUEL] A blueblooded party beckons, but Xavier allows himself to fall prey to the exploits of Sarita's form-fitting dress.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-2-12 - Complete
15. Cherry Sweet reviews
[ONE-SHOT] [SWEET TEMPTATION SEQUEL] Nuria and Sebastian have been together for two years, and she's decided that she wants all of him. Sebastian is not ready for this.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-28-12 - Complete
16. When Marilee Sleeps reviews
[ONE-SHOT] [UNWANTED INVITATION SEQUEL] Xavier likes to hear Sarita talk.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-25-12 - Complete
17. Sense of Humanity reviews
[ONE-SHOT] "I love watching you think," he said, leaning against the glass. "It turns me on."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-14-12 - Complete
18. Bedroom Eyes reviews
[ONE-SHOT] [BLUEBLOODED BETRAYALS SEQUEL] At a party, Tristan and Evalette find themselves getting very bored...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-11-12 - Complete
19. Cheeks of Rose reviews
[ONE-SHOT] "Well," grinned Doctor Rose, "might as well get started." She walked to the counter, depositing her clipboard and pen. "Would you mind taking off your pants?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-7-12 - Complete
20. Blueblooded Betrayals » reviews
[COMPLETE] All he could think about was how beautiful she was, how much it hurt to see her looking like that and knowing she'd never look that way for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,915 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-5-12 - Published: 2-7-12 - Complete
21. You're Not Sexy reviews
[ONE-SHOT] "Realized it, did you?" said Ian, a little smirk emerging on his face. "You're not sexy."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-2-12 - Complete
22. Sweet Temptation reviews
[ONE-SHOT] Nuria's in a bit of a quandary when her sister's irritatingly handsome boyfriend admits that the only reason he's dating Vidette is because she's the closest thing he'll get to having Nuria herself.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,610 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 4-24-12 - Published: 2-5-12 - Complete
23. A Taste of Poison reviews
[ONE-SHOT] Two people attend an extravagant soiree for the same purpose - to kill all of the guests. But they each have their own reasons for doing so.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-24-12 - Complete
24. A Son Unlike His Father reviews
[ONE-SHOT] It doesn't always end well when a student propositions his teacher.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-28-12 - Complete